how I would ESCAPE after having my $500,000 THOUSAND DOLLAR BAIL PAID FOR...

[Roara]

1. I would pay a jobber who had the same blood type as me to let me transfer blood (and a pulse) from HIS foot to MY FOOT!!!
2. I would then CUT OFF MY FOOT and IMMEDIATELY LEAVE THE STATE (cutting off circulation from my foot so I can survive, obviously)
3. I would pay for a PRIVATE FLIGHT at a PRIVATE AIRPLANE HANGER from a Mexican-american INTERNATIONAL flight COMPANY
4. I will start to SHAVE MY HEAD and grow out my GOATEE and MOUSTACHE and then PRETEND TO BE MEXICAN!!!!!

any advice? is this a good plan? let me know down below....

thanks in advance

 

[MazkoIsUgly]

1. I would pay a jobber who had the same blood type as me to let me transfer blood (and a pulse) from HIS foot to MY FOOT!!!
2. I would then CUT OFF MY FOOT and IMMEDIATELY LEAVE THE STATE (cutting off circulation from my foot so I can survive, obviously)
3. I would pay for a PRIVATE FLIGHT at a PRIVATE AIRPLANE HANGER from a Mexican-american INTERNATIONAL flight COMPANY
4. I will start to SHAVE MY HEAD and grow out my GOATEE and MOUSTACHE and then PRETEND TO BE MEXICAN!!!!!

any advice? is this a good plan? let me know down below....

thanks in advance

We don't give a fuck retard

 

[Johnny Bravo]