How I fumbled slaying three different girls in 1 day

[WishIwasChico]

Ok so I fuck one girl in the morning leave her house etc.

Then on insta meet this other slag and fuck her against my car. That’s 2.


Third. I decide to go out alone in my shitty rotter village. There’s no women… legit none. So I’m like ‘fuck there goes three slays in 1 day’ BUT…


I see this girl I’ve matched on tinder and send her a friend request on fb and then she accepts straight away and says ‘you can come talk to me you know’ (over for my autism) so I say ‘let’s go for a drive’

(Im high af on coke btw atp and it’s like 4am).

I hadn’t approached any girls as I met this guy I know and was high af with him jfl and there was no women.


Anyways she’s like ‘teehee ok let’s drop off my mate first’

So they get in im driving high af jfl. And then her mate is like ‘don’t leave me (her name) you said we’d chill together at yours’

This bitch is like ‘ye im gonna go for a drive with this guy tho’ so her friend gets out super pissed off and then it’s just us.


Here’s how I fucked it…

So I should’ve just fucked her there and then in my car round the corner. Instead I was driving high af rambling absolute shit and it started to go really light out. Then her friend rings her and trauma dumps her about how she’s an awful friend and THEN some guy on her phone rings her called ‘Boyfriend’ jfl


Atp she’s like I need to go back (I’m still high af) like what?

So ye if I just took her around the corner I would’ve smashed and got a legendary 3 slays but oh well jfl is a funny story.

 

[WishIwasChico]

3 slays in one day would’ve been insane I can do it easy I’ve done 2 a few times

 

[USERΝAME]

 

[WishIwasChico]

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Why would I larp about this tho ? :/

 

[Pollorex]

 

[CopiumX]

Ok so I fuck one girl in the morning leave her house etc.

Then on insta meet this other slag and fuck her against my car. That’s 2.


Third. I decide to go out alone in my shitty rotter village. There’s no women… legit none. So I’m like ‘fuck there goes three slays in 1 day’ BUT…


I see this girl I’ve matched on tinder and send her a friend request on fb and then she accepts straight away and says ‘you can come talk to me you know’ (over for my autism) so I say ‘let’s go for a drive’

(Im high af on coke btw atp and it’s like 4am).

I hadn’t approached any girls as I met this guy I know and was high af with him jfl and there was no women.


Anyways she’s like ‘teehee ok let’s drop off my mate first’

So they get in im driving high af jfl. And then her mate is like ‘don’t leave me (her name) you said we’d chill together at yours’

This bitch is like ‘ye im gonna go for a drive with this guy tho’ so her friend gets out super pissed off and then it’s just us.


Here’s how I fucked it…

So I should’ve just fucked her there and then in my car round the corner. Instead I was driving high af rambling absolute shit and it started to go really light out. Then her friend rings her and trauma dumps her about how she’s an awful friend and THEN some guy on her phone rings her called ‘Boyfriend’ jfl


Atp she’s like I need to go back (I’m still high af) like what?

So ye if I just took her around the corner I would’ve smashed and got a legendary 3 slays but oh well jfl is a funny story.

tales from Mumbai

 

[USERΝAME]

Why would I larp about this tho ? :/

Adds some spice and suspense

 

[📎♿️⚙️]

 

[Crisick]

Meanwhile lord crisick slays 40 women a day.
Work on your car, face, and game, Schifo.

 

[9cel]

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Her friend is so jealous and lonely she tried calling her

L SIS

Nah she really must've assumed the girl was getting fucked actively and just fucked it up

Hoes mane! A nigga would never!

 

[WishIwasChico]

Meanwhile lord crisick slays 40 women a day.
Work on your car, face, and game, Schifo.

Hahah but fr oh well could’ve got 3 slays but cocaine ruined me jfl don’t regret it tho

 

[WishIwasChico]

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Jfl

 

[WishIwasChico]

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Hahahahahaha

 

[zub111]

Hahah but fr oh well could’ve got 3 slays but cocaine ruined me jfl don’t regret it tho

mtn btw

 

[0S4MA]

no pic no care, only slayer these days that gives minimal proof

 

[WishIwasChico]

mtn btw

I am mtn jfl

 

[WishIwasChico]

no pic no care, only slayer these days that gives minimal proof

Gave lots of proof in my slay threads of DMs etc. what do u want bro I don’t really want to record fucking someone and post it here sorry

 

[zub111]

I am mtn jfl

pm face then stupid nigger watch when i see you in your shitty mercedes i’m gonna throw acid on your mtn face

 

[0S4MA]

Gave lots of proof in my slay threads of DMs etc. what do u want bro I don’t really want to record fucking someone and post it here sorry

I never got any DMs bro

 

[WishIwasChico]

pm face then stupid nigger watch when i see you in your shitty mercedes i’m gonna throw acid on your mtn face

Bro wtf did I do jfl this is too funny @atlantean

 

[Suns9999]

It’s good to see you lose for a change even if it is larp

 

[WishIwasChico]

pm face then stupid nigger watch when i see you in your shitty mercedes i’m gonna throw acid on your mtn face

I’ll mow you down son to ‘fireflies’ by Owl city gonna be the last thing you hear pussy

 

[WishIwasChico]

I never got any DMs bro

Ask your mum for them bro

 

[AustinCutler]

Post face nigger

 

[WishIwasChico]

Post face nigger

Check new thread I posted my face

 

[zub111]

I’ll mow you down son to ‘fireflies’ by Owl city gonna be the last thing you hear pussy

all i’m gonna see is some ugly larper in this shit car with acid burns all over his face

 

[WishIwasChico]

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all i’m gonna see is some ugly larper in this shit car with acid burns all over his face

Hahahahahahahah ‘hey b I got a Mercedes’ and pull up in that jfl

 

[WishIwasChico]

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all i’m gonna see is some ugly larper in this shit car with acid burns all over his face

Nah that would be good to slay in tbh loads of room in the back

 

[AustinCutler]

Check new thread I posted my face

Nigger, are u that gook? And with selfies like that u mentioned u slayed on tinder? Why I feel like its truly just tales from Kazakhstan? Jfl

 

[zub111]

Nah that would be good to slay in tbh loads of room in the back

yep slaying landwhales you get of tinder

 

[WishIwasChico]

yep slaying landwhales you get of tinder

Copium

 

[atlantean]

Bro wtf did I do jfl this is too funny @atlantean

haha wtf have u been up to, no longer just @the BULL threatening to end ur life jfl

 

[EliteMewing]

also slayed 2 girls same day... 3 is absolutely nuts ngl. imagine topping it off wirh a 4th fickkkkkkkuu

 

[pooplicker]

tales from somalia

 

[Xangsane]

Ok so I fuck one girl in the morning leave her house etc.

Then on insta meet this other slag and fuck her against my car. That’s 2.


Third. I decide to go out alone in my shitty rotter village. There’s no women… legit none. So I’m like ‘fuck there goes three slays in 1 day’ BUT…


I see this girl I’ve matched on tinder and send her a friend request on fb and then she accepts straight away and says ‘you can come talk to me you know’ (over for my autism) so I say ‘let’s go for a drive’

(Im high af on coke btw atp and it’s like 4am).

I hadn’t approached any girls as I met this guy I know and was high af with him jfl and there was no women.


Anyways she’s like ‘teehee ok let’s drop off my mate first’

So they get in im driving high af jfl. And then her mate is like ‘don’t leave me (her name) you said we’d chill together at yours’

This bitch is like ‘ye im gonna go for a drive with this guy tho’ so her friend gets out super pissed off and then it’s just us.


Here’s how I fucked it…

So I should’ve just fucked her there and then in my car round the corner. Instead I was driving high af rambling absolute shit and it started to go really light out. Then her friend rings her and trauma dumps her about how she’s an awful friend and THEN some guy on her phone rings her called ‘Boyfriend’ jfl


Atp she’s like I need to go back (I’m still high af) like what?

So ye if I just took her around the corner I would’ve smashe
d and got a legendary 3 slays but oh well jfl is a funny story.

 

[ambi]

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