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called my grandma a schizophrenic yesterday
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I was playing a ranked match where if you LEAVE the game for longer than a technical pause (around 3m), you will result a ban and around -50 elo (around 2 lost matches and approx. 2 hours of playtime).tell the story
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grandmas r retarded like that lmaoI was playing a ranked match where if you LEAVE the game for longer than a technical pause (around 3m), you will result a ban and around -50 elo (around 2 lost matches and approx. 2 hours of playtime).
I started playing with my friends the game. Some moments later, my grandma comes in and says that I need to get off in 10 minutes from the PC to help my mom to carry groceries from the bus stop to home (around 300m downhill and approx. 2 minutes if i sprint with it)
I dont know why, but my grandma tells me everytime to go and wait at the bus stop 10 minutes for the mom (what if the bus comes eariler etc.)
I have already encountered this in the past (where I lost ranked points), and of course I tried to come up with the solution.
I will just call my mom and ask her to CALL ME the moment she will get off the bus. In that case, i can leave the game and while the technical pause is ongoing, I will be able to bring groceries home in time.
My mom said "yeah alr no problem".
However, for my grandmother, it wasn't ok. She started yelling at me.
I explained her calmly, that my mom is already known of this and I will get the groceries for her.
it doesnt stop her from going rage on me: "You will fucking get out of the house NOW"
I repeat more times, that my mom is ok with this and she won't drag the groceries ON HER OWN. Grandma fully ignores this, calls me a unscrupulous pig.
Now, i thought i won, because she finally left my room and stopped yelling at me. 2 minutes later, she turns off the wifi in the house.
Then i call her schizophrenic and a dumbass (not in english) and go the fucking bus stop
the game wont die but your mom willI was playing a ranked match where if you LEAVE the game for longer than a technical pause (around 3m), you will result a ban and around -50 elo (around 2 lost matches and approx. 2 hours of playtime).
I started playing with my friends the game. Some moments later, my grandma comes in and says that I need to get off in 10 minutes from the PC to help my mom to carry groceries from the bus stop to home (around 300m downhill and approx. 2 minutes if i sprint with it)
I dont know why, but my grandma tells me everytime to go and wait at the bus stop 10 minutes for the mom (what if the bus comes eariler etc.)
I have already encountered this in the past (where I lost ranked points), and of course I tried to come up with the solution.
I will just call my mom and ask her to CALL ME the moment she will get off the bus. In that case, i can leave the game and while the technical pause is ongoing, I will be able to bring groceries home in time.
My mom said "yeah alr no problem".
However, for my grandmother, it wasn't ok. She started yelling at me.
I explained her calmly, that my mom is already known of this and I will get the groceries for her.
it doesnt stop her from going rage on me: "You will fucking get out of the house NOW"
I repeat more times, that my mom is ok with this and she won't drag the groceries ON HER OWN. Grandma fully ignores this, calls me a unscrupulous pig.
Now, i thought i won, because she finally left my room and stopped yelling at me. 2 minutes later, she turns off the wifi in the house.
Then i call her schizophrenic and a dumbass (not in english) and go the fucking bus stop
not the end of the story
its not even about the game, i didnt start arguing with my grandma BECAUSE OF THE GAMEthe game wont die but your mom will
the game isnt alive but your mom is
stop living for elo points and starting living your life for the sake of it
i only read till half will continue reading
pretty based. she is being retardedI was playing a ranked match where if you LEAVE the game for longer than a technical pause (around 3m), you will result a ban and around -50 elo (around 2 lost matches and approx. 2 hours of playtime).
I started playing with my friends the game. Some moments later, my grandma comes in and says that I need to get off in 10 minutes from the PC to help my mom to carry groceries from the bus stop to home (around 300m downhill and approx. 2 minutes if i sprint with it)
I dont know why, but my grandma tells me everytime to go and wait at the bus stop 10 minutes for the mom (what if the bus comes eariler etc.)
I have already encountered this in the past (where I lost ranked points), and of course I tried to come up with the solution.
I will just call my mom and ask her to CALL ME the moment she will get off the bus. In that case, i can leave the game and while the technical pause is ongoing, I will be able to bring groceries home in time.
My mom said "yeah alr no problem".
However, for my grandmother, it wasn't ok. She started yelling at me.
I explained her calmly, that my mom is already known of this and I will get the groceries for her.
it doesnt stop her from going rage on me: "You will fucking get out of the house NOW"
I repeat more times, that my mom is ok with this and she won't drag the groceries ON HER OWN. Grandma fully ignores this, calls me a unscrupulous pig.
Now, i thought i won, because she finally left my room and stopped yelling at me. 2 minutes later, she turns off the wifi in the house.
Then i call her schizophrenic and a dumbass (not in english) and go the fucking bus stop
not the end of the story
continue story, how old is ur grandmaits not even about the game, i didnt start arguing with my grandma BECAUSE OF THE GAME
she can't and doesnt want to understand me
man put yourself in her shoesits not even about the game, i didnt start arguing with my grandma BECAUSE OF THE GAME
she can't and doesnt want to understand me

retardthe game wont die but your mom will
the game isnt alive but your mom is
stop living for elo points and starting living your life for the sake of it
i only read till half will continue reading
only person with a brain in this threadChill she's not schizophrenic
She's a classic boomer
She wants to see you play outside all day long
Classic boomer behaviour for his grandchild
Mine was schizophrenic and she was crazy and to kind for this world
Unfortunately none took her seriously except me but it was to late
Schizophrenia literally is "you can see things that others can't see and you start getting crazy on others because you think they're evil"
Literally they're right because everyone in this society is fake and evil
Schizophrenia do not exist only truth that's hard to accept it
im going to ask mods to delete that rn
we dk how old she is. also just because you have early 90 iq and can only operate in one era doesnt automatically mean that phones dont workman put yourself in her shoes
she grew up with no technology, she knows virtually nothing about video games and definitely nothing about elo points
she just sees her grandson starting at a slab of plastic, hunched over, probably mouth breathing, for hours on end day in day out
think about it man
this photo literally made my stomach torn to shreds with laughterim going to ask mods to delete that rn
she is around 65,continue story, how old is ur grandma
truewe dk how old she is. also just because you have early 90 iq and can only operate in one era doesnt automatically mean that phones dont work
hahaha very fucking funnythis photo literally made my stomach torn to shreds with laughter
+ they keep repeating the same stuffshe is around 65,
so like after my mom came to the house, they talked about some bullshit for 10 minutes (prob brainwashed her and told her her version of the story)
my mom was furious on me, i thought she will be able to understand me, but no.
then she asked me to say sorry to her, i said no too
yeah that's classic behavior it's not about reason but some social stuff whatever it isshe is around 65,
so like after my mom came to the house, they talked about some bullshit for 10 minutes (prob brainwashed her and told her her version of the story)
my mom was furious on me, i thought she will be able to understand me, but no.
then she asked me to say sorry to her, i said no too
gave u ur first rep good postI’m cool with my family. Sometimes I can get pissy because I’m emotional but I think they try their best.
Same i dislike my grandparents , they're genuinely retardedI was playing a ranked match where if you LEAVE the game for longer than a technical pause (around 3m), you will result a ban and around -50 elo (around 2 lost matches and approx. 2 hours of playtime).
I started playing with my friends the game. Some moments later, my grandma comes in and says that I need to get off in 10 minutes from the PC to help my mom to carry groceries from the bus stop to home (around 300m downhill and approx. 2 minutes if i sprint with it)
I dont know why, but my grandma tells me everytime to go and wait at the bus stop 10 minutes for the mom (what if the bus comes eariler etc.)
I have already encountered this in the past (where I lost ranked points), and of course I tried to come up with the solution.
I will just call my mom and ask her to CALL ME the moment she will get off the bus. In that case, i can leave the game and while the technical pause is ongoing, I will be able to bring groceries home in time.
My mom said "yeah alr no problem".
However, for my grandmother, it wasn't ok. She started yelling at me.
I explained her calmly, that my mom is already known of this and I will get the groceries for her.
it doesnt stop her from going rage on me: "You will fucking get out of the house NOW"
I repeat more times, that my mom is ok with this and she won't drag the groceries ON HER OWN. Grandma fully ignores this, calls me a unscrupulous pig.
Now, i thought i won, because she finally left my room and stopped yelling at me. 2 minutes later, she turns off the wifi in the house.
Then i call her schizophrenic and a dumbass (not in english) and go the fucking bus stop
not the end of the story
both my parents are in their 60s and immigrants. neither of them would do this. however i think your mom is more upset abt you calling her schizoid than anything else.she is around 65,
so like after my mom came to the house, they talked about some bullshit for 10 minutes (prob brainwashed her and told her her version of the story)
my mom was furious on me, i thought she will be able to understand me, but no.
then she asked me to say sorry to her, i said no too

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