How "I" made $9M and lost most of it.

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For educational purposes only, I’m about to tell you a story. This is a story about how I apparently made $9 million in 2023, built my empire, laundered that money, and ultimately watched it all burn. Making money wasn’t something I was born into. It wasn’t handed to me on a silver platter. The first thing i did was Invested in crypto. I’m not talking about Bitcoin or Ethereum. No, I went deeper, into altcoins, the kind people barely heard of, the kind that skyrocketed out of nowhere. I was lucky bros, my friend got in on a project just as it was about to explode. It wasn’t clean, wasn’t conventional, but it paid off. $5 million from one of those “underground” coins. I don't want to go further.

Then, I moved into a different scheme, something far more complex. I got in on black market art trading. High value pieces, ones that didn’t hit the mainstream. Bought them at auction, flipped them for profit in back channel deals. The art world? It’s a goldmine for people who know how to move the right pieces, behind the scenes, where no one’s watching. This alone brought in another $4 million.

That’s how I made my $9 million. Clean, messy, and everything in between.

Once the money was in, the question became how do I make it disappear,I couldn’t walk around flaunting $9 million. Not if I wanted to keep breathing. So, I found an Indian through a friend . A pooooopjeet in Zimbabwe. This indian was the kind of guy who could make anything vanish, no questions asked. He was good at laundering money through layers of shell companies and backdoor deals. This was all done in Africa, as we all know, the governments are ass and you can pay them off.
We took the money through a dozen shell companies, moving it through different countries. Paper trails disappeared, assets went into accounts overseas. We worked through Zimbabwe. Why there? Low regulation, corrupt officials looking the other way. Perfect place to hide the movement of large sums. the indian made sure the money was spread across various accounts, each one looking like legitimate business dealings.

After all this was done, the Indian took 1.5M.
So after everything, I wanted to do things the clean way, one more criminal activity.
So, I went to Somalia, where my mother lives. I bought me and her a BIG house in Mogadishu. Now, my mother told me that the seafood industry was ripe for the taking and the market was desperate for quality seafood. I put together an export operation, sourcing the finest fish and seafood. A small operation at first, but with the plan to scale it up, supply the Middle East and greater east africa, this could bring in millions.

But that’s when I was reminded its AFRICA. The operation was running smoothly for a while. But power corrupts, and in Somalia, it doesn’t take much to make enemies. The police chief, a jareer nigger fuck with big lips And like came to me one day, with a "deal." He wanted a cut of everything I made, protection fees.
He took from me in the span of 6 months $2 million, if I refused, i would've been dead. But it wasn’t enough. The chief’s men came in, shut everything down. All my assets were seized, the business was destroyed.
You’d think that would’ve been the end. But if you know anything about this game, it’s that you never stop. You keep going. You learn from it. I pulled what was left from the wreckage, started something new this time, I went for a tech venture in the Middle East. Nothing flashy. A real business, no schemes, no shortcuts.

But it wasn’t about the business, really. It was about control. Building something from the ground up, without looking over my shoulder every second. Without having to watch the walls close in.

So, what’s the takeaway from all this? Simple: there’s no clean way to get rich. No shortcut that doesn’t cost you something. But if you’re smart enough, ruthless enough, and willing to sacrifice anything for power, you can make it. That’s the game. People think you just wake up rich it doesn’t work like that. You build it piece by piece, knowing that with every victory, there’s someone waiting to take it all away. And when that happens, you start over. You adapt. You learn. And you never stop. When I am making money, risking shit, I feel so good, I am my best under pressure.
 

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The narrator claims they made $9 million in 2023 through shady ventures: first by investing in obscure cryptocurrencies, then through black market art trading. To hide the money, they used an Indian contact in Zimbabwe to launder the funds via shell companies. Later, they attempted a legitimate seafood export business in Somalia, which was destroyed by local corruption and extortion from a corrupt police chief. After losing everything, they started a clean tech venture in the Middle East. The story ends with a grim reflection that wealth often comes through risk, sacrifice, and moral compromise.


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Is This Story Real or Fake?

While it’s presented in a personal, detailed style, this story is almost certainly fictional or heavily exaggerated:

The tone and narrative match that of internet storytelling or "confessional" fiction.

Some terms and phrases (like racist slurs) are offensive and undermine credibility.

The logistics described (especially laundering through Zimbabwe and art flipping) are oversimplified or unrealistic.

No verifiable details or names are given.


Conclusion: It’s best to treat this as fiction meant for entertainment or shock value. Not a real account.

Let me know if you want a cleaned-up, educational version of this as a case study on crime
and money laundering.
 
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Dnr too high iq send money plz
 
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Short Summary:

The narrator claims they made $9 million in 2023 through shady ventures: first by investing in obscure cryptocurrencies, then through black market art trading. To hide the money, they used an Indian contact in Zimbabwe to launder the funds via shell companies. Later, they attempted a legitimate seafood export business in Somalia, which was destroyed by local corruption and extortion from a corrupt police chief. After losing everything, they started a clean tech venture in the Middle East. The story ends with a grim reflection that wealth often comes through risk, sacrifice, and moral compromise.


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Is This Story Real or Fake?

While it’s presented in a personal, detailed style, this story is almost certainly fictional or heavily exaggerated:

The tone and narrative match that of internet storytelling or "confessional" fiction.

Some terms and phrases (like racist slurs) are offensive and undermine credibility.

The logistics described (especially laundering through Zimbabwe and art flipping) are oversimplified or unrealistic.

No verifiable details or names are given.


Conclusion: It’s best to treat this as fiction meant for entertainment or shock value. Not a real account.

Let me know if you want a cleaned-up, educational version of this as a case study on crime
and money laundering.
It's a true story.
The reason I simplified some of the information to first off not tell you normie losers how to launder money.
Below is a picture of me in Zimbabwe.
 

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It's a true story.
The reason I simplified some of the information to first off not tell you normie losers how to launder money.
Below is a picture of me in Zimbabwe.
I just did a Chatgpt response and u got this heated:lul:
 
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NONE OF THIS FUCKING HAPPENED LMAO

SHUT YOUR FOOKING MOUTH

MUH ALTCOINS I MADE 5M, I CANT GO DEEPER BRO GOVERNMENT SECRET

LMFAOO
 
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For educational purposes only, I’m about to tell you a story. This is a story about how I apparently made $9 million in 2023, built my empire, laundered that money, and ultimately watched it all burn. Making money wasn’t something I was born into. It wasn’t handed to me on a silver platter. The first thing i did was Invested in crypto. I’m not talking about Bitcoin or Ethereum. No, I went deeper, into altcoins, the kind people barely heard of, the kind that skyrocketed out of nowhere. I was lucky bros, my friend got in on a project just as it was about to explode. It wasn’t clean, wasn’t conventional, but it paid off. $5 million from one of those “underground” coins. I don't want to go further.

Then, I moved into a different scheme, something far more complex. I got in on black market art trading. High value pieces, ones that didn’t hit the mainstream. Bought them at auction, flipped them for profit in back channel deals. The art world? It’s a goldmine for people who know how to move the right pieces, behind the scenes, where no one’s watching. This alone brought in another $4 million.

That’s how I made my $9 million. Clean, messy, and everything in between.

Once the money was in, the question became how do I make it disappear,I couldn’t walk around flaunting $9 million. Not if I wanted to keep breathing. So, I found an Indian through a friend . A pooooopjeet in Zimbabwe. This indian was the kind of guy who could make anything vanish, no questions asked. He was good at laundering money through layers of shell companies and backdoor deals. This was all done in Africa, as we all know, the governments are ass and you can pay them off.
We took the money through a dozen shell companies, moving it through different countries. Paper trails disappeared, assets went into accounts overseas. We worked through Zimbabwe. Why there? Low regulation, corrupt officials looking the other way. Perfect place to hide the movement of large sums. the indian made sure the money was spread across various accounts, each one looking like legitimate business dealings.

After all this was done, the Indian took 1.5M.
So after everything, I wanted to do things the clean way, one more criminal activity.
So, I went to Somalia, where my mother lives. I bought me and her a BIG house in Mogadishu. Now, my mother told me that the seafood industry was ripe for the taking and the market was desperate for quality seafood. I put together an export operation, sourcing the finest fish and seafood. A small operation at first, but with the plan to scale it up, supply the Middle East and greater east africa, this could bring in millions.

But that’s when I was reminded its AFRICA. The operation was running smoothly for a while. But power corrupts, and in Somalia, it doesn’t take much to make enemies. The police chief, a jareer nigger fuck with big lips And like came to me one day, with a "deal." He wanted a cut of everything I made, protection fees.
He took from me in the span of 6 months $2 million, if I refused, i would've been dead. But it wasn’t enough. The chief’s men came in, shut everything down. All my assets were seized, the business was destroyed.
You’d think that would’ve been the end. But if you know anything about this game, it’s that you never stop. You keep going. You learn from it. I pulled what was left from the wreckage, started something new this time, I went for a tech venture in the Middle East. Nothing flashy. A real business, no schemes, no shortcuts.

But it wasn’t about the business, really. It was about control. Building something from the ground up, without looking over my shoulder every second. Without having to watch the walls close in.

So, what’s the takeaway from all this? Simple: there’s no clean way to get rich. No shortcut that doesn’t cost you something. But if you’re smart enough, ruthless enough, and willing to sacrifice anything for power, you can make it. That’s the game. People think you just wake up rich it doesn’t work like that. You build it piece by piece, knowing that with every victory, there’s someone waiting to take it all away. And when that happens, you start over. You adapt. You learn. And you never stop. When I am making money, risking shit, I feel so good, I am my best under pressure.
water thread u dont live in a fantasy nigga ur just putting random shit u seen together and tryna make it make sense:forcedsmile:
 
It's a true story.
The reason I simplified some of the information to first off not tell you normie losers how to launder money.
Below is a picture of me in Zimbabwe.
even if this was real ur retarded for not knowing how to launder money online and having to stick with zimbabwe :forcedsmile:
 
Short Summary:

The narrator claims they made $9 million in 2023 through shady ventures: first by investing in obscure cryptocurrencies, then through black market art trading. To hide the money, they used an Indian contact in Zimbabwe to launder the funds via shell companies. Later, they attempted a legitimate seafood export business in Somalia, which was destroyed by local corruption and extortion from a corrupt police chief. After losing everything, they started a clean tech venture in the Middle East. The story ends with a grim reflection that wealth often comes through risk, sacrifice, and moral compromise.


---

Is This Story Real or Fake?

While it’s presented in a personal, detailed style, this story is almost certainly fictional or heavily exaggerated:

The tone and narrative match that of internet storytelling or "confessional" fiction.

Some terms and phrases (like racist slurs) are offensive and undermine credibility.

The logistics described (especially laundering through Zimbabwe and art flipping) are oversimplified or unrealistic.

No verifiable details or names are given.


Conclusion: It’s best to treat this as fiction meant for entertainment or shock value. Not a real account.

Let me know if you want a cleaned-up, educational version of this as a case study on crime
and money laundering.
its fake hes retarded he got rugged outta his money and now tryna make fake stories to cope with the fact he lost maybe 9k not 9million
 
i like the way you speak
 
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even if this was real ur retarded for not knowing how to launder money online and having to stick with zimbabwe :forcedsmile:
Your a dumb fuck.
Laundering online is risky.
Many niggas got cought trying to do that.
I'm just smarter than you, so I am likely to do things more sophisticated and of less risk.
 
Your a dumb fuck.
Laundering online is risky.
Many niggas got cought trying to do that.
I'm just smarter than you, so I am likely to do things more sophisticated and of less risk.
this is ur title btw since ur such a genius

"How "I" made $9M and lost most of it"​

 

"How "I" made $9M and lost most of it"​

 
Short Summary:

The narrator claims they made $9 million in 2023 through shady ventures: first by investing in obscure cryptocurrencies, then through black market art trading. To hide the money, they used an Indian contact in Zimbabwe to launder the funds via shell companies. Later, they attempted a legitimate seafood export business in Somalia, which was destroyed by local corruption and extortion from a corrupt police chief. After losing everything, they started a clean tech venture in the Middle East. The story ends with a grim reflection that wealth often comes through risk, sacrifice, and moral compromise.


---

Is This Story Real or Fake?

While it’s presented in a personal, detailed style, this story is almost certainly fictional or heavily exaggerated:

The tone and narrative match that of internet storytelling or "confessional" fiction.

Some terms and phrases (like racist slurs) are offensive and undermine credibility.

The logistics described (especially laundering through Zimbabwe and art flipping) are oversimplified or unrealistic.

No verifiable details or names are given.


Conclusion: It’s best to treat this as fiction meant for entertainment or shock value. Not a real account.

Let me know if you want a cleaned-up, educational version of this as a case study on crime
and money laundering.
Thanks mr gpt🥰
 
Send me your crypto wallet, I want to prove to these haters I got money.
send me 5k too ill tell everybody bro trust
you will have the biggest rich nigga aura on this forum

🤑

 
For educational purposes only, I’m about to tell you a story. This is a story about how I apparently made $9 million in 2023, built my empire, laundered that money, and ultimately watched it all burn. Making money wasn’t something I was born into. It wasn’t handed to me on a silver platter. The first thing i did was Invested in crypto. I’m not talking about Bitcoin or Ethereum. No, I went deeper, into altcoins, the kind people barely heard of, the kind that skyrocketed out of nowhere. I was lucky bros, my friend got in on a project just as it was about to explode. It wasn’t clean, wasn’t conventional, but it paid off. $5 million from one of those “underground” coins. I don't want to go further.

Then, I moved into a different scheme, something far more complex. I got in on black market art trading. High value pieces, ones that didn’t hit the mainstream. Bought them at auction, flipped them for profit in back channel deals. The art world? It’s a goldmine for people who know how to move the right pieces, behind the scenes, where no one’s watching. This alone brought in another $4 million.

That’s how I made my $9 million. Clean, messy, and everything in between.

Once the money was in, the question became how do I make it disappear,I couldn’t walk around flaunting $9 million. Not if I wanted to keep breathing. So, I found an Indian through a friend . A pooooopjeet in Zimbabwe. This indian was the kind of guy who could make anything vanish, no questions asked. He was good at laundering money through layers of shell companies and backdoor deals. This was all done in Africa, as we all know, the governments are ass and you can pay them off.
We took the money through a dozen shell companies, moving it through different countries. Paper trails disappeared, assets went into accounts overseas. We worked through Zimbabwe. Why there? Low regulation, corrupt officials looking the other way. Perfect place to hide the movement of large sums. the indian made sure the money was spread across various accounts, each one looking like legitimate business dealings.

After all this was done, the Indian took 1.5M.
So after everything, I wanted to do things the clean way, one more criminal activity.
So, I went to Somalia, where my mother lives. I bought me and her a BIG house in Mogadishu. Now, my mother told me that the seafood industry was ripe for the taking and the market was desperate for quality seafood. I put together an export operation, sourcing the finest fish and seafood. A small operation at first, but with the plan to scale it up, supply the Middle East and greater east africa, this could bring in millions.

But that’s when I was reminded its AFRICA. The operation was running smoothly for a while. But power corrupts, and in Somalia, it doesn’t take much to make enemies. The police chief, a jareer nigger fuck with big lips And like came to me one day, with a "deal." He wanted a cut of everything I made, protection fees.
He took from me in the span of 6 months $2 million, if I refused, i would've been dead. But it wasn’t enough. The chief’s men came in, shut everything down. All my assets were seized, the business was destroyed.
You’d think that would’ve been the end. But if you know anything about this game, it’s that you never stop. You keep going. You learn from it. I pulled what was left from the wreckage, started something new this time, I went for a tech venture in the Middle East. Nothing flashy. A real business, no schemes, no shortcuts.

But it wasn’t about the business, really. It was about control. Building something from the ground up, without looking over my shoulder every second. Without having to watch the walls close in.

So, what’s the takeaway from all this? Simple: there’s no clean way to get rich. No shortcut that doesn’t cost you something. But if you’re smart enough, ruthless enough, and willing to sacrifice anything for power, you can make it. That’s the game. People think you just wake up rich it doesn’t work like that. You build it piece by piece, knowing that with every victory, there’s someone waiting to take it all away. And when that happens, you start over. You adapt. You learn. And you never stop. When I am making money, risking shit, I feel so good, I am my best under pressure.
you just burned a pack of meth brother, not 9 mill :lul:
 
how i know this story is fake:
1. u made an account on dalitmax org to explain this to us to get 2 reps only


2. u lost 3.5m so ur left with 5.5m, but ur acting like u lost all of it and left with no money, so ur story is bullshit

broke fag wrote this story from a moldy rotten house located in the slums of india
 
So you bought altcoins.
Then you leveraged the profits into black market art.
Then you leveraged those profits into... fish.
None of this makes any sense to me how it could have made money.
 

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