How I mentally torment obese women at the office (hehehhe :) )

[supergoat972]

I work with some of the fattest people on planet earth. 80%+ obesity rate among women here. Heres how I mentally torment them

1. I compare them to actual women
One time I told a group of landwhales who were asking me about my trip to Croatia. "the people there are so thin , I better stop talking before I get in trouble." (keep in mind these people were all fat.) They all looked angry

Another time I told a landwhale "wow people at the gym look so different from people here." She seemed angry

2. I insult their eating habits
One an obese woman had a huge stack of donuts on her plate and I said "wow, how are you going to eat all that" in a joking manner.

Another time I pointed to a young landwhales food and said "wow, I couldn't eat all that."

3. Bring up my "girlfriend" around them
Sometimes I will bring up my girlfriend around them to make them feel bad, even though I don't have one.

Thoughts? Any suggestions?

 

[supergoat972]

Some time age (like 3 months maybe) I pointed to a landwhale in her early 20s (she's young , so she's vulnerable lol ) plate, which had a 2 doughnuts and a hot dog and said "wow, seems like you never had breakfast today" she said "yep" (almost about to cry it seemed) and then I said "I can tell" and laughed.

Seems I made her cry

 

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[Isle of sippy]

goteem

 

[supergoat972]

Thanks bro

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

W

 

[supergoat972]

goteem

Thanks bro