Let's just hope he's a muzziemaxxed imamcel who doesn't zinamaxx.
JFL that happened to you?foids are so fucking stupid i can show them my 2.5 flaccid penis and they will run out of the house, where as if im hard ah now they wanna play, jfl.
If I wasn't muzzie I would have shown you to ask your thoughts JFL.Dick dysmorphia
Yummy, pinkoid cock.
no but when im flaccid my dick is so fucking small it's 2.5x smaller than when im hard, it looks something like this:
That's cagefuel.
Das rite.
aight maybe the flaccid one a bit bigger that one looks pretty damn small
I think it's kinda cool, I still have an above average near 7 inch dick and it growing so much could surprise my gf
I would lol everytime I went from flaccid to erect. JFL.
It's definitely cool but in a funny way. Like "bet you didn't expect that, huh?" type of deal.
True one disadvantage tho is that most of the time im flaccid and through pants aint nothing gonna go through
Oh yeah, that's another disadvantage. You can't bulgemaxx. Maybe put a sock in it, you can fraud anyway since it'll be 7+ BP.True one disadvantage tho is that most of the time im flaccid and through pants aint nothing gonna go through
reminds me of this one dude who was in the weight in:
Women want a big dick until they actually get one. Then they'll squirm in pain.
True can't go balls deep, one of the best feelings in vaginal is you being fully in a woman.Women want a big dick until they actually get one. Then they'll squirm in pain.
Have you ever been able to do it? I'm asking because I'm a virgin but I have 6.5 to 7.1 inches BP myself.
you need at least 10 inches otherwise she wont feel anything
JFL 10 inches measured from the butthole. And really? I thought you slayed. I'll make sure to ask you if I am not dead by then (I may have roped from the fact my oneitis is getting pounded by her husband every night while I'm a few meters away from them). I won't lose mine anytime soon and if I did, I'd just lose my blowjob virginity because I just want to get my dick sucked more than I want PiV.you need at least 10 inches otherwise she wont feel anything
nah im a virgin too brotha, ask me again in 4-5 months when i fly over to my gf unless you lose yours by the time
Start PEmaxxing now.
Pe means?
Penis Enlargement. There are many things you can do to increase your size. Maybe @It'snotover can help you.
@It'snotover help me with my dick man
@It'snotover Help him!
Dawgmydick
In the meantime I can help. There's fillers, there's plastic surgery but this is the lazy route and can and probably will look very unnatural. What you want is to start with pumps, buy a cock pump and follow the beginner routines on r/gettingbigger.
I will try
What are his measurements?
You should. What's your current size?
I will definitely let you know but by that time ill probably be outta here if im happy with her, she was my oneitis i legit once thought she would never be with me shes like an 8, now she is with meJFL 10 inches measured from the butthole. And really? I thought you slayed. I'll make sure to ask you if I am not dead by then (I may have roped from the fact my oneitis is getting pounded by her husband every night while I'm a few meters away from them). I won't lose mine anytime soon and if I did, I'd just lose my blowjob virginity because I just want to get my dick sucked more than I want PiV.
Custom title: Brownmaxxing
ik you prob thinking how she an 8 and waiting this poorcel to come to her? Shit i dont know looks, dick, height, personality, loyalty. shes probably more loyal as a foid than me i see naked women everyday on the internet its not like she watches naked guys
Man, are you lucky! You had a oneitis and actually got her. I'm happy for you man, that's nice. I wish such a good fate befell on me but alas, someone else is pounding my oneitis even though I never fantasized about having sex with her.
Dark Looks Forever (minus South Asians).
5inchh
No, that's not what I was thinking. I was just mirin that you got something that almost everyone wants but not everyone gets. You are probably underrating yourself, selling yourself short. I'm sure you look good because otherwise she never would have picked you. Trust me on this.
Average if BP, above average if NBP. And girth?
Yesterday night me and my friend discussing abt dick size i said mine is 5 inch he said its very small i asked him whats his dick size and for half an hour we discussed abt the same thing its brutal
No offense but your friend is straight up retarded. Either he thought you meant 5 cm or he's lying. Average is ~5.2" (rounded up) BP.
Thank you so much man. I also hope you have neuken in de keuken with yours on day and leave your misery if ever!
Neuken in de keuken.
That's what my oneitis might be doing. And no need to thank me brother. Thank you as well!
Mogs me to the slums of Lagos.
Just wear pants below your chest and be Mega Boss of Dark Looks theory
