How i slayed a bitch who cucked her bf on beach. (No larp)

[incelfromagartha]

went beach shirtless, hair wet curly, felt like a greek statue ngl. didn’t even bring a towel cuz only npcs bring towels see this chick w her bf… dude looked like the final evolution of reddit mods. cargo shorts, pale as printer paper, glasses slipping off his nose. she keeps STARING at me like im a cheat code. she gets up and hits me with the “do u have sunscreen” line like b*tch do i LOOK like i use sunscreen? i said nah i just tan. she giggles IN FRONT of him. bro looked like he just lost connection to wifi. jfl anyway i walk down the beach, she FOLLOWING me like a lost puppy. next thing, we behind some rocks. im clapping cheeks raw, waves crashing, seagulls screaming, whole thing felt like a national geographic documentary. then IT HAPPENS… i hear some weird noise. turn around… IT’S HER BF. this mf just standing there looking like his pc won’t boot. im thinking he’s about to swing… but no. bro LITERALLY whips it out and starts jerking it while im balls deep in his girl i didn’t even know what to do so i just kept going lmao. girl sees him and starts moaning LOUDER like she powered up. nerd dude sweating, glasses fogged up, beating his meat like he was coding an update. finished up, she laying there saying “ive never felt so alive” and im like “idc i just needed to nut” blocked her snap that night. her bf? probably still there fapping into the sand rn, seagulls watching like it’s a free show. moral of the story: don’t bring ur girl outside if u can’t compete. mog or be content moderator.

 

[MtnLord]

Tales

 

[eon]

dnr your tale bud

 

[ethnic subhuman]

That never happened

 

[Ogionth]

went beach shirtless, hair wet curly, felt like a greek statue ngl. didn’t even bring a towel cuz only npcs bring towels see this chick w her bf… dude looked like the final evolution of reddit mods. cargo shorts, pale as printer paper, glasses slipping off his nose. she keeps STARING at me like im a cheat code. she gets up and hits me with the “do u have sunscreen” line like b*tch do i LOOK like i use sunscreen? i said nah i just tan. she giggles IN FRONT of him. bro looked like he just lost connection to wifi. jfl anyway i walk down the beach, she FOLLOWING me like a lost puppy. next thing, we behind some rocks. im clapping cheeks raw, waves crashing, seagulls screaming, whole thing felt like a national geographic documentary. then IT HAPPENS… i hear some weird noise. turn around… IT’S HER BF. this mf just standing there looking like his pc won’t boot. im thinking he’s about to swing… but no. bro LITERALLY whips it out and starts jerking it while im balls deep in his girl i didn’t even know what to do so i just kept going lmao. girl sees him and starts moaning LOUDER like she powered up. nerd dude sweating, glasses fogged up, beating his meat like he was coding an update. finished up, she laying there saying “ive never felt so alive” and im like “idc i just needed to nut” blocked her snap that night. her bf? probably still there fapping into the sand rn, seagulls watching like it’s a free show. moral of the story: don’t bring ur girl outside if u can’t compete. mog or be content moderator.

tales from the dirtiest stinkiest slums of kenya

 

[Node]

Dnrd

 

[stck6]

went beach shirtless, hair wet curly, felt like a greek statue ngl. didn’t even bring a towel cuz only npcs bring towels see this chick w her bf… dude looked like the final evolution of reddit mods. cargo shorts, pale as printer paper, glasses slipping off his nose. she keeps STARING at me like im a cheat code. she gets up and hits me with the “do u have sunscreen” line like b*tch do i LOOK like i use sunscreen? i said nah i just tan. she giggles IN FRONT of him. bro looked like he just lost connection to wifi. jfl anyway i walk down the beach, she FOLLOWING me like a lost puppy. next thing, we behind some rocks. im clapping cheeks raw, waves crashing, seagulls screaming, whole thing felt like a national geographic documentary. then IT HAPPENS… i hear some weird noise. turn around… IT’S HER BF. this mf just standing there looking like his pc won’t boot. im thinking he’s about to swing… but no. bro LITERALLY whips it out and starts jerking it while im balls deep in his girl i didn’t even know what to do so i just kept going lmao. girl sees him and starts moaning LOUDER like she powered up. nerd dude sweating, glasses fogged up, beating his meat like he was coding an update. finished up, she laying there saying “ive never felt so alive” and im like “idc i just needed to nut” blocked her snap that night. her bf? probably still there fapping into the sand rn, seagulls watching like it’s a free show. moral of the story: don’t bring ur girl outside if u can’t compete. mog or be content moderator.

If this is real

 

[browncurrycel]

Tales from the malabar coast

 

[SoundnVision]

Tales from the darkness filthiest public toilets in the backend slums of naples

 

[RichardSpencel]

What MFS think happen after someone rates them above LTN in looksmax forum rating section

 

[Ghoulish]

Every molecule + dnr

 

[Lars2]

 

[arabMaxx]

"and then i woke up" ahh thread

 

[grilldaddy❤️]

- posted from mumbai

 

[heightmaxxing]

"im clapping cheeks raw"

 

[whiteegyptian]

Jaipur Tales Day 1

 

[mvpisafaggot420]

went beach shirtless, hair wet curly, felt like a greek statue ngl. didn’t even bring a towel cuz only npcs bring towels see this chick w her bf… dude looked like the final evolution of reddit mods. cargo shorts, pale as printer paper, glasses slipping off his nose. she keeps STARING at me like im a cheat code. she gets up and hits me with the “do u have sunscreen” line like b*tch do i LOOK like i use sunscreen? i said nah i just tan. she giggles IN FRONT of him. bro looked like he just lost connection to wifi. jfl anyway i walk down the beach, she FOLLOWING me like a lost puppy. next thing, we behind some rocks. im clapping cheeks raw, waves crashing, seagulls screaming, whole thing felt like a national geographic documentary. then IT HAPPENS… i hear some weird noise. turn around… IT’S HER BF. this mf just standing there looking like his pc won’t boot. im thinking he’s about to swing… but no. bro LITERALLY whips it out and starts jerking it while im balls deep in his girl i didn’t even know what to do so i just kept going lmao. girl sees him and starts moaning LOUDER like she powered up. nerd dude sweating, glasses fogged up, beating his meat like he was coding an update. finished up, she laying there saying “ive never felt so alive” and im like “idc i just needed to nut” blocked her snap that night. her bf? probably still there fapping into the sand rn, seagulls watching like it’s a free show. moral of the story: don’t bring ur girl outside if u can’t compete. mog or be content moderator.

“idc i just needed to nut” blocked her snap that night.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

yeah this definitely happened

 

[diditeverbegin]

 

[Hide]

Tales from mumbai

 

[deathisseks]

Tales from the mountains of the Andes

 

[Azer]

That never happened