itsojover
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I was deep in the trenches trying to programme my latest project. Just a problem I am an iq cell. No matter how long I spend I just can't figure out all the ins and outs needed to successfully complete this project. After deep analysis I concluded WHY do I need to learn to code? I should just find someone who can. Unfortunately I don't / I'm not willing to pay upfront for the service and ongoing maintenance. I had the genius idea.
I found a local university's social media, specifically the compsi dedicated page. Now all I had to do was scroll down their followers list and find ND EXTREMELY LTB. (Which is my limit, the project is not that complex) I concluded they had to be ND, tell tale signs were lack of profile picture, sub 150 followers/ private account/ android posts/ posts get 10 likes. It's ideal to see multiple posts of random shit such as christmas trees, coffees, gaming setups. that any girl who cares about instagram would not post as it would clearly do bad in the algorithm.
This process was pretty tiresome and the number of girls with some sub pulling a jester face in their selfie profile picture was astounding. I never really acknowledged the existence of people from that walk of life but it's a serious untapped industry. Some advice to anyone struggling you are most likely failing because you are going for girls with 1k plus followers, if you need a start just go for outcasts. Anyway I am talking to this girl and it's hitting me that i'll have to subtly bring up that I will need her programming help. I don't even know if she will be smart enough to execute this. Anyway I'm going out to meet her soon. I will not reveal my full plan but i'll try to drop small clues and maybe in a week or 2 ill get a bright idea that would be perfect for us to do together.
Am I retarded and should just learn on youtube? My issue is it is quite a serious project in which I will need to raise some capital etc. If I don't go all in on her she'll leave stupid vulnerabilities and mistakes. Anyone recommend free courses, platforms, videos to watch as a pretty much beginner for programmers?
I found a local university's social media, specifically the compsi dedicated page. Now all I had to do was scroll down their followers list and find ND EXTREMELY LTB. (Which is my limit, the project is not that complex) I concluded they had to be ND, tell tale signs were lack of profile picture, sub 150 followers/ private account/ android posts/ posts get 10 likes. It's ideal to see multiple posts of random shit such as christmas trees, coffees, gaming setups. that any girl who cares about instagram would not post as it would clearly do bad in the algorithm.
This process was pretty tiresome and the number of girls with some sub pulling a jester face in their selfie profile picture was astounding. I never really acknowledged the existence of people from that walk of life but it's a serious untapped industry. Some advice to anyone struggling you are most likely failing because you are going for girls with 1k plus followers, if you need a start just go for outcasts. Anyway I am talking to this girl and it's hitting me that i'll have to subtly bring up that I will need her programming help. I don't even know if she will be smart enough to execute this. Anyway I'm going out to meet her soon. I will not reveal my full plan but i'll try to drop small clues and maybe in a week or 2 ill get a bright idea that would be perfect for us to do together.
Am I retarded and should just learn on youtube? My issue is it is quite a serious project in which I will need to raise some capital etc. If I don't go all in on her she'll leave stupid vulnerabilities and mistakes. Anyone recommend free courses, platforms, videos to watch as a pretty much beginner for programmers?
