How I Treat Rushes Based on Their Height

[CelestialEmpire]

6'8+ = What's up big dawg
6'6 = Wanna learn more about the frat?
6'4 = Ehh it's pretty competitive but we'll consider you
6'2 = Yeah bud maybe try a jewish frat
6'0 = Are you our UberEats driver?
5'10 = Who's little brother are you? How's middle school going bud.
Under 5'8 = Hey this is NOT bring your kid to school day

 

[inversions]

Aren't you 5'6?

 

[uglybrownskinman]

and your a 5’8 curry so idk man

 

[CelestialEmpire]

and your a 5’8 curry so idk man

Try 6'5.5 235lb WASP touse nigga

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Aren't you 5'6?

6'5.5

 

[HundredManSlayer]

Try 6'5.5 235lb WASP touse nigga

you're a funny guy

 

[Mess]

you're a funny guy

Do you think this guy jerks off thinking about the internet persona he's conjured up for himself?
No one gives an exact .5 inch of their height, unless they're trying to make a larp seem real. It's confabulation at this point.

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

you're a funny guy

Watch him ignore u
And then just say

Bump

 

[HundredManSlayer]

Do you think this guy jerks off thinking about the internet persona he's conjured up for himself?
No one gives an exact .5 inch of their height, unless they're trying to make a larp seem real. It's confabulation at this point.

its like character customization in skyrim

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[Miami]

Would you let a 6'10 300lb lean Jew in? Or is the frat WASP only