how much more tan and rate me in this pic

NorwoodAscender

NorwoodAscender

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am i surfer boy yet? keep tanning or is this perfect for my pheno. and should i keep the curtains or get a perm, im 50/50

rate here also. pretty bloated btw
 
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shitty haircut please kys
 
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Why are you shiny, also don’t get a perm it’s just gonna ruin your hair
 
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Why are you shiny, also don’t get a perm it’s just gonna ruin your hair
i have some bb cream on my red cheeks to suppress it just a little and the sun was right on me so that’s prob it
 
You've been talking about the wavy perm for so long. At this point you should just give it a shot. Your current hair is decent tho but it's missing that texture and volume atm
 
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Hairstyle fits you so good
High htn cl real life
 
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Not orange enough

My issue is that even when dosing beta carotene and lycopene and getting daily UV my body gets tan as fuck but face is pale. Im thinking maybe it’s the SPF cucking us broseph
 
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Not orange enough

My issue is that even when dosing beta carotene and lycopene and getting daily UV my body gets tan as fuck but face is pale. Im thinking maybe it’s the SPF cucking us broseph
golden mogs orange tho fuck orange
 
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This is what ppl call htn on here jfl
 
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when did u get upgraded to htn in the first place when i first saw ur posts u were called mtn in 2023
mtn end of 23 was getting called htn in like march-may now back to mtn!
 
mtn end of 23 was getting called htn in like march-may now back to mtn!
ur biggest problem is alwas gonna be that ur eyes look cuckish, i don't think hight mtn is a horrid underrate
 
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ur biggest problem is alwas gonna be that ur eyes look cuckish, i don't think hight mtn is a horrid underrate
my eyes score high in dimorphism idk
 
chadlite rating from me
 
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Holy your ascending
 
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am i surfer boy yet? keep tanning or is this perfect for my pheno. and should i keep the curtains or get a perm, im 50/50

rate here also. pretty bloated btw
Looking laid back saar
Nah genuinely tho ur an irl chad, hate to say it but blonde hair blue eyes tanned skin nice body what more do u want
Foids don’t care ab mm’s and ratios, go slay dude ur good
 
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when i see that picture of you and that old one of u at 17 that u posted on another thread i’m amazed bro, congratulations u REALLY ascended
 
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when i see that picture of you and that old one of u at 17 that u posted on another thread i’m amazed bro, congratulations u REALLY ascended
treatment difference irl is insanity

especially now that im frauding like 6’1.5 with lifts
 
Looking laid back saar
Nah genuinely tho ur an irl chad, hate to say it but blonde hair blue eyes tanned skin nice body what more do u want
Foids don’t care ab mm’s and ratios, go slay dude ur good
least deluded org user
 
if u think blonde is the ideal hair color ur a retard
Nooooo u benchod
I mean for his look
Blond hair blue eyes is good man ?
Yeah sure jet black everythinf w blue mogs but still doesn’t matter
This dude could fuck some good pussy
 
Nooooo u benchod
I mean for his look
Blond hair blue eyes is good man ?
Yeah sure jet black everythinf w blue mogs but still doesn’t matter
This dude could fuck some good pussy
it's not good, blone hair is a falio. I basically never see blonde hair men get simped on (that's including Jordan Barrett)
 
it's not good, blone hair is a falio. I basically never see blonde hair men get simped on (that's including Jordan Barrett)
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do i mog yet anthony saar
 
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it's not good, blone hair is a falio. I basically never see blonde hair men get simped on (that's including Jordan Barrett)
Wb all those Nordic dudes who wear Ralph Lauren on TikTok
 
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fuck it new avi
 

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