How much do you think a hooker would charge to kick my ass?

[Nathan Fielder]

Are there websites for this sort of thing as in it’s mutual between both parties? Ideally, I’d get my ass kicked for free, but if not I could pay a hooker. I am worried, however, that they’ll pull their punches OR just be too weak to inflict any lasting damage, and I’d be pretty pissed if I wasted my damn money

 

[Verdam]

bro just typin shi

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Are there websites for this sort of thing as in it’s mutual between both parties? Ideally, I’d get my ass kicked for free, but if not I could pay a hooker. I am worried, however, that they’ll pull their punches OR just be too weak to inflict any lasting damage, and I’d be pretty pissed if I wasted my money for nothing.

i'd dress like a woman and kick ur ass for 50 bucks tbh

 

[Chance]

ill do it for free

 

[Nathan Fielder]

i'd dress like a woman and kick ur ass for 50 bucks tbh

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

Unc is losing it.