How I Got Cuckolded By A Zebra

[TheBlackpilledOne]

I and my girlfriend went on a safari trip. We were admiring the wildlife when she locked eyes with one particular zebra. I swear, I saw her blush. She giggled. GIGGLED. At a zebra. Meanwhile I'm standing there in my cargo shorts, suddenly feeling inadequate. Then it happened. The zebra trotted over, oozing confidence, swishing his tail like he owned the place. My girlfriend whispered, "He's so… exotic." Bro, I’m right here. I looked away for one second, and when I turned back, she was feeding him apples from her own hand. The betrayal stung deeper than any BBC. I knew I had lost. That night, as we lay in our safari tent, I could hear the distant braying of the zebra. My girlfriend sighed wistfully. I knew she wasn’t thinking about me. I had been officially cucked. By a zebra.

 

[Hernan]

tales from the basement.

 

[TheBlackpilledOne]

bump

 

[superpsycho]

over tbh

 

[Loruki]

tales from the basement.

tales from the underground asylum of mumbai schizos

 

[zinepleg]

zebrapill is too brutal

 

[TheBlackpilledOne]

bump