How I made $1.4 BILLION at 18 years

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mcmentalonthemic

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What’s up peasants,
Grab your notebooks, it’s time to learn from the best. This is the realest, rawest, and most inspirational tale you’ll ever read—how a broke 13-year-old with nothing but a dream, a semi-functioning brain, and $2,500 in holy money became a self-made, unapologetic crypto mogul with a net worth that makes your dad’s 401(k) look like lunch money.




Early Life: Born With Nothing (Except Wealth)


I was born into poverty.
And by poverty, I mean my dad was upper middle class in Germany and my mom stayed at home—truly Dickensian.
We only had ONE cleaner. I had to wipe my own gaming mouse.




Chapter 1: The Confirmation Cash Catalyst


At age 13, I got confirmed. Most kids get a pat on the head and a Jesus-themed pen. I walked out of church with $2,500 in cash, two gold chains, and the raw hunger of a Wall Street intern on Adderall.


Instead of blowing it on Fortnite skins like the rest of you weaklings, I marched up to my dad, slapped the cash on the table, and screamed,
“Buy me stonks, old man!”


We bought E.ON.
Why? No clue.
Grandpa said it was good, and the man fought in World War II or something, so I trusted his vibes.
Fast forward: 75% return. First win. First taste of financial domination.




Chapter 2: Rise of the Crypto Prince


At 14, while you were still struggling with your voice cracking and algebra, I was mowing lawns for old people and stacking $300/month like a suburban Scarface.


Then, I discovered Bitcoin.
May 13, 2020: dropped $300 into BTC at $8,788.
Within a year?
$20,000.
I cashed out $12K like a responsible future billionaire, tried to buy a private jet, but my parents made me settle for a new monitor. Sad.




Chapter 3: Solana or Bust


Solana was chilling at $30.
My instincts screamed: “This is it. This is the coin. This is the ticket to the moon.”


So I did what every teenage legend does:
I WENT ALL IN.


Seven. Hundred. Percent. Return.
Wallet: $100,000.
At 15 years old.
Most kids get acne at 15. I got capital gains.




Chapter 4: The Bear Market Baptism


2022–2023: The crypto market tanked. People cried. Twitter burned.
Me? I thrived.
I didn’t HODL. I STRATEGIZED.


Staking.
Airdrop farming.
Using leverage like it owed me money.
By the end of 2023, I held 2,500 SOL, a smirk, and an ego so big it required its own wallet address.




Chapter 5: The Jupiter Airdrop Miracle


Then came the JUP airdrop.
$90K. Free. Out of nowhere.
Like a divine blessing from the blockchain gods themselves.


I did absolutely nothing to earn it.
That’s what makes it inspirational.




Chapter 6: I Accidentally Became a MemeCoin Billionaire


October 2024: bored, overconfident, and scrolling TikTok.
Some 17-year-old said "Buy this dog coin."
I YOLO’d $50K.


The next morning?
$450 MILLION.
I stared at my wallet and cried. Not tears of joy—tears of dominance.




Bonus Chapter: Surprise Inheritance Because I'm Built Different


Oh, and also?
I randomly inherited $450 million when I turned 18.
I didn’t even need it.
I just keep it in a cold wallet to flex on people who use savings accounts.




Conclusion: Don’t Try This at Home, You're Not Me


Was it skill?
Obviously. I’m a genius.


Was it luck?
Also yes, but the kind of luck that only visits the chosen.


Can you replicate it?
Absolutely not. But you can try, and fail spectacularly, and I’ll still respect the hustle.


I speak three programming languages. I make $2 million/month from smart contracts I wrote in my sleep. And I built a billion-dollar crypto empire in my bedroom while eating cereal straight out of the box.




Ask me anything. Or don’t. I already won.
 
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