how I know I’m not gay

[violence]

I accidentally clicked a faggot porn video and sat there for 30 seconds to make sure I didn’t get hard
Sure enough I didn’t get hard at all

So now I know I’m 100% straight

Can’t say the same about you

 

[moggerofhumanity]

You sure 'tis the best way to know if you're straight?

 

[Vermilioncore]

it doesn’t count if you just busted a nut before clicking play faggot

 

[endlessummer]

One time I saw Tranny porn on accident and genuinely got mad

 

[bttb]

Took a picture of my dick once and it made me hard, ever since then I haven't been too sure

 

[LancasteR]

I accidentally clicked a faggot porn video and sat there for 30 seconds to make sure I didn’t get hard
Sure enough I didn’t get hard at all

So now I know I’m 100% straight

Can’t say the same about you

it doesn’t count if you just busted a nut before clicking play faggot