How I say less than 50 words a day, Schoolmaxxing (Crescent)

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Usually what I say here on this platform is low effort, so all guides and posts with my username in the title will be high IQ and Effort.


⚜ Schoolmaxxing guide ⚜

Crescent's Guide

The School day, basic structure
School is slavery, normies that know nothing about life constantly trying to bluepill and twist your sense of reality with useless information. A huge waste of time. So here is the definitive guide on how to optimize all time spent in school and avoid useless interactions with sub-humans (its over for them). Those annoying fake social events where people say absolute shit lies to each other that they don't mean, they take a toll on mental clarity and this can effect overall concentration on ascension.


I wake up early in the mornings and get away from everyone. Just as the sunrises to avoid talkative neighbors or parents. I get ready and get on the Bus/Car, wearing baggy clothes and my Frauding setup to conceal myself and to avoid detection
(to avoid getting caught frauding but most importantly to avoid being stared at or normie interactions)

When the school doors open walk in with the crowd, always be near the middle.

When I walk into a classroom I scout optimal seating arrangements (highly dependent on classroom set-up and whether your school type is private or alternative (effects people count, whether the classroom has secondary seating, and how often classroom setup is changed) )
General rules is always go in the middle to avoid cold calls from the front or back (Proven psychology shows teachers call on "Extremes" such as extreme ugly or attractive people sitting in the polar sides of the room -back or front, and assigns positive or negative opportunities and discussion around the student based on their looks, which determines how teachers feel). Get a chair facing away from the teacher but in their vicinity as calling on you will be inconvenient (when called do not turn to much, act like you have trouble moving) and you will effectively be in their blind spot, and whenever the teacher somehow makes eye contact with you. divert your gaze away to to another nearby student or student in general. Avoid the center-middle but also avoid the middle-edges.

key: Slime green = Teacher and field of vision, Blue = true classroom center, Red = seat arrangement center
Orange = Optimal, and Purple = next best option


Class 1

traditional classroom layout
Class 2

Sideways oriented classroom layout
Class 4

Irregular classroom layout
(Hopefully not as fucked as this one is)


Do not participate in class discussions or when the teacher asks questions to the class as a whole, the teacher will go out of their way to make fun of you. Avoid all social interaction and when forced into group projects act as a neutral party not speaking unless prompted and doing a decent amount of work to avoid any suspicions you aren't like everyone else. respond concisely. Throughout all social interactions and questions act as neutral as possible.



Gym and electives

same logic as the rest of classroom seating and interactions. Yet Gym class is the most waste of time class you can get. There is no way around this. You just gotta do the bare minimum and do cope exercises and whatever the coaches say. Worst experience and isn't optimal training. Just an extreme version of twiddling your thumbs. This is the best time to use the bathroom, you can often sneak by without asking. Do not ask teachers or anybody to use the bathroom ever. Just dont go at all or go unnoticed. if you are caught than just sit down and shit your pants. honestly better than the humiliation.



Lunch and recess
Social interactions


do not make any friends that can tie you into anything. float unnoticed. do not eat lunch at all, you don't want to be the kid who eats by themself. go do something productive such as roam the library to gather thoughts, finish school work, or browse on the org. if you want to seem typical go on your phone with brightness up or tilted to be at a reflex angle to make it obvious you are on your phone (eye protection can be used etc). Often schools allow students to leave during this time (30mins - 2 hour and 30mins) if you wish to leave than do it, do not be among the populus of normies. do not interact with any normies. productivity towards goals is the main point of this time for us.
No friends is actually the most optimal experience you can have but. if you already have a friend or sibling or in desperate need for certain items you can treat these prisons of people as a shop (requires extremely high Iq)

School has only several groups that form throughout every single one. yes every single one and its not what the movies say. once you choose one group their is usually no escaping from that group so being alone is advised. The groups are listed as to address their existence and how to avoid them.

Group 1: The Fags
Includes girls as the majority with faggot men throughout. this group also contains goths and other alternates.
They are very hard to speak with because they have their own like pink-bluepill where woman are oppressed and men must obey or some shit along those lines.
They can be appealed to by pretending to be gay or alternate. agree with their radical ideas.
What they can give you are medications. get creative with this as many drugs like aqualux, test, estrogen, AIs, and hormone/body changing meds can be leveraged.

Group 2: The Gang bangers
Includes majority of negros and negro mixed. but other races can be within. white gangsters are common, other europeans are less but still prevalent.
The woman in this group are all very slutty (if modern day woman weren't already)
and most of the people in this category are either fakers or have real connections. They can be appealed to by being good friends with one of their "homies" and them but this comes with many ties such as "ops" and having beef with whoever betrays your group. Low rank is the best but the further up you go the better items you can leverage.
What they can give you are unregistered Guns, Ammo, illegal items, and possibly steal goods for you. (leverage in pharma)
likely hood is extremely low for these items and ascension value is low




Group 3: The Man groups
A more natural continuation of friendships, these can also be turned into Group 2 like frats. usually includes your countries most dominant races as males.
Usually seen with low diversity but exceptions can be made. They specialize in different departments as they might of met through sports, language, online, etc.
joining one gives little benefit but the sports/gym goers group may give free or cheaper access to peptides and gear. They can be appealed like all normies but talking about their specialty "favorite sport and sporting team" speeds up the progress

Group 4: The woman groups
same as men groups but women... do not join

To avoid all this useless interactions you must avoid most people and conflicts. Do not look at girls in your school, at best they are LLTB and if you are caught than you are definitely getting dragged into situations you do not want to be in. It's about controlling where your path when in these prisons.



Teachers and Grades

keep conversations bare bones, do not by any means. Bring up their or your own personal lives. they will bring that "connection" throughout years. even if all you did was talk about your dogs names. I fell into this, My shriveled up female science everyday she wants to talk to me about my life and tells me about how her scientific background and blah blah blah. Even as an incel. Teachers are desperate for gratification as they got out of the school system and went back into that same school system. They think life works like grades. The more you are rewarded for non-existence achievements, the more your brain is taught. "I must do this and everyone will like me"
to avoid this be neutral, uninteresting, and invisible (not like we have a choice). Keep your grades steady at passing levels to avoid unnecessary talks with teachers. study during bathroom breaks or lunch to avoid interfering real studying, looksmaxing. whether you want a good GPA or not is up to you but keep it above passing levels and go by unnoticed.


Backpack and Techniques
bare essentials, no water bottle as drinking draws attention. Just what you need and everyone else has.
No backpack is even better.
While resting in class use your hand and baggy clothes to obscure most of your face. You can also use your hand to cover your facial flaws or even move skin to the correct position to look better. Top tier technique as most of the time people have their heads resting.
By changing the position you are not an outlier and your face is hidden more effectively.
Do not make loud noises when breathing or walking, if you do pretend like nothing happened.
Do not make facial expressions or move rapidly.
These tell people around you to look at you. move slowly or not at all. be brazen faced.



Conflict resolution

You got caught "staring at her" even though you didn't, people just assume the worst of ugly people.
This is the failo effect
Or even worse
Some jester yells "He's wearing height inserts"
Or the worst of them all
Your shoulder pads fell out or BB cream is exposed

First lets deal with the jesters. We want to calm down the situation without being a cuck, hard to do. Even harder to do if you don't know how to socialize or fight. an option must be made by you personally. momentary disgrace doesn't matter unless the whole school talks about it. You want to draw attention away as much as possible to focus on the things that really matter. to focus on looks, on looksmaxing outside of school.
Now lets deal with the real shit.
Most people say here "just own it if you get caught frauding"
true incels know this isn't an option.
your name would become synonymous with "The guy who faked his height/whatever" and your entire reputation and efforts of optimizing school would be wasted. Be creative when caught and don't act surprised or offended.
If you are caught wearing height inserts say "I medically have flat feet, I was prescribed an elevated sole by the doctor for structural support or whatever"
If caught with shoulder pads say "They had ointment on them that acts as a medicine" this excuse is even better with makeup.
Make up painful medical conditions to keep your dignity, most normies will ignore you after because you aren't special in their eyes.
Just another tool to be used. frame the answer as if its taboo to talk about for even better results.

when I get home from school, I usually watch hop onto the org and continue with my goals. Sometimes I even watch a movie!







 
dnr clav did this years ago
 
nga ur not clav
 
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DNR bro took the clav pill
 
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I actually did read, and it was very good for what you're trying to do. However, making friends is the best option by far, im 100% group 3 male as I'm conventionally attractive and very tall, but i do have a lot of niches and talk to these types of kids about literally anything, Rubik's cubes, tech, hacking(basic wifi, BLE, rf,rfid, ir stuff), and much more. And I can tell you with 100% kids like this need need need friends no matter how much u say only 50 words daily or wtv. And this isn't just a basic anecdote as some of these kids will now go out of their way to say hi to me now and it makes my day every time.

why be sad when u can be happy?:bluepill:
 
Wow youre just like ayanokoji!
 

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