How many makeouts did you get before your first slay

[forevergymcelling]

I got around 50

Imagine how brutal that is. Being so close yet so far so many times

My incel rage was through the roof

 

[mayo mogger]

I got around 50

Imagine how brutal that is. Being so close yet so far so many times

My incel rage was through the roof

 

[isis_Bleach]

I got around 50

Imagine how brutal that is. Being so close yet so far so many times

My incel rage was through the roof

1

 

[mlbmogger252]

Pretty sure it was my third one

 

[delonisliterallyme]

1

 

[Nick.Harte]

0 makeouts
0 slays

 

[psychomandible]

I've made out with one girl in grade 1, haven't made out or had sex since

 

[chadhamed]

Im starting to think your a fake chad

 

[forevergymcelling]

Im starting to think your a fake chad

what do you mean

 

[forevergymcelling]

Imagine going to a club and getting 5 makeouts but every girl refused to leave with you

Now imagine this happens 4 times in a single week

 

[FoolYoungHi]

One make out before I got laid with a different girl.

 

[Orc]

like 20 but I was like 13 back then.

 

[TheBiggestIncelEver]

I got around 50

Imagine how brutal that is. Being so close yet so far so many times

My incel rage was through the roof

0 slays 0 make outs im KHHV

 

[Charisma]

I got around 50

Imagine how brutal that is. Being so close yet so far so many times

My incel rage was through the roof

I was terrified of sex in highschool so I just kissed bitches and "broke up" afterwards jfl

probably around 30-40 kisses before I finally decided to have sex

 

[FascisstChad]

2: Your mom and your sister. They wouldn’t let me fuck because their were no Quintuple XL Magnums around.

 

[forevergymcelling]

0 slays 0 make outs im KHHV

Brutal

 

[forevergymcelling]

Life in the UK is truly hell

The amount of hoops you have to jump through for a slay (no status or online involved) is just insane

@WishIwasChico

 

[Magnus Ironblood]

Life in the UK is truly hell

The amount of hoops you have to jump through for a slay (no status or online involved) is just insane

@WishIwasChico

This.

People don't realise. UK is like being stuck inside Resident Evil Village on the hardest difficulty.

I probably won't even make it to my next Geomaxxing expedition, because I'll rope.

 

[Darkeningstar]

I don't remember, the first time was funny because I refused to have sex: abused dog stuff

Short story:
I met that girl by chance, she was friends with random guys who knew a friend of mine. I remember it well because it was brutal (for others). The same day I went to the house of this guy I didn't know, she immediately started being explicit and blah, blah. She was interested in another guy from the group, who was present but ghosted there. After a few hours I accompanied her home and after some chatting I pressed her that if she didn't hurry up I would leave, so she kissed me and blah, blah. I was 15 years old but it was quite a scarring experience.

 

[moggingmachine]

i slayed before ever making out didnt even kiss the girl i lost it to

 

[uksucks]

4 makeouts, 3 in same night

All in Hungary

0 slays

 

[uksucks]

Geomaxxing expedition

Never heard someone call it an expedition before
Funny af

 

[delonisliterallyme]

4 makeouts, 3 in same night

All in Hungary

0 slays

hungarian girls are not that easy (I’m hungarian)

 

[DepigmentedBrownoid]

0 makeouts
0 slays

 

[Amnesia]

I think 5

First kiss in hot tub in 8th grade at a party playing truth or dare, my friends orchestrated it so everyone in our friend group would kiss someone before we graduated middle school

then freshman year me and two male friends hung out with two girls and went over to their house we all took turns making out with the girls in a hot tub

then a girl i went to middle school with I met with her over the summer and we made out at a park

then sophmore year HS met a girl made out and ended up going out with her and losing virginity


this is the girl i lost v card

Muh teen love

Muh my brain woulda developed normally, muh I wouldnt have ended up on this site. Keep coping you brain wire fucked fellow forum members Started dating at 14, we were each other's first. This was a time before social media a more innocent time where we walked to parks to kiss on...

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[grungymallard97]

I got around 50

Imagine how brutal that is. Being so close yet so far so many times

My incel rage was through the roof

0

 

[infini]

About 3-20 because uni but I had some insane third base events before when I was younger

 

[uksucks]

hungarian girls are not that easy (I’m hungarian)

Yeh none of them were Hungarian
They were British, Italian, Colombian and Belgian

I almost did with a Hungarian but she said I'm not that easy you know jfl

 

[Clavicular]

My second makeout turned into a slay

 

[chadmanlet04]

1, and it was a slay afterwards

jfl

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I got around 50

Imagine how brutal that is. Being so close yet so far so many times

My incel rage was through the roof

How the fuck does that happen?

Clubs and parties?

 

[kyphoscoliosis]

Zero. Got my first make out alongside my first slay

 

[forevergymcelling]

How the fuck does that happen?

Clubs and parties?

Just clubs

Girls in uk clubs just want make outs and attention, none of them want to be slayed unless you’ve matched them online or you meet them at a house party

I’ve covered this extensively in other threads

 

[flippasav]

I got around 50

My honest reaction:

 

[cswagg]

I got around 50

Imagine how brutal that is. Being so close yet so far so many times

My incel rage was through the roof

2

 

[lebronjames23]

hungarian girls are not that easy (I’m hungarian)

I have heard hungarain girls are less slutty and there’s more slut shaming there, is this true in your experience

 

[forevergymcelling]

My honest reaction:

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I’m legit not lying bro
None of those bitches were interested in coming back to my dorm. It made me furious

I didn’t have the luxury of having a social circle and I hadn’t discovered morphing yet so I didn’t have an OLD profile cause I had shit pics. I was forced to go out every night and work like a dog for pussy that just never came my way

Then I went to the US and slayed every time o went out cause those girls actually wanted sex instead of attention

 

[EliteMewing]

I got around 50

Imagine how brutal that is. Being so close yet so far so many times

My incel rage was through the roof

none lmfao

 

[thereallegend]

0

 

[oaoshdbdb]

My second makeout turned into a slay

Jfl how do u not have any tattoos yet

 

[Ruthless]

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

One and counting

 

[ey88]

I’ve made out with two chicks and had 0 slays

 

[ajd]

How the fuck does that happen?

Clubs and parties?

In clubs i can get a lot of hookups but get never actually get the slay, so yeah likely. For many girls its a pretty big jump to go from hooking up with a guy to actually sleeping with them.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

In clubs i can get a lot of hookups but get never actually get the slay, so yeah likely. For many girls its a pretty big jump to go from hooking up with a guy to actually sleeping with them.

Hook up means sex

Makeout is what you mean to say it seems

 

[6ft4]

Somewhere between 65-70
I kept a record back then

 

[ajd]

Hook up means sex

Makeout is what you mean to say it seems

yeah makeout is what i meant.

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

“Slayed” my first make out

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

like 20 but I was like 13 back then.

Different world man

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

I think 5

First kiss in hot tub in 8th grade at a party playing truth or dare, my friends orchestrated it so everyone in our friend group would kiss someone before we graduated middle school

then freshman year me and two male friends hung out with two girls and went over to their house we all took turns making out with the girls in a hot tub

then a girl i went to middle school with I met with her over the summer and we made out at a park

then sophmore year HS met a girl made out and ended up going out with her and losing virginity


this is the girl i lost v card

Muh teen love

Muh my brain woulda developed normally, muh I wouldnt have ended up on this site. Keep coping you brain wire fucked fellow forum members Started dating at 14, we were each other's first. This was a time before social media a more innocent time where we walked to parks to kiss on...

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Uh so that’s where the infamous “some in the bubbly?” line comes from.