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this thought ruins my life daily. you smiling at the cute cashier, she says "have a nice day" and all i can think is "damn... how many dicks you had down your throat this month alone?"
that girl at the gym smiling at you? probably topped off 3 different guys this week. the barista making your coffee? veteran sword swallower. your coworker that seems sweet? dont even get me started.
its over boyos
that girl at the gym smiling at you? probably topped off 3 different guys this week. the barista making your coffee? veteran sword swallower. your coworker that seems sweet? dont even get me started.
its over boyos


