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ok so this story takes places a week ago today, when i flew to india on my private jet to get a hair transplant, when i arrived in the aeroport it reeked of curry, the curry was sweating off all the dravian skin and falling onto the floor making it slippery, yet still i endured as i had to make it too mumbai, I was a Norwood 5 at only 19 and knew that my life couldn't go on like this,
when i arrived in india, i was greeted by an honary cow, which all the indians praised, the cow had a message for me tho, the cow was the biggest consumer of scat in the entire world, he loved watching it while blessing the short indian people of mumbai, yet this cow had a problem, an evil indian rape gang was stealing all of the cows foids, these foids werent any foids the were specially raise to produce scat, and the cow couldnt function without them, the second i heard the cow say this i knew what i had to do.
The cow had Chosen me cause im a 6'5 Chadlite (i ascended from sub 2 only a month previsouly) needed to help this holy cow, so it could keep giving raw milk to the indian manlets for holy height even though height is all genetics. but before helping the cow i needed something, The Hair surgery, i walked thru the alley's of mumbai looking for the hair surgeon i had heard amazing things about, from stories i heard, he was a bald man with the hairyest ears on earth, with the longest ramus one man could posses,
After Hours of traveling through the mud streets i arrived at the Surgeon spot, it didnt look like the tipical american Surgery clinic, it was 1 table made out of mud, cover in a brown coloured blank, he told me to lie on the table and gave me a potion to drank. i pasted out,
After i awoke i had the best haircut any indian has ever seen, with curly bows falling next to my gonial angle.
As i walked out the mudhut, i felt like the entire world had changed, every single foid on earth aws strarrring at me, There were so many IOI's that the gravitatiional pull of the earth, started to cave in, i knew i had to make it quick to help the holy cow
but first i had to post abosulte life-fuel, it was really about the haircut, this haircut had changed my life, so i went on tiktok and said all you need is too get a nice haircut and brush your teeth and a be kind of course(like jeremy meeks), the video got 2.8 millions views and evvery foid was mirin' me in da comments, 1 caging incel said i wasnt a good person and the only reason everyone liked me is because i was a 6'6 chadlite, i brutallly repped ratio'd him, saying "im only 6'5", I every single person brutally JFL and Rep my comment, which bring me to my next point
REP THIS POST, I NEED TO SAVE MY REP RATIO, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE.
After I was done flaming this angry little man, i Dm'ed his oneitis and brutally e-Fucked her,
(holy coomfuel 22 hours no fap)
matter of fact the incel who i brutally cucked(cuz he has a bad personality) had the exact same haircut as me, very odd
after i got done e-fucking that foid, she had a seizuire out of extasy and died like a flower
Now I knew my mission was started, To unkinapped the indian foids for the prophet cow and his hiplet coid aisha.
I stammered my way thru the mumbai, frame mogging every1, i could see the peoples starting to cage, know without they raw milk, they thot they would never make it to 5 foot 5, top 1 percientile height in mumbai,
Walked thru alley after alley, trying to find the secret base of the indian gang rapist's who had stolen the High E Scat foids. when i asked around every1 thought i was joking because of how Chadlite i am,
finally after hours of searching i seen a Darkskin dravian stacey pop out of a hole into the ground
I talked to her and she showed my a curry powder trail to the secret past which they were keeping all the foids and coids captive,
as soon as i enter the secret base, felt a odd presenance, even an odd smell, the smell of Poop!!!!,
i realise what this place was, a Scastle, made entirely out of poop. i smashed my 11inch fist into the Dravian gaurds skull, shattering his maxilla and pushing his zygos inward, i dashed up the stairs reaching the main room,
though they were hundreds of indian pimps they were no match for me, and i made quick work of all of them, 100's of bodies leaking out chicken curry,
I walked the this darkly lite halley to the boss'es office
Frame - checking anything and anyone with my 200 Cm Clavicles,
i Kicked opened the door
and Who did i see
It was, It was
@Big Boss
big boss the gooner had stolen all of the foids, keeping them for himself to goon to scat
he seen me and he got up, he towered over everysingle other indian in the room standing at 5'6.
I RAN Up to him and Headbutt him,
his manlet head crashed onto the ground
I jumped onto and started punching,
but he activated one of his satanic abilities
Gooners smell, every in the room quickly collasped for the terrible stench,
i was losing couinousness,
then i heard something
It was the cow, the cow ran into the room, since he was also a gooner, he was able to negative the smell.
The Cow Crashed into the Ring leader and sent him flying into the indian Ocean
.
After every1 was evacuted about of the scastle, the holy cow thanked me, i had saved all of Mumbai from the wretched acts of this gang.
everyone was etastic again because they could drink Raw milk = holy height and stop seething about being manlets
after all the praise, i wouldve already gotten cuz im a 6'5 chadlite, the cow gave me a speical gift,
FINADUSTRIEDE,
He said i will never be norwood again,
i thanked him then walked off
@mirinmirinmirin
ok so this story takes places a week ago today, when i flew to india on my private jet to get a hair transplant, when i arrived in the aeroport it reeked of curry, the curry was sweating off all the dravian skin and falling onto the floor making it slippery, yet still i endured as i had to make it too mumbai, I was a Norwood 5 at only 19 and knew that my life couldn't go on like this,
when i arrived in india, i was greeted by an honary cow, which all the indians praised, the cow had a message for me tho, the cow was the biggest consumer of scat in the entire world, he loved watching it while blessing the short indian people of mumbai, yet this cow had a problem, an evil indian rape gang was stealing all of the cows foids, these foids werent any foids the were specially raise to produce scat, and the cow couldnt function without them, the second i heard the cow say this i knew what i had to do.
The cow had Chosen me cause im a 6'5 Chadlite (i ascended from sub 2 only a month previsouly) needed to help this holy cow, so it could keep giving raw milk to the indian manlets for holy height even though height is all genetics. but before helping the cow i needed something, The Hair surgery, i walked thru the alley's of mumbai looking for the hair surgeon i had heard amazing things about, from stories i heard, he was a bald man with the hairyest ears on earth, with the longest ramus one man could posses,
After Hours of traveling through the mud streets i arrived at the Surgeon spot, it didnt look like the tipical american Surgery clinic, it was 1 table made out of mud, cover in a brown coloured blank, he told me to lie on the table and gave me a potion to drank. i pasted out,
After i awoke i had the best haircut any indian has ever seen, with curly bows falling next to my gonial angle.
As i walked out the mudhut, i felt like the entire world had changed, every single foid on earth aws strarrring at me, There were so many IOI's that the gravitatiional pull of the earth, started to cave in, i knew i had to make it quick to help the holy cow
but first i had to post abosulte life-fuel, it was really about the haircut, this haircut had changed my life, so i went on tiktok and said all you need is too get a nice haircut and brush your teeth and a be kind of course(like jeremy meeks), the video got 2.8 millions views and evvery foid was mirin' me in da comments, 1 caging incel said i wasnt a good person and the only reason everyone liked me is because i was a 6'6 chadlite, i brutallly repped ratio'd him, saying "im only 6'5", I every single person brutally JFL and Rep my comment, which bring me to my next point
REP THIS POST, I NEED TO SAVE MY REP RATIO, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE.
After I was done flaming this angry little man, i Dm'ed his oneitis and brutally e-Fucked her,
matter of fact the incel who i brutally cucked(cuz he has a bad personality) had the exact same haircut as me, very odd
after i got done e-fucking that foid, she had a seizuire out of extasy and died like a flower
Now I knew my mission was started, To unkinapped the indian foids for the prophet cow and his hiplet coid aisha.
I stammered my way thru the mumbai, frame mogging every1, i could see the peoples starting to cage, know without they raw milk, they thot they would never make it to 5 foot 5, top 1 percientile height in mumbai,
Walked thru alley after alley, trying to find the secret base of the indian gang rapist's who had stolen the High E Scat foids. when i asked around every1 thought i was joking because of how Chadlite i am,
finally after hours of searching i seen a Darkskin dravian stacey pop out of a hole into the ground
I talked to her and she showed my a curry powder trail to the secret past which they were keeping all the foids and coids captive,
as soon as i enter the secret base, felt a odd presenance, even an odd smell, the smell of Poop!!!!,
i realise what this place was, a Scastle, made entirely out of poop. i smashed my 11inch fist into the Dravian gaurds skull, shattering his maxilla and pushing his zygos inward, i dashed up the stairs reaching the main room,
though they were hundreds of indian pimps they were no match for me, and i made quick work of all of them, 100's of bodies leaking out chicken curry,
I walked the this darkly lite halley to the boss'es office
Frame - checking anything and anyone with my 200 Cm Clavicles,
i Kicked opened the door
and Who did i see
It was, It was
@Big Boss
big boss the gooner had stolen all of the foids, keeping them for himself to goon to scat
he seen me and he got up, he towered over everysingle other indian in the room standing at 5'6.
I RAN Up to him and Headbutt him,
his manlet head crashed onto the ground
I jumped onto and started punching,
but he activated one of his satanic abilities
Gooners smell, every in the room quickly collasped for the terrible stench,
i was losing couinousness,
then i heard something
It was the cow, the cow ran into the room, since he was also a gooner, he was able to negative the smell.
The Cow Crashed into the Ring leader and sent him flying into the indian Ocean
After every1 was evacuted about of the scastle, the holy cow thanked me, i had saved all of Mumbai from the wretched acts of this gang.
everyone was etastic again because they could drink Raw milk = holy height and stop seething about being manlets
after all the praise, i wouldve already gotten cuz im a 6'5 chadlite, the cow gave me a speical gift,
FINADUSTRIEDE,
He said i will never be norwood again,
i thanked him then walked off
@mirinmirinmirin
