How much longer does my grandma have left?

[truejuan]

I'm not asking this in a sad way, I ask this question in anticipation. She's in her mid 80's, and she eats goyslop everyday. One time I caught her eating maple syrup with nothing else, turns out she ate the whole bottle. And there was also a time my mom brought home pizza, untouched, all 8 slices remaining. She ate all of it. Taking this all into consideration, how much longer do you goys think she'll be here?

 

[Deleted member 253053]

if she lived this long eating goyslop its probably not gonna be what does her in. at that age its usually just some random shit that gets you

 

[hollowed]

5 years tops sorry

 

[truejuan]

5 years tops sorry

don't be sorry. this news is exhilarating.

 

[Deleted member 229172]

There are examples of long lived people who ate a lot of carbs most likely it's genetics

 

[Darkskin Ethnic]

htb eats what htb wants

 

[iheartsophia]

If that’s her daily diet then she’s practically immortal… hate to break it to u