How menthol cigs went ER on me

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i was putting in a menthol pellet (yk those little fucking balls with menthol flavour) into my cig and i didn't push it deep enough, fast forward and i want to go smoke so i look down and crush that shit in the filter but this little fucker splashes back at me and gets right into my left eye so i get pure menthol in my fucking eye and i nearly fall over from the pain it felt like somebody was pressing an icicle with mint right into my eye and i run into the bathroom and end up absolutely slamming my hip into the fuckass sink and fell over. Spent 15 minutes washing out my eye and im typing this half blind rn.

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i was putting in a menthol pellet (yk those little fucking balls with menthol flavour) into my cig and i didn't push it deep enough, fast forward and i want to go smoke so i look down and crush that shit in the filter but this little fucker splashes back at me and gets right into my left eye and i nearly fall over from the pain it felt like somebody was pressing an icicle with mint right into my eye and i run into the bathroom and end up absolutely slamming my hip into the fuckass sink and fell over. Spent 15 minutes washing out my eye and im typing this half blind rn.

@St.Rotter @Gengar’s Ghost @Magnus @pony
Perfectly fine cigs being ruined hurt more than a breakup.

I remember once when my sister took my cigarettes and threw them away.

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my condolences
 
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i was putting in a menthol pellet (yk those little fucking balls with menthol flavour) into my cig and i didn't push it deep enough, fast forward and i want to go smoke so i look down and crush that shit in the filter but this little fucker splashes back at me and gets right into my left eye so i get pure menthol in my fucking eye and i nearly fall over from the pain it felt like somebody was pressing an icicle with mint right into my eye and i run into the bathroom and end up absolutely slamming my hip into the fuckass sink and fell over. Spent 15 minutes washing out my eye and im typing this half blind rn.

@St.Rotter @Gengar’s Ghost @Magnus @pony
ts builds character ngl
 
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Perfectly fine cigs being ruined hurt more than a breakup.

I remember once when my sister took my cigarettes and threw them away.

Sad Cry GIF by Piñata Farms: The Meme App
yeah cigs are the only thing motivating me in life rn, but damm that shit fucking stings dude pure fucking menthol in the eye.
 
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i was putting in a menthol pellet (yk those little fucking balls with menthol flavour) into my cig and i didn't push it deep enough, fast forward and i want to go smoke so i look down and crush that shit in the filter but this little fucker splashes back at me and gets right into my left eye so i get pure menthol in my fucking eye and i nearly fall over from the pain it felt like somebody was pressing an icicle with mint right into my eye and i run into the bathroom and end up absolutely slamming my hip into the fuckass sink and fell over. Spent 15 minutes washing out my eye and im typing this half blind rn.

@St.Rotter @Gengar’s Ghost @Magnus @pony
im sorry for ur wasted cig
 
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i was putting in a menthol pellet (yk those little fucking balls with menthol flavour) into my cig and i didn't push it deep enough, fast forward and i want to go smoke so i look down and crush that shit in the filter but this little fucker splashes back at me and gets right into my left eye so i get pure menthol in my fucking eye and i nearly fall over from the pain it felt like somebody was pressing an icicle with mint right into my eye and i run into the bathroom and end up absolutely slamming my hip into the fuckass sink and fell over. Spent 15 minutes washing out my eye and im typing this half blind rn.

@St.Rotter @Gengar’s Ghost @Magnus @pony
Did a runner on you
 

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