User28823
do not go gentle into that good night
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as a confirmed brokie this is usually how i spend my days
wake up and order $30 worth of uber eats for breakfast because i couldnt afford to helicopter into some michelin star restaurant in monaco for handcrafted truffle omelettes served by a 6'4 italian mogger in a suit
then i proceed to rot all day at home because im too broke to go out and do normie RICHcel activities, so i just LDAR in my home gym that costed me a measly $2,000 because i couldnt afford the $20 gym membership down the street from me
but its okay because i cope with my 5'8 physique (larping as 6'2 like the average .orgcel would be too obvious so i make sure to larp a 5'8 build)
for dinner i usually order about $40 worth of chemically engineered goyslop from uber eats to numb the pain of never being able to experience TRUE fine dining
sometimes i'll open the porsche app just to stare at the car i apparently dont own while listening to slowed reverb edits and contemplating my failed existence
then i check my bank accounts with six figures in them just to remind myself how truly cooked i am financially
but then i remember that according to terminally online forensic investigators:
i truly am finished
the council of unemployed internet detectives has spoken
@asdvek @Tyler1 @Mogs Me @Saint Casanova @Jason Voorhees
wake up and order $30 worth of uber eats for breakfast because i couldnt afford to helicopter into some michelin star restaurant in monaco for handcrafted truffle omelettes served by a 6'4 italian mogger in a suit
then i proceed to rot all day at home because im too broke to go out and do normie RICHcel activities, so i just LDAR in my home gym that costed me a measly $2,000 because i couldnt afford the $20 gym membership down the street from me
but its okay because i cope with my 5'8 physique (larping as 6'2 like the average .orgcel would be too obvious so i make sure to larp a 5'8 build)
for dinner i usually order about $40 worth of chemically engineered goyslop from uber eats to numb the pain of never being able to experience TRUE fine dining
sometimes i'll open the porsche app just to stare at the car i apparently dont own while listening to slowed reverb edits and contemplating my failed existence
then i check my bank accounts with six figures in them just to remind myself how truly cooked i am financially
but then i remember that according to terminally online forensic investigators:
- owning a home gym = fake rich
- ordering $70 worth of food everyday = fake rich
- taking pics of my porsche = rented
- existing peacefully = suspicious
- not livestreaming your title and registration 24/7 = exposed brokie
i truly am finished
the council of unemployed internet detectives has spoken
@asdvek @Tyler1 @Mogs Me @Saint Casanova @Jason Voorhees
