How I get a girl being 4’9??

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I’m 20 years old male and in college n I always see all these couples and I lowkey want one. Only problem is I’m 4’9. How would I accomplish this. Would appreciate some advice thx!!

If u care to know why I’m so small:
I’m in an extremely rare boat where both my parents are tall (5’11 n 5’9) and I don’t have dwarfism (I’m proportioned long arms long legs etc). Doctors told me I shouldve been around at 6'0" or 6'1" based on my parents height. my situation is rlly rare where my rare genetic condition holds me back from my true height. My condition does not pass down because it’s recessive so it's highly unlikely I'd pass my short stature onto my kids. (For all y’all who say don’t reproduce) my future children would almost certainly inherit those "tall" genes from my parents that I also carry. So I’m basically 4’9 trapped in a 6 footers body genetically.
 
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You’re the girl now
 
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femboy maxx
 
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I’m 20 years old male and in college n I always see all these couples and I lowkey want one. Only problem is I’m 4’9. How would I accomplish this. Would appreciate some advice thx!!

If u care to know why I’m so small:
I’m in an extremely rare boat where both my parents are tall (5’11 n 5’9) and I don’t have dwarfism (I’m proportioned long arms long legs etc). Doctors told me I shouldve been around at 6'0" or 6'1" based on my parents height. my situation is rlly rare where my rare genetic condition holds me back from my true height. My condition does not pass down because it’s recessive so it's highly unlikely I'd pass my short stature onto my kids. (For all y’all who say don’t reproduce) my future children would almost certainly inherit those "tall" genes from my parents that I also carry. So I’m basically 4’9 trapped in a 6 footers body genetically.
i have news to tell you boss, and you won't like them
 
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Start your Estrogen treatment at this point G
 
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Start your Estrogen treatment at this point G
maybe i should hit the gym and fashionmaxx. :unsure:

theres this guy called hamza who is pretty cool and manly.

his videos are quite useful!
 
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transmaxx bro
 
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maybe i should hit the gym and fashionmaxx. :unsure:

theres this guy called hamza who is pretty cool and manly.

his videos are quite useful!
is this satire 😡
 
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I’m 20 years old male and in college n I always see all these couples and I lowkey want one. Only problem is I’m 4’9. How would I accomplish this. Would appreciate some advice thx!!

If u care to know why I’m so small:
I’m in an extremely rare boat where both my parents are tall (5’11 n 5’9) and I don’t have dwarfism (I’m proportioned long arms long legs etc). Doctors told me I shouldve been around at 6'0" or 6'1" based on my parents height. my situation is rlly rare where my rare genetic condition holds me back from my true height. My condition does not pass down because it’s recessive so it's highly unlikely I'd pass my short stature onto my kids. (For all y’all who say don’t reproduce) my future children would almost certainly inherit those "tall" genes from my parents that I also carry. So I’m basically 4’9 trapped in a 6 footers body genetically.
im sorry
 
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I’m 20 years old male and in college n I always see all these couples and I lowkey want one. Only problem is I’m 4’9. How would I accomplish this. Would appreciate some advice thx!!

If u care to know why I’m so small:
I’m in an extremely rare boat where both my parents are tall (5’11 n 5’9) and I don’t have dwarfism (I’m proportioned long arms long legs etc). Doctors told me I shouldve been around at 6'0" or 6'1" based on my parents height. my situation is rlly rare where my rare genetic condition holds me back from my true height. My condition does not pass down because it’s recessive so it's highly unlikely I'd pass my short stature onto my kids. (For all y’all who say don’t reproduce) my future children would almost certainly inherit those "tall" genes from my parents that I also carry. So I’m basically 4’9 trapped in a 6 footers body genetically.
Become trans bro
 
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I’m 20 years old male and in college n I always see all these couples and I lowkey want one. Only problem is I’m 4’9. How would I accomplish this. Would appreciate some advice thx!!

If u care to know why I’m so small:
I’m in an extremely rare boat where both my parents are tall (5’11 n 5’9) and I don’t have dwarfism (I’m proportioned long arms long legs etc). Doctors told me I shouldve been around at 6'0" or 6'1" based on my parents height. my situation is rlly rare where my rare genetic condition holds me back from my true height. My condition does not pass down because it’s recessive so it's highly unlikely I'd pass my short stature onto my kids. (For all y’all who say don’t reproduce) my future children would almost certainly inherit those "tall" genes from my parents that I also carry. So I’m basically 4’9 trapped in a 6 footers body genetically.
Hahahahah yea ive seen that one too
 
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I still have potential right?

Like if I just get some good fits and cool personality.
perfume is where its at

also cold showers help a lot with confidence
 
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perfume is where its at

also cold showers help a lot with confidence
Thank you.

I actually got an $100 fade yesterday.

Im looking fresh. ;)
 
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IMG 9163
 
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staple dick on ur feet for extra 6 inches
 
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You’ll probably have to go for women with dwarfism
 
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i mean if u look good enough it dont matter bro...
no girl is gonna see a cl 4,9 guy and leave him for a sub human 6,4 guy
 
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maybe i should hit the gym and fashionmaxx. :unsure:

theres this guy called hamza who is pretty cool and manly.

his videos are quite useful!
ok this has to be a troll
 
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maybe i should hit the gym and fashionmaxx. :unsure:

theres this guy called hamza who is pretty cool and manly.

his videos are quite useful!
thought this was serious till i saw this jfl:lul:
 
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rape them/be rich asf
 
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You can’t be 4’9 as a guy stop LARPing
 
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