How many of you use a bidet?

[LastCarthag1nian]

I grew up in Italy and here everyone has a bidet, so the thought of someone not using it it's pretty disgusting for me tbh

 

[LTNhell63]

i do

 

[LowTierBateman]

Is that not gay

 

[dhusc]

I grew up in Italy and here everyone has a bidet, so the thought of someone not using it it's pretty disgusting for me tbh

yes but you guys use the horrible bidets

 

[dhusc]

Is that not gay

would u wipe or water down a random shit stain on ur arm

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

I grew up in Italy and here everyone has a bidet, so the thought of someone not using it it's pretty disgusting for me tbh

What if u accidentally got shit on ur bidet

 

[LowTierBateman]

would u wipe or water down a random shit stain on ur arm

I would get a towel and wipe it off then shower

 

[dhusc]

I would get a towel and wipe it off then shower

your a dirty fuck and that still involves water

so point proven buy a bidet n introduce your cheeks to true cleanliness

 

[LowTierBateman]

your a dirty fuck and that still involves water

Perfect way to clean it btw

 

[dhusc]

Perfect way to clean it btw

you have to use water first, all ur doing is smearing the shit stain and waiting for a shower

when you could clean it completely by hosing ir down and then showering

 

[LowTierBateman]

you have to use water first, all ur doing is smearing the shit stain and waiting for a shower

U Would be wiping it off then shower so i dont feel dirty if ur judt pouring water on it how would that help

 

[ecstazy]

I’ve always used a bidet

 

[dhusc]

U Would be wiping it off then shower so i dont feel dirty if ur judt pouring water on it how would that help

your camping out and suddenly a bird shits on you, you have a hose and you have a wipe

the hose gets rid of all the visible shit while wiping smears it, you then get on a 3 hour drive to shower so u can wash it with soap so you also don't get any germs alongside your non smeared shit stain