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This guide will explain the things I do to fraud my looks before I go on nights out.
These methods will not lead to permanent results for your looks.
These are the areas I improve using the methods I will discuss. If you have none of these flaws then DNR:
- excessive nose tissue (large nasal tip specifically)
- height
- dry and poorly styled hair
- scent
- style
- weak jaw
- skin quality and imperfections
- eyebrow shape
- eyelashes
- excessive upper eyelid exposure
- patchy facial hair
1. hydrocortisone
Applying a 0.5% topical hydrocortisone cream to my nose for a week before going out leads to reduced swelling and size of your nasal tip. This is because it drains your nose pours of sebum and shrinks them.
2. footwear and posture
Wearing thick soled shoes like air force 1s allows me to gain exactly 1.75 inches above my barefoot height. When I'm attending something significant and I'm not with people who I see every day who know my exact real height, I wear 3cm insoles. This takes my height boost from 1.75 inches to approximately 3 inches. This allows me to clear the 6' mark.
please note I am somewhere between 5'9 and 5'10 but foids always guess my height to be 5'11 or 6' without insoles.
3. sea salt spray + airdry
I always shower every morning and very rarely in the evening. After a shower, if I have extra time I don't dry my hair with a towel. Instead I let water drip off my hair. This stops my dry curly hair from going frizzy and lets actual curls show. When my hair is still wet but not completely drenched I apply sea salt spray or leave in conditioner (only one or the other, never both). This helps define the curls and further prevents frizz.
When my hair is long enough I occasionally opt for a middle part which can look great with curly hair (not too curly like black hair)
4. cologne
Usually I wear a cologne before going out. I try picking one with masculine scent connotations. Think wood / leather scents. Before that I apply deodorant but only to my armpits. Never let the cologne be hidden by a layer of deodorant
5. clothing
If I'm going to somewhere slightly more formal like a barbecue daytime event or a pub (especially when foids are present), I wear light linen trousers and a white linen shirt. If you are gymmaxed then undo the buttons on your shirt cuffs to reveal thick and veiny forearms. If its daytime then bring sunglasses like gold aviators. In less formal events where your likely to be closer up to people I wear off white joggers and a black and white jersey. This is a good contrast. Its good to note that both of these outfits you can wear white air forces with.
6. jawmaxxing
I have somewhat inwardly grown gonions and a significantly narrow chin. To counter this I am constantly mewing and jutting throughout the night. Mewing allows your gonions to show more which gives them a wider appearance as the skin from your whole lower face is pulled up. I've also tried bonesmashing and I can say that the swelling is legitimate. If your desperate you could try bonesmashing your chin for extremely mild swelling gains. Bone structure gains are cope tho. Its also important to note that swelling can cause loss of structure, like the dent between each half of your chin which is a dimorphic trait. It also causes red skin.
7. sunmaxxing and skincare
I try to get lots of sun every day to maintain a tan. Other than that, on the day your going out you should apply a moisturiser to your skin whilst its wet. There are much better skinmaxxing guides in botb so look at those. If you need it you can use makeup but I would strongly recommend not too unless you know what your doing because I've been caught once before (on a date jfl).
8. eyebrow grooming
The main feature about me that people used to say is bad is my eyebrows. This is because my eyebrows are very poorly shaped despite them being dense and low set. They are somewhat curved and the ends of each eyebrow are a bit too thick. Before I go out I use a tweezer / eyebrow plucker to trim my eyebrows. I look for long hairs that grow far apart from the main bush and pluck them. I also pluck any hairs which stick a funny direction, unlike the other hairs. I also use an eyelash curler but I've only started recently and the results are mixed.
9. excessive UEE fixes
Excessive UEE for me is caused because of the hooded eyes engrained in my phenotype. To fix this often I just need to lose the fat which is present in that region. My favourite solution is furosemide tablets which help you debloat quickly. However if you have access to seawater then the composition of minerals provides more skin elasticity which helps a lot. Swim in the sea a lot if you can. Or just lose weight I guess.
10. chin pube plucking
If your a teenager you probably get small strands of dark hair on your chin. These are called chin pubes. I use the same tweezer to pluck every chin pube that I do with my eyebrows to shape them.
These methods will not lead to permanent results for your looks.
These are the areas I improve using the methods I will discuss. If you have none of these flaws then DNR:
- excessive nose tissue (large nasal tip specifically)
- height
- dry and poorly styled hair
- scent
- style
- weak jaw
- skin quality and imperfections
- eyebrow shape
- eyelashes
- excessive upper eyelid exposure
- patchy facial hair
1. hydrocortisone
Applying a 0.5% topical hydrocortisone cream to my nose for a week before going out leads to reduced swelling and size of your nasal tip. This is because it drains your nose pours of sebum and shrinks them.
2. footwear and posture
Wearing thick soled shoes like air force 1s allows me to gain exactly 1.75 inches above my barefoot height. When I'm attending something significant and I'm not with people who I see every day who know my exact real height, I wear 3cm insoles. This takes my height boost from 1.75 inches to approximately 3 inches. This allows me to clear the 6' mark.
please note I am somewhere between 5'9 and 5'10 but foids always guess my height to be 5'11 or 6' without insoles.
3. sea salt spray + airdry
I always shower every morning and very rarely in the evening. After a shower, if I have extra time I don't dry my hair with a towel. Instead I let water drip off my hair. This stops my dry curly hair from going frizzy and lets actual curls show. When my hair is still wet but not completely drenched I apply sea salt spray or leave in conditioner (only one or the other, never both). This helps define the curls and further prevents frizz.
When my hair is long enough I occasionally opt for a middle part which can look great with curly hair (not too curly like black hair)
4. cologne
Usually I wear a cologne before going out. I try picking one with masculine scent connotations. Think wood / leather scents. Before that I apply deodorant but only to my armpits. Never let the cologne be hidden by a layer of deodorant
5. clothing
If I'm going to somewhere slightly more formal like a barbecue daytime event or a pub (especially when foids are present), I wear light linen trousers and a white linen shirt. If you are gymmaxed then undo the buttons on your shirt cuffs to reveal thick and veiny forearms. If its daytime then bring sunglasses like gold aviators. In less formal events where your likely to be closer up to people I wear off white joggers and a black and white jersey. This is a good contrast. Its good to note that both of these outfits you can wear white air forces with.
6. jawmaxxing
I have somewhat inwardly grown gonions and a significantly narrow chin. To counter this I am constantly mewing and jutting throughout the night. Mewing allows your gonions to show more which gives them a wider appearance as the skin from your whole lower face is pulled up. I've also tried bonesmashing and I can say that the swelling is legitimate. If your desperate you could try bonesmashing your chin for extremely mild swelling gains. Bone structure gains are cope tho. Its also important to note that swelling can cause loss of structure, like the dent between each half of your chin which is a dimorphic trait. It also causes red skin.
7. sunmaxxing and skincare
I try to get lots of sun every day to maintain a tan. Other than that, on the day your going out you should apply a moisturiser to your skin whilst its wet. There are much better skinmaxxing guides in botb so look at those. If you need it you can use makeup but I would strongly recommend not too unless you know what your doing because I've been caught once before (on a date jfl).
8. eyebrow grooming
The main feature about me that people used to say is bad is my eyebrows. This is because my eyebrows are very poorly shaped despite them being dense and low set. They are somewhat curved and the ends of each eyebrow are a bit too thick. Before I go out I use a tweezer / eyebrow plucker to trim my eyebrows. I look for long hairs that grow far apart from the main bush and pluck them. I also pluck any hairs which stick a funny direction, unlike the other hairs. I also use an eyelash curler but I've only started recently and the results are mixed.
9. excessive UEE fixes
Excessive UEE for me is caused because of the hooded eyes engrained in my phenotype. To fix this often I just need to lose the fat which is present in that region. My favourite solution is furosemide tablets which help you debloat quickly. However if you have access to seawater then the composition of minerals provides more skin elasticity which helps a lot. Swim in the sea a lot if you can. Or just lose weight I guess.
10. chin pube plucking
If your a teenager you probably get small strands of dark hair on your chin. These are called chin pubes. I use the same tweezer to pluck every chin pube that I do with my eyebrows to shape them.
