NarcyChadlite
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Having swallowed Blackpills after Blackpills... any PSLer that resists the temptation to rope and eventually manages to have kids.. will be a parent unlike any other.
After having completed the babymama checklist:
He will make sure to monitor his child's craniofacial development like ethnic parents monitor their child's grades..
Having gone through the pain/BDD himself... he knows how much his childs life depends on proper facial development..
1. He will expose his child to Uncle Mew and his teachings.. until his child has posters of Dr. Mew in his room instead of Superheros and racecars
2. Normal Parents have marks on the wall to keep track of height.. But not him.. He will have side profile (perfectly calibrated to remove fraud) to keep track of this childs maxilla
3. He will teach his child the PSL vocab...
A for Ascension/Angle fraud
B for Barrett/BiBigonal Width
C for Chad/ Coloring
D for Depoot
Etc...
4. He will have a daily palate/dental arch check and promises to himself that hed run over his own child before he takes him to the ortho for a tooth extraction/braces
5. He will sneak in hormones into his childs food for better height and dimorphism gains.
6. Normal parents save up for kids college.... he will save up for his kids surgeries
JFL if you care about your children after being exposed to PSL and dont do this shit..
After having completed the babymama checklist:
He will make sure to monitor his child's craniofacial development like ethnic parents monitor their child's grades..
Having gone through the pain/BDD himself... he knows how much his childs life depends on proper facial development..
1. He will expose his child to Uncle Mew and his teachings.. until his child has posters of Dr. Mew in his room instead of Superheros and racecars
2. Normal Parents have marks on the wall to keep track of height.. But not him.. He will have side profile (perfectly calibrated to remove fraud) to keep track of this childs maxilla
3. He will teach his child the PSL vocab...
A for Ascension/Angle fraud
B for Barrett/BiBigonal Width
C for Chad/ Coloring
D for Depoot
Etc...
4. He will have a daily palate/dental arch check and promises to himself that hed run over his own child before he takes him to the ortho for a tooth extraction/braces
5. He will sneak in hormones into his childs food for better height and dimorphism gains.
6. Normal parents save up for kids college.... he will save up for his kids surgeries
JFL if you care about your children after being exposed to PSL and dont do this shit..
