How I JobMaxed As A Teenager

[yazn.mads]

How I got jobs at 17 with no experience (and why I stopped giving a fuck)

So basically, I’m 17 years old, I recently finished school, I live in Australia, and I had zero job experience.
Like literally none. No work history, no resume, nothing.
But I still needed money, obviously.
The problem was: every employer only gives a fuck about experience.
And when you’re 17, you don’t have any. So you’re basically stuck in a loop of “need experience to get a job, need a job to get experience.”
So here’s what I did.

1. I realised employers don’t give a fuck about “potential”

I tried being honest for 2 weeks.
I applied to Seek, Indeed, Jora, basically spam-applied like a desperate NPC, and got absolutely FUCK ALL back.
Not even a rejection. Just silence.
That’s when it clicked:
Employers don’t care if you’re a good worker. They care if you look like a safe hire.

2. I lied on my resume (yeah I know, shut up)

After getting zero replies, I decided to just lie.
I put down some well-known stores in Australia like:Officeworks,KFC,Red Rooster
Just to make it look like I wasn’t some random kid with nothing.
And guess what?
Suddenly employers were replying.
Funny how that works.

3. I got a supermarket job… but the pay was fucking horrendous

I finally got hired at a supermarket and thought, “yeah I made it.”
Then I saw the pay.
I was getting $16.50 an hour… which is basically dogshit, especially in Australia.
So I quit.
No regrets.

4. I found a warehouse job paying a fuck ton

Straight after, I found a warehouse nearby that needed people ASAP and it was paying $37 an hour.
I was getting shifts every fucking day, 8 hours each shift.
For a teenager, I was making alot of money
Like I thought I was set for a couple months

5. Then I got fired

Yep. Got fired.
Not gonna lie, that shit humbled me real quick.
After that, it was back to the same old problem:
job drought
No shifts, no work, no money.
I was unemployed for like 2 weeks, and I started thinking:
“Why the fuck don’t I just apply only for warehouse jobs and drag the experience?”

6. I stretched the truth and it worked again

My first warehouse job only lasted 2 weeks, but on my resume I stretched it to 2 months.
And guess what?
It fucking worked.
I ended up landing another warehouse job at some furniture place.
And yeah… that’s the fucking story.
Final thoughts

Is it ethical? Maybe not.

But I learned something important:
Having “experience” on paper matters more than reality.
Employers don’t care about your struggle. They just want someone who looks like they can do the job without them taking a risk.
And when you’re young and broke, sometimes you just do what you gotta do.

SO YEAH FAKE YOUR FUCKEN RESUME GUYS ESPECIALLY IF YOUR DUMBASS IS APPLYING TO SHIT JOBS THEY DONT CHECK REFERENCES

 

[Elf]

How I got jobs at 17 with no experience (and why I stopped giving a fuck)

So basically, I’m 17 years old, I recently finished school, I live in Australia, and I had zero job experience.
Like literally none. No work history, no resume, nothing.
But I still needed money, obviously.
The problem was: every employer only gives a fuck about experience.
And when you’re 17, you don’t have any. So you’re basically stuck in a loop of “need experience to get a job, need a job to get experience.”
So here’s what I did.

1. I realised employers don’t give a fuck about “potential”

I tried being honest for 2 weeks.
I applied to Seek, Indeed, Jora, basically spam-applied like a desperate NPC, and got absolutely FUCK ALL back.
Not even a rejection. Just silence.
That’s when it clicked:
Employers don’t care if you’re a good worker. They care if you look like a safe hire.

2. I lied on my resume (yeah I know, shut up)

After getting zero replies, I decided to just lie.
I put down some well-known stores in Australia like:Officeworks,KFC,Red Rooster
Just to make it look like I wasn’t some random kid with nothing.
And guess what?
Suddenly employers were replying.
Funny how that works.

3. I got a supermarket job… but the pay was fucking horrendous

I finally got hired at a supermarket and thought, “yeah I made it.”
Then I saw the pay.
I was getting $16.50 an hour… which is basically dogshit, especially in Australia.
So I quit.
No regrets.

4. I found a warehouse job paying a fuck ton

Straight after, I found a warehouse nearby that needed people ASAP and it was paying $37 an hour.
I was getting shifts every fucking day, 8 hours each shift.
For a teenager, I was making alot of money
Like I thought I was set for a couple months

5. Then I got fired

Yep. Got fired.
Not gonna lie, that shit humbled me real quick.
After that, it was back to the same old problem:
job drought
No shifts, no work, no money.
I was unemployed for like 2 weeks, and I started thinking:
“Why the fuck don’t I just apply only for warehouse jobs and drag the experience?”

6. I stretched the truth and it worked again

My first warehouse job only lasted 2 weeks, but on my resume I stretched it to 2 months.
And guess what?
It fucking worked.
I ended up landing another warehouse job at some furniture place.
And yeah… that’s the fucking story.
Final thoughts

Is it ethical? Maybe not.

But I learned something important:
Having “experience” on paper matters more than reality.
Employers don’t care about your struggle. They just want someone who looks like they can do the job without them taking a risk.
And when you’re young and broke, sometimes you just do what you gotta do.

SO YEAH FAKE YOUR FUCKEN RESUME GUYS ESPECIALLY IF YOUR DUMBASS IS APPLYING TO SHIT JOBS THEY DONT CHECK REFERENCES

In order to get a half decent job you have to lie nowadays, make sure to have a consistent story set. Proud of you.

 

[tgun564636]

How I got jobs at 17 with no experience (and why I stopped giving a fuck)

So basically, I’m 17 years old, I recently finished school, I live in Australia, and I had zero job experience.
Like literally none. No work history, no resume, nothing.
But I still needed money, obviously.
The problem was: every employer only gives a fuck about experience.
And when you’re 17, you don’t have any. So you’re basically stuck in a loop of “need experience to get a job, need a job to get experience.”
So here’s what I did.

1. I realised employers don’t give a fuck about “potential”

I tried being honest for 2 weeks.
I applied to Seek, Indeed, Jora, basically spam-applied like a desperate NPC, and got absolutely FUCK ALL back.
Not even a rejection. Just silence.
That’s when it clicked:
Employers don’t care if you’re a good worker. They care if you look like a safe hire.

2. I lied on my resume (yeah I know, shut up)

After getting zero replies, I decided to just lie.
I put down some well-known stores in Australia like:Officeworks,KFC,Red Rooster
Just to make it look like I wasn’t some random kid with nothing.
And guess what?
Suddenly employers were replying.
Funny how that works.

3. I got a supermarket job… but the pay was fucking horrendous

I finally got hired at a supermarket and thought, “yeah I made it.”
Then I saw the pay.
I was getting $16.50 an hour… which is basically dogshit, especially in Australia.
So I quit.
No regrets.

4. I found a warehouse job paying a fuck ton

Straight after, I found a warehouse nearby that needed people ASAP and it was paying $37 an hour.
I was getting shifts every fucking day, 8 hours each shift.
For a teenager, I was making alot of money
Like I thought I was set for a couple months

5. Then I got fired

Yep. Got fired.
Not gonna lie, that shit humbled me real quick.
After that, it was back to the same old problem:
job drought
No shifts, no work, no money.
I was unemployed for like 2 weeks, and I started thinking:
“Why the fuck don’t I just apply only for warehouse jobs and drag the experience?”

6. I stretched the truth and it worked again

My first warehouse job only lasted 2 weeks, but on my resume I stretched it to 2 months.
And guess what?
It fucking worked.
I ended up landing another warehouse job at some furniture place.
And yeah… that’s the fucking story.
Final thoughts

Is it ethical? Maybe not.

But I learned something important:
Having “experience” on paper matters more than reality.
Employers don’t care about your struggle. They just want someone who looks like they can do the job without them taking a risk.
And when you’re young and broke, sometimes you just do what you gotta do.

SO YEAH FAKE YOUR FUCKEN RESUME GUYS ESPECIALLY IF YOUR DUMBASS IS APPLYING TO SHIT JOBS THEY DONT CHECK REFERENCES

So
If I apply to a restraunt I can say I worked at kfc before and they don’t check?

 

[yazn.mads]

And yeah I used chatgpt to organise this shit

So
If I apply to a restraunt I can say I worked at kfc before and they don’t check?

Most likely they wouldn't give a shit but even if they do they would ask if you got A reference just give your friends number I've been asked for references many times and they've never called. Trust bro they don't give a shit

 

[tgun564636]

And yeah I used chatgpt to organise this shit

Most likely they wouldn't give a shit but even if they do they would ask if you got A reference just give your friends number I've been asked for references many times and they've never called. Trust bro they don't give a shit

Alright thanks bro I’m almost 17 and never got a job so I’m gonna do this lol

 

[AryanGod]

no jobs for a teen in the slums of Philippines, 5$ would do but no shit available here

 

[yazn.mads]

no jobs for a teen in the slums of Philippines, 5$ would do but no shit available here

Try some online Shi then

 

[AryanGod]

Try some online Shi then

I did actually reselling roblox shits to foreigners lmao, made some good money and bought gh and more drugs it was peak, it was 2 months ago but im still hustling these days tho

 

[lifefuelforMTN]

try to do past time jobs in shops, minimarkets, grocery store, etc.
is really easy to get a past time job as a teen.

 

[Micrognathic]

try to do past time jobs in shops, minimarkets, grocery store, etc.
is really easy to get a past time job as a teen.

ur avi reminds me of @7evenvox22 ( rip )

 

[lifefuelforMTN]

ur avi reminds me of @7evenvox22 ( rip )

RIP

 

[swaggers]

I did actually reselling roblox shits to foreigners lmao, made some good money and bought gh and more drugs it was peak, it was 2 months ago but im still hustling these days tho

code for roblox games, i make a decent amount of robux whenever i want to with it.

 

[AryanGod]

code for roblox games, i make a decent amount of robux whenever i want to with it.

the game seems too saturated to make coding worth it, ill try tho

 

[swaggers]

the game seems too saturated to make coding worth it, ill try tho

You can go onto a server like RoDev and apply for jobs.

 

[Zorq]

Obviously, sales job can get ur money up if you can talk with people and can present yourself not like a retard. You be good

 

[idnap]

How I got jobs at 17 with no experience (and why I stopped giving a fuck)

So basically, I’m 17 years old, I recently finished school, I live in Australia, and I had zero job experience.
Like literally none. No work history, no resume, nothing.
But I still needed money, obviously.
The problem was: every employer only gives a fuck about experience.
And when you’re 17, you don’t have any. So you’re basically stuck in a loop of “need experience to get a job, need a job to get experience.”
So here’s what I did.

1. I realised employers don’t give a fuck about “potential”

I tried being honest for 2 weeks.
I applied to Seek, Indeed, Jora, basically spam-applied like a desperate NPC, and got absolutely FUCK ALL back.
Not even a rejection. Just silence.
That’s when it clicked:
Employers don’t care if you’re a good worker. They care if you look like a safe hire.

2. I lied on my resume (yeah I know, shut up)

After getting zero replies, I decided to just lie.
I put down some well-known stores in Australia like:Officeworks,KFC,Red Rooster
Just to make it look like I wasn’t some random kid with nothing.
And guess what?
Suddenly employers were replying.
Funny how that works.

3. I got a supermarket job… but the pay was fucking horrendous

I finally got hired at a supermarket and thought, “yeah I made it.”
Then I saw the pay.
I was getting $16.50 an hour… which is basically dogshit, especially in Australia.
So I quit.
No regrets.

4. I found a warehouse job paying a fuck ton

Straight after, I found a warehouse nearby that needed people ASAP and it was paying $37 an hour.
I was getting shifts every fucking day, 8 hours each shift.
For a teenager, I was making alot of money
Like I thought I was set for a couple months

5. Then I got fired

Yep. Got fired.
Not gonna lie, that shit humbled me real quick.
After that, it was back to the same old problem:
job drought
No shifts, no work, no money.
I was unemployed for like 2 weeks, and I started thinking:
“Why the fuck don’t I just apply only for warehouse jobs and drag the experience?”

6. I stretched the truth and it worked again

My first warehouse job only lasted 2 weeks, but on my resume I stretched it to 2 months.
And guess what?
It fucking worked.
I ended up landing another warehouse job at some furniture place.
And yeah… that’s the fucking story.
Final thoughts

Is it ethical? Maybe not.

But I learned something important:
Having “experience” on paper matters more than reality.
Employers don’t care about your struggle. They just want someone who looks like they can do the job without them taking a risk.
And when you’re young and broke, sometimes you just do what you gotta do.

SO YEAH FAKE YOUR FUCKEN RESUME GUYS ESPECIALLY IF YOUR DUMBASS IS APPLYING TO SHIT JOBS THEY DONT CHECK REFERENCES

Warehouse jobs hit like that?

 

[yazn.mads]

Warehouse jobs hit like that?

Yeh bro I make bank especially as a 17 year old but it's hard to find a perm position

 

[Professor Grey]

what do u do at ur job? warehouse jobs in particular.

 

[Chakras]

what do u do at ur job? warehouse jobs in particular.

Have some imagination. You pick up items and ready them for shipping. Scan them, bag them, put them into conveyor lines or directly into trucks. It depends on where you're working, all experiences will be different.

 

[Professor Grey]

Have some imagination. You pick up items and ready them for shipping. Scan them, bag them, put them into conveyor lines or directly into trucks. It depends on where you're working, all experiences will be different.

No need to be mean about it, dickhead. I figured as much but There are some warehouse jobs where you are required to do some other things like transporting the goods itself.

all experiences will be different.

That's exactly the reason for the question, Don't give me that shit

 

[Chakras]

No need to be mean about it, dickhead. I figured as much but There are some warehouse jobs where you are required to do some other things like transporting the goods itself.

That's exactly the reason for the question, Don't give me that shit

Well fuck right off retard, if you're not arsed to do some basic thinking and google searches you deserve no apparent sympathy. Quit being a retard on this forum and get a job, you're just wasting everyone's time. This is a bottom of the ladder type of job, it requires no qualifications but strength and desperation, prostitution maybe the next worst thing. If you need to go running around asking questions about this just


Die.

 

[Professor Grey]

Well fuck right off retard, if you're not arsed to do some basic thinking and google searches you deserve no apparent sympathy. Quit being a retard on this forum and get a job, you're just wasting everyone's time. This is a bottom of the ladder type of job, it requires no qualifications but strength and desperation, prostitution maybe the next worst thing. If you need to go running around asking questions about this just


Die.

is this you bro

 

[Chakras]

View attachment 4522487
is this you bro

Yes, what about it? Send me your 'cord i'll add you son.

 

[yazn.mads]

what do u do at ur job? warehouse jobs in particular.

Pick and packing and order packing deadass fucken hell but good money

 

[KeepCopingLads]

How I got jobs at 17 with no experience (and why I stopped giving a fuck)

So basically, I’m 17 years old, I recently finished school, I live in Australia, and I had zero job experience.
Like literally none. No work history, no resume, nothing.
But I still needed money, obviously.
The problem was: every employer only gives a fuck about experience.
And when you’re 17, you don’t have any. So you’re basically stuck in a loop of “need experience to get a job, need a job to get experience.”
So here’s what I did.

1. I realised employers don’t give a fuck about “potential”

I tried being honest for 2 weeks.
I applied to Seek, Indeed, Jora, basically spam-applied like a desperate NPC, and got absolutely FUCK ALL back.
Not even a rejection. Just silence.
That’s when it clicked:
Employers don’t care if you’re a good worker. They care if you look like a safe hire.

2. I lied on my resume (yeah I know, shut up)

After getting zero replies, I decided to just lie.
I put down some well-known stores in Australia like:Officeworks,KFC,Red Rooster
Just to make it look like I wasn’t some random kid with nothing.
And guess what?
Suddenly employers were replying.
Funny how that works.

3. I got a supermarket job… but the pay was fucking horrendous

I finally got hired at a supermarket and thought, “yeah I made it.”
Then I saw the pay.
I was getting $16.50 an hour… which is basically dogshit, especially in Australia.
So I quit.
No regrets.

4. I found a warehouse job paying a fuck ton

Straight after, I found a warehouse nearby that needed people ASAP and it was paying $37 an hour.
I was getting shifts every fucking day, 8 hours each shift.
For a teenager, I was making alot of money
Like I thought I was set for a couple months

5. Then I got fired

Yep. Got fired.
Not gonna lie, that shit humbled me real quick.
After that, it was back to the same old problem:
job drought
No shifts, no work, no money.
I was unemployed for like 2 weeks, and I started thinking:
“Why the fuck don’t I just apply only for warehouse jobs and drag the experience?”

6. I stretched the truth and it worked again

My first warehouse job only lasted 2 weeks, but on my resume I stretched it to 2 months.
And guess what?
It fucking worked.
I ended up landing another warehouse job at some furniture place.
And yeah… that’s the fucking story.
Final thoughts

Is it ethical? Maybe not.

But I learned something important:
Having “experience” on paper matters more than reality.
Employers don’t care about your struggle. They just want someone who looks like they can do the job without them taking a risk.
And when you’re young and broke, sometimes you just do what you gotta do.

SO YEAH FAKE YOUR FUCKEN RESUME GUYS ESPECIALLY IF YOUR DUMBASS IS APPLYING TO SHIT JOBS THEY DONT CHECK REFERENCES

Can we see how you had your experience written down on your CV, like was to detailed or short and concise

 

[MoggedSubhuman]

no jobs for a teen in the slums of Philippines, 5$ would do but no shit available here

>Aryan
>Philippines
Multiple such cases.

 

[MoggedSubhuman]

4. I found a warehouse job paying a fuck ton

Straight after, I found a warehouse nearby that needed people ASAP and it was paying $37 an hour.
I was getting shifts every fucking day, 8 hours each shift.
For a teenager, I was making alot of money
Like I thought I was set for a couple months

5. Then I got fired

How'd you get fired from your first warehouse job btw? Did they find out the lies?

 

[yazn.mads]

How'd you get fired from your first warehouse job btw? Did they find out the lies?

Instead of a 30min break I took an hour deadass my uber eats was coming late couldn't be bothered

 

[yazn.mads]

Can we see how you had your experience written down on your CV, like was to detailed or short and concise

Can we see how you had your experience written down on your CV, like was to detailed or short and concise

 

[poreskin]

How I got jobs at 17 with no experience (and why I stopped giving a fuck)

So basically, I’m 17 years old, I recently finished school, I live in Australia, and I had zero job experience.
Like literally none. No work history, no resume, nothing.
But I still needed money, obviously.
The problem was: every employer only gives a fuck about experience.
And when you’re 17, you don’t have any. So you’re basically stuck in a loop of “need experience to get a job, need a job to get experience.”
So here’s what I did.

1. I realised employers don’t give a fuck about “potential”

I tried being honest for 2 weeks.
I applied to Seek, Indeed, Jora, basically spam-applied like a desperate NPC, and got absolutely FUCK ALL back.
Not even a rejection. Just silence.
That’s when it clicked:
Employers don’t care if you’re a good worker. They care if you look like a safe hire.

2. I lied on my resume (yeah I know, shut up)

After getting zero replies, I decided to just lie.
I put down some well-known stores in Australia like:Officeworks,KFC,Red Rooster
Just to make it look like I wasn’t some random kid with nothing.
And guess what?
Suddenly employers were replying.
Funny how that works.

3. I got a supermarket job… but the pay was fucking horrendous

I finally got hired at a supermarket and thought, “yeah I made it.”
Then I saw the pay.
I was getting $16.50 an hour… which is basically dogshit, especially in Australia.
So I quit.
No regrets.

4. I found a warehouse job paying a fuck ton

Straight after, I found a warehouse nearby that needed people ASAP and it was paying $37 an hour.
I was getting shifts every fucking day, 8 hours each shift.
For a teenager, I was making alot of money
Like I thought I was set for a couple months

5. Then I got fired

Yep. Got fired.
Not gonna lie, that shit humbled me real quick.
After that, it was back to the same old problem:
job drought
No shifts, no work, no money.
I was unemployed for like 2 weeks, and I started thinking:
“Why the fuck don’t I just apply only for warehouse jobs and drag the experience?”

6. I stretched the truth and it worked again

My first warehouse job only lasted 2 weeks, but on my resume I stretched it to 2 months.
And guess what?
It fucking worked.
I ended up landing another warehouse job at some furniture place.
And yeah… that’s the fucking story.
Final thoughts

Is it ethical? Maybe not.

But I learned something important:
Having “experience” on paper matters more than reality.
Employers don’t care about your struggle. They just want someone who looks like they can do the job without them taking a risk.
And when you’re young and broke, sometimes you just do what you gotta do.

SO YEAH FAKE YOUR FUCKEN RESUME GUYS ESPECIALLY IF YOUR DUMBASS IS APPLYING TO SHIT JOBS THEY DONT CHECK REFERENCE

Ok, but you apply on the same websites, the only difference you made is lie about experience right

 

[yazn.mads]

Ok, but you apply on the same websites, the only difference you made is lie about experience right

Experience yeh but most of yous won't have any jobs in the first place for to even lie about experience so just lie about your job

 

[poreskin]

Experience yeh but most of yous won't have any jobs in the first place for to even lie about experience so just lie about your job

I put 2 months of mc donalds since thats the only thing possible as before that I wasnt even old enough

 

[g-money]

How I got jobs at 17 with no experience (and why I stopped giving a fuck)

So basically, I’m 17 years old, I recently finished school, I live in Australia, and I had zero job experience.
Like literally none. No work history, no resume, nothing.
But I still needed money, obviously.
The problem was: every employer only gives a fuck about experience.
And when you’re 17, you don’t have any. So you’re basically stuck in a loop of “need experience to get a job, need a job to get experience.”
So here’s what I did.

1. I realised employers don’t give a fuck about “potential”

I tried being honest for 2 weeks.
I applied to Seek, Indeed, Jora, basically spam-applied like a desperate NPC, and got absolutely FUCK ALL back.
Not even a rejection. Just silence.
That’s when it clicked:
Employers don’t care if you’re a good worker. They care if you look like a safe hire.

2. I lied on my resume (yeah I know, shut up)

After getting zero replies, I decided to just lie.
I put down some well-known stores in Australia like:Officeworks,KFC,Red Rooster
Just to make it look like I wasn’t some random kid with nothing.
And guess what?
Suddenly employers were replying.
Funny how that works.

3. I got a supermarket job… but the pay was fucking horrendous

I finally got hired at a supermarket and thought, “yeah I made it.”
Then I saw the pay.
I was getting $16.50 an hour… which is basically dogshit, especially in Australia.
So I quit.
No regrets.

4. I found a warehouse job paying a fuck ton

Straight after, I found a warehouse nearby that needed people ASAP and it was paying $37 an hour.
I was getting shifts every fucking day, 8 hours each shift.
For a teenager, I was making alot of money
Like I thought I was set for a couple months

5. Then I got fired

Yep. Got fired.
Not gonna lie, that shit humbled me real quick.
After that, it was back to the same old problem:
job drought
No shifts, no work, no money.
I was unemployed for like 2 weeks, and I started thinking:
“Why the fuck don’t I just apply only for warehouse jobs and drag the experience?”

6. I stretched the truth and it worked again

My first warehouse job only lasted 2 weeks, but on my resume I stretched it to 2 months.
And guess what?
It fucking worked.
I ended up landing another warehouse job at some furniture place.
And yeah… that’s the fucking story.
Final thoughts

Is it ethical? Maybe not.

But I learned something important:
Having “experience” on paper matters more than reality.
Employers don’t care about your struggle. They just want someone who looks like they can do the job without them taking a risk.
And when you’re young and broke, sometimes you just do what you gotta do.

SO YEAH FAKE YOUR FUCKEN RESUME GUYS ESPECIALLY IF YOUR DUMBASS IS APPLYING TO SHIT JOBS THEY DONT CHECK REFERENCES

Sure, a job is safe and easy. But at your age starting a business carries little to no risk, it also can earn you thousands. I think during teenage years everyone should consider some sort of entrepreneurial endeavour.

 

[xzylecrey]

Every molecule. Tldr: lie on resume.
ill update my cv later shout out you if this works