larpcel
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Water-Based Rituals
- Ice ocean plunge to shock your growth plates awake
- Standing in rain during a thunderstorm for “Zeus growth stimulation”
- Drinking ONLY water collected at 4:44 AM on a full moon
- Sleeping underwater to decompress the spine more efficiently
Dance / Movement Rituals
- Rooster dance at sunrise to declare dominance and gain primal height
- Giraffe stretching ritual while watching National Geographic
- Crane stance for 30 minutes a day (Karate Kid heightmaxx variant)
- Jumping 1,000 times before breakfast to “loosen the cartilage”
Mystical Heightmaxxing
- Manifesting + affirmations: “I am 6'3 inside”
- Burning your old height measurements in a ritual circle
- Charging your tibias under the moonlight
- Taping motivational quotes to your shins so they “absorb tall energy”
This is my life’s work, don’t neglect it.