How is Donald Trump still alive?

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Big macs, diet cokes, milky ways, truly amazing how he's still alive.
 
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Genetics.
 
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I think he is gonna die 2026
 
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I think he is gonna die 2026
His lifestyle isnt even that bad, hes never taken drugs. the fact that he eats mcdonalds every day will not contribute to early death as long as he is getting adequate hydration to balance out the salt
 
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His lifestyle isnt even that bad, hes never taken drugs. the fact that he eats mcdonalds every day will not contribute to early death as long as he is getting adequate hydration to balance out the salt
Never took alcohol or anything too apparently.
 
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when you're a billionaire who can afford partially buy health and doctors who supplement him with all kinds of pills, it's not that difficult. An average schmuck would already be dead.
 
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when you're a billionaire who can afford partially buy health and doctors who supplement him with all kinds of pills, it's not that difficult. An average schmuck would already be dead.
He's also been a good goy too.

People like Michael Jackson are dead cause he messed with the bigger fish.
 
he’s chad
 
After all his shoulder pad frauding and lift frauding, hes chadlite, adjusted for his age bracket obviously,
He’s aged pretty well ngl
 
he has a time machine
 

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