How I grew 6 inches in 1 year (ages 26-27)

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Water-Based Rituals

  • Ice ocean plunge to shock your growth plates awake
  • Standing in rain during a thunderstorm for “Zeus growth stimulation”
  • Drinking ONLY water collected at 4:44 AM on a full moon
  • Sleeping underwater to decompress the spine more efficiently

🐓 Dance / Movement Rituals

  • Rooster dance at sunrise to declare dominance and gain primal height
  • Giraffe stretching ritual while watching National Geographic
  • Crane stance for 30 minutes a day (Karate Kid heightmaxx variant)
  • Jumping 1,000 times before breakfast to “loosen the cartilage”

🔮 Mystical Heightmaxxing

  • Manifesting + affirmations: “I am 6'3 inside”
  • Burning your old height measurements in a ritual circle
  • Charging your tibias under the moonlight
  • Taping motivational quotes to your shins so they “absorb tall energy”


This is my life’s work, don’t neglect it.
 
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Can confirm I grew from 6'11 to 7'5 from ages 71-72 using these methods
 
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all that just to get heightmogged by a entry-level massai jumper
life is brutal
 
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Pathetic, I drank I cup of raw milk once+didn’t stress for a day and grew 3 feet in height
 
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no fap , raw meat diet , cold showers and holding frame give it 50 years and you will grow dont forget to trust the process
 
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