How Ian Somerhalder is so thirsted?

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Bro he looks like a mix of nocturnal Kent and Grinch, and look at those comenta, foids drilling their pussies for this mtn
 
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@Blackgymmax moggs him no meme
 
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he's chad
 
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Marlon terras him
 
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he's chad
there are only five psl gods

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He can't be Chad, to many falios, and he is a fraude norwoodcell
he's gigachad one of the best faces ever
muh failos
you're all retarded
 
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he is an actor who is known for his looks
you are on this forum calling him a mtn
you wonder why he gets pussy
you are retarted my friend
 
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Until they find out he's 5,9
 
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White chadlite
 
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And then you say you dont racebait. Buddy not one singular women will pick marlon over Ian and you know that
How tf is this racebait nigga:feelskek::feelskek: Anyways marlon is white passing, so I dont understand the relevance of race

I honestly think more women would pick marlon, Facially its closer than most think, and the smv difference is big
 
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nocturnal Kent and Grinch
:lul:

He has a lot of feminine features small nose huge eyelashes etc but a huge fucking jaw to compensate for that

he's chad
I remember an old pic of him you sent where he had a weak jaw without that huge flare and he looked gay asf
 
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How tf is this racebait nigga:feelskek::feelskek: Anyways marlon is white passing, so I dont understand the relevance of race

I honestly think more women would pick marlon, Facially its closer than most think, and the smv difference is big
Recessed dog brachycell vs Grinch funded with nocturnal kent
 
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Vampire diaries is why, you zoomies weren't old enough back when this series was airing to know how popular he really was. Every fucking foid lusted after him.
 
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Until they find out he's 5,9
foids knew he was 5'9 back then and still wanted him, height wasn't a huge deal before, 5'9 was acceptable to most foids if your face was good.
 
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How tf is this racebait nigga:feelskek::feelskek: Anyways marlon is white passing, so I dont understand the relevance of race

I honestly think more women would pick marlon, Facially its closer than most think, and the smv difference is big
Women dont even pick marlon over me bro :lul: And no women is picking me over Ian. So if a random kid gets picked over marlon what makes you think Ian isnt sweeping the floor with him.

Yes ive tested it idc if u think im lying
 
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Bro he looks like a mix of nocturnal Kent and Grinch, and look at those comenta, foids drilling their pussies for this mtn

Dimo Chad
 
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Vampire diaries is why, you zoomies weren't old enough back when this series was airing to know how popular he really was. Every fucking foid lusted after him.
that's just status halo ian is cl though
 
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:lul:

He has a lot of feminine features small nose huge eyelashes etc but a huge fucking jaw to compensate for that


I remember an old pic of him you sent where he had a weak jaw without that huge flare and he looked gay asf
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It's not just status buddy, his face is what mattered
there are much uglier actors who've received the same amount of attention just for being on a big show
 
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Women dont even pick marlon over me bro :lul: And no women is picking me over Ian. So if a random kid gets picked over marlon what makes you think Ian isnt sweeping the floor with him.

Yes ive tested it idc if u think im lying
Respectfully how am I supposed to believe this when marlon mogs you in every way
 
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there are much uglier actors who've received the same amount of attention just for being on a big show
That mtn from the OC and Jeremy Allen white in shamless, idk How foids thirsted those dudes, myself moggs JAW into to oblivion
 
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God tier dimo, coloring and angularity
 
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Respectfully how am I supposed to believe this when marlon mogs you in every way
Yeah I wouldnt believe it either and i agree, the pic I showed of him was his modelling photo on the bed where he was around Hhtn

I was max Htn at the time probably less, so Id have to say either i got lucky or white appeal even tho im med which people confuse for hispanic. Either way Ian terras me and marlon
 
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That mtn from the OC and Jeremy Allen white in shamless, idk How foids thirsted those dudes, myself moggs JAW into to oblivion
For Jeremy I think it's just his physique. He is quite literally deformed in everything facial wise. I guess its just ethnic foids who thirst over him.
 
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why are we underrating chads
 
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