how much roided body can ascend me?

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i have skinny fat body
 

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you should ascend that disgusting bathroom before you do anything else.
 
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pin 1 gr test a day you will ascend hard
 
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badg96 said:
what is funny. bathroom is cope good looking guys can shit in streets because not have bathrrom and fuck women
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Cope, bathroom halo is real
 
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I would literally never stop trying to impregnate you. Every day I would wake you up by coming inside of you and every night I would cum in you right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside you. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that you'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into you like an animal and slather you in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if you're already pregnant, I'll fuck you while you're pregnant and you'll get double pregnant. I'll fill you with so much cum every day that you'll look pregnant even when you're not (which you'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make you as fertile as possible. I'd give you fertility drugs, I'd give you prostate massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let you go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake you home made lactation inducing biscuits to help you get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that you'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day.
Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell you how delicious it is. I'll make you so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number you're carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on you, I would respond to your every beck and call and I would cum inside you again each time you ask for something. You would be so pregnant all the time that you would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Your spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after you can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into you. I would clone you purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside you after you run out of them. You would have so much progesterone running through your veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to you.
 
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Arborist said:
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate you. Every day I would wake you up by coming inside of you and every night I would cum in you right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside you. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that you'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into you like an animal and slather you in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if you're already pregnant, I'll fuck you while you're pregnant and you'll get double pregnant. I'll fill you with so much cum every day that you'll look pregnant even when you're not (which you'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make you as fertile as possible. I'd give you fertility drugs, I'd give you prostate massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let you go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake you home made lactation inducing biscuits to help you get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that you'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day.
Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell you how delicious it is. I'll make you so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number you're carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on you, I would respond to your every beck and call and I would cum inside you again each time you ask for something. You would be so pregnant all the time that you would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Your spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after you can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into you. I would clone you purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside you after you run out of them. You would have so much progesterone running through your veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to you.
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How to fuck is this?
 
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brutal bathroom pill

meanwhile chad's bathroom :
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Lefort 3 and custom infraorbital implants from Dr Plumber 🪠 to ascend your bathroom to chad tier
 
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A lot since you have a bird chest now like you don't press when you go to gym.
 
@decadouche57 help him out bro we all want to see the Badg96 ascension arc
 
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lose fat first
 
Arborist said:
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate you. Every day I would wake you up by coming inside of you and every night I would cum in you right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside you. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that you'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into you like an animal and slather you in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if you're already pregnant, I'll fuck you while you're pregnant and you'll get double pregnant. I'll fill you with so much cum every day that you'll look pregnant even when you're not (which you'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make you as fertile as possible. I'd give you fertility drugs, I'd give you prostate massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let you go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake you home made lactation inducing biscuits to help you get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that you'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day.
Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell you how delicious it is. I'll make you so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number you're carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on you, I would respond to your every beck and call and I would cum inside you again each time you ask for something. You would be so pregnant all the time that you would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Your spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after you can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into you. I would clone you purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside you after you run out of them. You would have so much progesterone running through your veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to you.
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Stop making fun of me for using progesterone 😂😂
 
Where do you live
 
Why are you standing on your bed Bruno
 
Badg this is the funniest shit ever why do you live in a hellhole
 
badg96 said:
Because Im all my Money in food, drinks and looksmax
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Toilet bleach some wall painting and it will ascend your bathroom to chadlite. You need a plumber to ascend to chad tier
 
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