how i fumbled a girl by trying to act mysterious

[gasstationcart]

this girl i like asked what i do for fun.
instead of being normal, i said,
“i’m not really allowed to talk about it.”
thought i sounded like a main character with a dark past.
she goes, “what are you, in the fbi?”
i doubled down like, “something like that.”
she laughed… then never texted me again.
guess i came off more “weird” than “mysterious chad.”

 

[gasstationcart]

Bumpy

 

[iblamemandible7]

ND pill

 

[𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖟𝖔 𝖕𝖘𝖑]

Thats what your supposed to do just be more smart with it and word it better

 

[jawlineonvacation]

this girl i like asked what i do for fun.
instead of being normal, i said,
“i’m not really allowed to talk about it.”
thought i sounded like a main character with a dark past.
she goes, “what are you, in the fbi?”
i doubled down like, “something like that.”
she laughed… then never texted me again.
guess i came off more “weird” than “mysterious chad.”

Holy ND Pill bro just rope

 

[Yeagerist]

I did a similar thing, had multiple chances and fucked it each time. genuinely over if you are nd/abused dog syndrome

 

[gasstationcart]

ND pill

Holy ND Pill bro just rope

This is not ND at all bro

 

[gasstationcart]

I did a similar thing, had multiple chances and fucked it each time. genuinely over if you are nd/abused dog syndrome

care to elaborate?

 

[gasstationcart]

Thats what your supposed to do just be more smart with it and word it better

Like what?

 

[jawlineonvacation]

This is not ND at all bro

Its nd if your not chad and i highly doubt your good looking

 

[itoshi rin]

this girl i like asked what i do for fun.
instead of being normal, i said,
“i’m not really allowed to talk about it.”
thought i sounded like a main character with a dark past.
she goes, “what are you, in the fbi?”
i doubled down like, “something like that.”
she laughed… then never texted me again.
guess i came off more “weird” than “mysterious chad.”

nah bro she got overwhelmed by ur mysterious aura. dont chase a girl tho

 

[GenZ]

ask chatgpt to give you flirty responses to what you send it then forward her texts to it

 

[iluvmilk]

this girl i like asked what i do for fun.
instead of being normal, i said,
“i’m not really allowed to talk about it.”
thought i sounded like a main character with a dark past.
she goes, “what are you, in the fbi?”
i doubled down like, “something like that.”
she laughed… then never texted me again.
guess i came off more “weird” than “mysterious chad.”

ts makes me wanna rope

 

[gasstationcart]

nah bro she got overwhelmed by ur mysterious aura. dont chase a girl tho

I get chased my guy but thanks for the positivity

 

[gasstationcart]

ask chatgpt to give you flirty responses to what you send it then forward her texts to it

I’m good off that thanks for the advice

 

[itoshi rin]

I get chased my guy but thanks for the positivity

"then never texted me again"

 

[gasstationcart]

Its nd if your not chad and i highly doubt your good looking

If I were Chad I wouldn’t be on here but I look good enough I can say stupid shit but this one was out of my league

 

[jawlineonvacation]

If I were Chad I wouldn’t be on here but I look good enough I can say stupid shit but this one was out of my league

stop saying bullshit things to people out of your league then nigger

 

[gasstationcart]

"then never texted me again"

 

[gasstationcart]

stop saying bullshit things to people out of your league then nigger

Thanks for the advice bro

 

[Squidwardmaxx]

Í jokingly said from other proffile that Í have aids and its was over the momment i sent the msg

 

[gasstationcart]

Í jokingly said from other proffile that Í have aids and its was over the momment i sent the msg

That’s dumb as fuck but funny

 

[Squidwardmaxx]

That’s dumb as fuck but funny

priciate it

 

[LooksTester]

nga the whole point of texting a girl is to get her to hop on call and plan a meet up
you can do anything except bore a girl ;(