How much smegma do you have rn

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Ran foreskin restoration now I have healthy smeg
 
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from 0-17 i never cleared it i didn't know it existed, i then spent 2hrs straight clearing literal huge lumps of it in the shower idk how it wasn't infected, unironically decreased my girth but now i always make sure it's clean and I'm paranoid now

it was the reason my dick smelt so disgusting to a girl when i first lost it
 
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from 0-17 i never cleared it i didn't know it existed, i then spent 2hrs straight clearing literal huge lumps of it in the shower idk how it wasn't infected, unironically decreased my girth but now i always make sure it's clean and I'm paranoid now

it was the reason my dick smelt so disgusting to a girl when i first lost it
She still sucked it tho jfl
 
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from 0-17 i never cleared it i didn't know it existed, i then spent 2hrs straight clearing literal huge lumps of it in the shower idk how it wasn't infected, unironically decreased my girth but now i always make sure it's clean and I'm paranoid now

it was the reason my dick smelt so disgusting to a girl when i first lost it
I had a problem where it smelled really bad before, cleaned it and since then I don't really get no smegma
 
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from 0-17 i never cleared it i didn't know it existed, i then spent 2hrs straight clearing literal huge lumps of it in the shower idk how it wasn't infected, unironically decreased my girth but now i always make sure it's clean and I'm paranoid now

it was the reason my dick smelt so disgusting to a girl when i first lost it
Eugh what the fuck please kill yourself
 
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from 0-17 i never cleared it i didn't know it existed, i then spent 2hrs straight clearing literal huge lumps of it in the shower idk how it wasn't infected, unironically decreased my girth but now i always make sure it's clean and I'm paranoid now

it was the reason my dick smelt so disgusting to a girl when i first lost it
??? How does that even happen :lul: you telling me you never pulled back your foreskin?
 
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None,

for now
 
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No hoodie gang on top
 
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She still sucked it tho jfl
she made us shower together and then went "oh are you done already?"

i just laughed cuz i thought she was making a joke at the time

genuinely so comical looking back
 
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she made us shower together and then went "oh are you done already?"

i just laughed cuz i thought she was making a joke at the time

genuinely so comical looking back
The look on a bitches face after sucking my cheese dick is priceless
 
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from 0-17 i never cleared it i didn't know it existed, i then spent 2hrs straight clearing literal huge lumps of it in the shower idk how it wasn't infected, unironically decreased my girth but now i always make sure it's clean and I'm paranoid now

it was the reason my dick smelt so disgusting to a girl when i first lost it
One time my chick was gonna suck my dick at school in our spot but I didnt clean my dick for the weekend and it was a monday, so when she got on her knees to pull down my pants she took one sniff at my shit, got up, and told me that my shit smells like straight fish.
 
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grinch stole my inch :fuk:
 
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