How long does it take you to get out of bed?

[Deleted member 30959]

Like from the moment you wake up to the moment you’re up and walking. So laying in bed , jacking off, going on your phone, ect. For me it’s like 1.5 hours on average

 

[Deleted member 30959]

@Cristiano RonaIdo

 

[Deleted member 72551]

Do the parasites command you to jack off upon awakening?

 

[Deleted member 88802]

Like from the moment you wake up to the moment you’re up and walking. So laying in bed , jacking off, going on your phone, ect. For me it’s like 1.5 hours on average

stop masturbating. @Never Get Up

 

[Deleted member 93012]

Usually like 10 minutes but if the morning wood is particularly raging maybe 30. I avoid using my phone before getting out of bed, just use it for alarms and check if I have any important texts (only thing I get notifications for)

 

[Deleted member 96432]

5 seconds

 

[Deleted member 30959]

stop masturbating. @Never Get Up

Nigga masturbation = detox so it’s good just answer

 

[Deleted member 88802]

Nigga masturbation = detox so it’s good just answer

never get up...

 

[Deleted member 77954]

10-20 minutes weekend 5 minutes school days

 

[Deleted member 84661]

Like from the moment you wake up to the moment you’re up and walking. So laying in bed , jacking off, going on your phone, ect. For me it’s like 1.5 hours on average

0.3 seconds

 

[cytoplasm]

During my rotting prime about 4 hrs

 

[Deleted member 84661]

Like from the moment you wake up to the moment you’re up and walking. So laying in bed , jacking off, going on your phone, ect. For me it’s like 1.5 hours on average

Jeffry

 

[Deleted member 31971]

1 hour

 

[Deleted member 84661]

Realistically like 3 secs

 

[piec]

depends if i wake up on a 5x, if so i get out of bed like this

 

[Never Get Up]

 

[Snowskinned]

Every time I see your name, I don't understand how someone with parasites in his brain could make such a masterpiece. Maybe Salmonella is truly good for you idk

 

[Deleted member 30959]

Every time I see your name, I don't understand how someone with parasites in his brain could make such a masterpiece. Maybe Salmonella is truly good for you idk

Everyone has parasites btw, if you went to the doctor right now and had some stomach complaint (even if you didn’t) they would detect salmonella, E. coli ect inside of your stool and then put you on antibiotics

 

[Never Get Up]

Every time I see your name, I don't understand how someone with parasites in his brain could make such a masterpiece. Maybe Salmonella is truly good for you idk

Because I have the largest skull on .org

 

[Deleted member 80562]

On school day I get up instantly, on the weekend I rot for like 2 hours

 

[Snowskinned]

Everyone has parasites btw, if you went to the doctor right now and had some stomach complaint (even if you didn’t) they would detect salmonella, E. coli ect inside of your stool and then put you on antibiotics

I'll kill my doctor and eat her heart to prove a point

 

[Nick.Harte]

2-3 hours

 

[Deleted member 31072]

Do the parasites command you to jack off upon awakening?

What is the difference between a man and a parasite? A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?' A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?' A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God...