How long does it take you to get out of bed?

[slavicpsycho]

Like from the moment you wake up to the moment you’re up and walking. So laying in bed , jacking off, going on your phone, ect. For me it’s like 1.5 hours on average

 

[slavicpsycho]

@Cristiano RonaIdo

 

[raleqtambrobret]

Do the parasites command you to jack off upon awakening?

 

[twinkceluwu]

Like from the moment you wake up to the moment you’re up and walking. So laying in bed , jacking off, going on your phone, ect. For me it’s like 1.5 hours on average

stop masturbating. @Never Get Up

 

[iblamehumphrey]

Usually like 10 minutes but if the morning wood is particularly raging maybe 30. I avoid using my phone before getting out of bed, just use it for alarms and check if I have any important texts (only thing I get notifications for)

 

[Cristiano RonaIdo]

5 seconds

 

[slavicpsycho]

stop masturbating. @Never Get Up

Nigga masturbation = detox so it’s good just answer

 

[twinkceluwu]

Nigga masturbation = detox so it’s good just answer

never get up...

 

[noonespecial]

10-20 minutes weekend 5 minutes school days

 

[cc_7373]

Like from the moment you wake up to the moment you’re up and walking. So laying in bed , jacking off, going on your phone, ect. For me it’s like 1.5 hours on average

0.3 seconds

 

[cytoplasm]

During my rotting prime about 4 hrs

 

[cc_7373]

Like from the moment you wake up to the moment you’re up and walking. So laying in bed , jacking off, going on your phone, ect. For me it’s like 1.5 hours on average

Jeffry

 

[gigell]

1 hour

 

[cc_7373]

Realistically like 3 secs

 

[piec]

depends if i wake up on a 5x, if so i get out of bed like this

 

[Never Get Up]

 

[Snowskinned]

Every time I see your name, I don't understand how someone with parasites in his brain could make such a masterpiece. Maybe Salmonella is truly good for you idk

 

[slavicpsycho]

Every time I see your name, I don't understand how someone with parasites in his brain could make such a masterpiece. Maybe Salmonella is truly good for you idk

Everyone has parasites btw, if you went to the doctor right now and had some stomach complaint (even if you didn’t) they would detect salmonella, E. coli ect inside of your stool and then put you on antibiotics

 

[Never Get Up]

Every time I see your name, I don't understand how someone with parasites in his brain could make such a masterpiece. Maybe Salmonella is truly good for you idk

Because I have the largest skull on .org

 

[ey88]

On school day I get up instantly, on the weekend I rot for like 2 hours

 

[Snowskinned]

Everyone has parasites btw, if you went to the doctor right now and had some stomach complaint (even if you didn’t) they would detect salmonella, E. coli ect inside of your stool and then put you on antibiotics

I'll kill my doctor and eat her heart to prove a point

 

[Nick.Harte]

2-3 hours

 

[WeiWei]

Do the parasites command you to jack off upon awakening?

What is the difference between a man and a parasite? A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?' A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?' A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God...