How many surgeries can you get before losing your NT card?

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Imo probably 1 if you have to admit it tbh
 
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Deny everything.

Bro why is your nose smaller = oh I lost weight
Bro why is your jaw wider = oh I lost weight
Bro why are you eyes tilted differently= yes you got it, the answer is you lost weight
 
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Deny everything.

Bro why is your nose smaller = oh I lost weight
Bro why is your jaw wider = oh I lost weight
Bro why are you eyes tilted differently= yes you got it, the answer is you lost weight
Did people buy your larps for surgery?
 
dw they all can sense already that you're a schizo
 
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You can larp about almost any surgery you get besides a rhino tbh. That ones was hard.
 
They bought my actually larp for rhino, oh I always used glasses now I wear contacts you see my nose. JFL
JFL now way they bought weight loss as an explanation cage at their IQ
 
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Deny everything.

Bro why is your nose smaller = oh I lost weight
Bro why is your jaw wider = oh I lost weight
Bro why are you eyes tilted differently= yes you got it, the answer is you lost weight
btw if you ever have jaw surgery say it was just for "bite issues", "air ways" and other health concerns otherwise normies will hound you for it
 
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btw if you ever have jaw surgery say it was just for "bite issues", "air ways" and other health concerns otherwise normies will hound you for it
Normies think that Hemsworth is achievable natty in 2 years they might think that it was due to 'weight loss' that someone doubled their lower third mass :ROFLMAO:
 
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I had ptosis and a deviated septum and sleep apnea and bone wasting disease and lost a tooth and a leg length discrepancy

healthcare plan at work changed
 

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