How is it possible that my fat cousin has a girlfriend?

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My cousin is fat, short, and a 3/10 in the face. how is it possible that he still has a girlfriend who is clearly out of his league? :soy: Can you guys please explain this to me. He isn't rich, either. :lul:

Something’s not right here…
 
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how tf are we meant to know
 
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He's probably packing some serious iron down there
 
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Life IS inherently unfair

Subhumans ascend

While WE Look better and get nothing
 
ig she likes it rough
 
My explanation IS He IS Low IQ

High IQs are Always incel
 
My cousin is fat, short, and a 3/10 in the face. how is it possible that he still has a girlfriend who is clearly out of his league? :soy: Can you guys please explain this to me. He isn't rich, either. :lul:

Something’s not right here…
Shes probably ugly asf aswell
 
circumstances
 
Guys my theory is , that he is betabuxxing her and that she probably fucks other dudes in secret.
 

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