HOW MY FRIEND'S COCK GOT LEAKED! (if you wanna laugh GTFIH)

[abzz]

Nightmare fuel situation

everything that COULD have gone wrong, went wrong for him

 

[gymcelld]

wait I didn’t even read the story explain it simply please

 

[abzz]

Bro org got me caging my lungs out lately I FUCKING CAN'T

fucking hell i was genuinely caging while typing this slop

 

[JohnBaza]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

Feel for larry man

 

[abzz]

wait I didn’t even read the story explain it simply please

mate just read it, you had to read like 4 extracts for GCSE language + lit

just read it, it's a funny story mate

and there's a TLDR if you still cba

 

[abzz]

Feel for larry man

 

[gymcelld]

mate just read it, you had to read like 4 extracts for GCSE language + lit

just read it, it's a funny story mate

and there's a TLDR if you still cba

translating I’m a melt and the story is me

 

[abzz]

translating I’m a melt and the story is me

nigga if that was me, i wouldn't be here right now

 

[gymcelld]

nigga if that was me, i wouldn't be here right now

Read it was proper funny but peak what was the worst thing that “lump” did?

 

[abzz]

Read it was proper funny but peak what was the worst thing that “lump” did?

there wasn't really one big thing specifically, he just made life an inconvenience. he acted all big around some of us and the little people but around teachers and out bigger friends he goes red and acts shy

 

[gymcelld]

@inversions what you think?
@rotation tag you for laughs

 

[abzz]

@barambo @JohnDon

 

[inversions]

@inversions what you think?
@rotation tag you for laughs

larry the lump

 

[abzz]

larry the lump

the other day, larry asked someone

"ayy you good?"

and bcs he speaks like an inbred who shares his spit to anyone in a 2m radius, everyone's making fun of him.

they just go up to him and go

"yo, ya good? yu good"

it's funnier in person i just sound like a retard tbh

 

[inversions]

the other day, larry asked someone

"ayy you good?"

and bcs he speaks like an inbred who shares his spit to anyone in a 2m radius, everyone's making fun of him.

they just go up to him and go

"yo, ya good? yu good"

it's funnier in person i just sound like a retard tbh

its kind of sad

 

[abzz]

its kind of sad

yeah but he kinda had it coming for him eventually. it's not proportional to what he did tbh now that i think about it. oh well, what can we do now

 

[gymcelld]

yeah but he kinda had it coming for him eventually. it's not proportional to what he did tbh now that i think about it. oh well, what can we do now

Yo is the lad a smart guy?

 

[abzz]

Yo is the lad a smart guy?

nah he's a retard unfortunately

he's good at football, not enough to make it pro tho

 

[barambo]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

larry the lump @BigBallsLarry

 

[abzz]

larry the lump @BigBallsLarry

lmaooo not @BigBallsLarry

i should probably be careful now jfl

 

[barambo]

lmaooo not @BigBallsLarry

i should probably be careful now jfl

why? there's like no way anyone can find out who you are bro

imagine larry sees this rn

imagine after all that he decides to sign up on org and this is the first thread he sees

 

[Lefty Rankin]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

You sure had a lot to post about your friend's cock.

 

[barambo]

You sure had a lot to post about your friend's cock.

why are you always mad about everything man

 

[abzz]

why? there's like no way anyone can find out who you are bro

imagine larry sees this rn

imagine after all that he decides to sign up on org and this is the first thread he sees

that is true tbh, if larry sees this he can't do anything man. he's a fucking twig, i iq mog him, t mog him, height mog him, cock mog him, status mog him. he's a fucking gimp i hate him with a passion now

i hope he sees this

 

[abzz]

You sure had a lot to post about your friend's cock.

uncle allow me

 

[Lefty Rankin]

why are you always mad about everything man

You think I'm mad?

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

All cool, but why shit on his looks like that? shouldn't we, as people who are aware of the bp and halo effects and so on know better? Whatever ik it was js for the thread.

Also was he actually your friend?
You seem really happy that this happened to your "friend" jfl

 

[abzz]

All cool, but why shit on his looks like that? shouldn't we, as people who are aware of the bp and halo effects and so on know better? Whatever ik it was js for the thread.

Also was he actually your friend?
You seem really happy that this happened to your "friend" jfl

he would make fun of others' looks. you know me man, im usually always positive on this forum. i don't shit on people's looks for no reason, unless they have seriously done some bad shit or they're rude people. im not like that.

he wasn't necessarily my "friend" like that. he was more of a mutual. i knew him, and he knew me. we didn't speak much but we walked home together sometimes in a big group. i couldn't care less about him now jfl

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

he would make fun of others' looks. you know me man, im usually always positive on this forum. i don't shit on people's looks for no reason, unless they have seriously done some bad shit or they're rude people. im not like that.

Ik ik

he wasn't necessarily my "friend" like that. he was more of a mutual. i knew him, and he knew me. we didn't speak much but we walked home together sometimes in a big group. i couldn't care less about him now jfl

An acquaintance, i see

 

[abzz]

Ik ik

An acquaintance, i see

yeahh poor guy. i definitely have some sympathy sometimes but he kinda pissed me off sometimes so i justify it through that

yeyeyey exactly that

 

[Cinnamon fan64]

hehe
whoz gotah lumb?

 

[abzz]

hehe
whoz gotah lumb?

LAAAAARRRYY

لاري

 

[Cinnamon fan64]

Larry dont have BBC ( Big Bark Cinnamon ) like me

Spoiler: My BBC

 

[abzz]

Larry dont have BBC ( Big Bark Cinnamon ) like me

Spoiler: My BBC

View attachment 4533512

HOLY SHIT

 

[134applesauce456]

i lwoeky feel bad holy

 

[abzz]

i lwoeky feel bad holy

he was a bully tbh.

but yeah there are moments where you can see tears in his eyes.

imagine..

a whole fucking school life destroyed because of one frame of a video

 

[aryanroidfaper]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

Wow “lump lump lump” how creative and funny.

 

[abzz]

Wow “lump lump lump” how creative and funny.

i didn't fucking make that joke

and his dick is lumpy

 

[grav]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

This really sounds like that one British bullying thing.

 

[abzz]

This really sounds like that one British bullying thing.

this is EXACTLY what is going on rn

 

[grav]

this is EXACTLY what is going on rn

Yall evil as shit bruh

 

[abzz]

Yall evil as shit bruh

im like the least involved out of the whole friend group. some niggas literally shout it in his face and show him pictures of his own penis

 

[DR. NICKGA]

yeah but he kinda had it coming for him eventually. it's not proportional to what he did tbh now that i think about it. oh well, what can we do now

that is true tbh, if larry sees this he can't do anything man. he's a fucking twig, i iq mog him, t mog him, height mog him, cock mog him, status mog him. he's a fucking gimp i hate him with a passion now

i hope he sees this

Nigga is bipolar

 

[abzz]

Nigga is bipolar

it seems that way

i still apologise for calling you a retard the other day, idk if you still remember. it was uncalled for and unnecessary

 

[DR. NICKGA]

it seems that way

i still apologise for calling you a retard the other day, idk if you still remember. it was uncalled for and unnecessary

I got a bad memory + caring about such small things is silly

No need to apologize, i wont do the same if i say the n word

 

[abzz]

I got a bad memory + caring about such small things is silly

understood, enjoy your day sir

 

[ccwb]

TLDR at the end if your attention span is fried:

here's the story of how my friend's meat got leaked and what happened afterwards, and currently. ill call him dick for privacy

he broke his arm a month prior, and went to get his cast removed. therefore wasn't in school that day. me and my walking home group got a notification showing "your contact "dick" has joined Snapchat" and we thought to ourselves...

"dick? why would he make another snap account?"

so my best friend, ill call him timmy, messaged him and asked "is this your account?"

he replied "wtf, that's not my account lol"

timmy says "alright prove it then"

dick then sends a screen recording that contains him logging out of his main account, and showing that there is no other account except his main. he then logs back in and the screen recording ends there.

but wait.

timmy notices that RIGHT at the end of the screen recording, there's a split second frame of what looks like his feet. (as you know, when you open snapchat, your camera also opens) so timmy spends a whole like 2 minutes trying to pause it on that frame, while the walking gang is overlooking.

he pauses on it. we all look at eachother in disbelief.

we all collectively saw dick's lumpy micropenis, trail of pubes on show, with his pajama bottoms down to his ankles, with his feet in the background.

we literally didn't know what to say. we were silent, well one of my friends was pissing of laughter

i offered to break the news to dick, and he was in disbelief but he tried to play it off as if nothing happened. i remember him typing "i was having a nice wank tbf" stupid fucking lump. anyways.

we made a promise to ourselves and dick that this information will stay in our walking group only, but fucking hell that lasted long didn't it.

one of the other friendsz the one that was laughing, ill call him Jim. he tells this to his best friend, tom. and the video circulated from Timmy -> me -> Jim -> tom -> essential everyone in our year group.

it was all fun and games at the beginning and we thought the bullying would stop but it didn't. it just got worse. the younger year groups found out and now everyone, including our friend group which has the most influence in the year bcs of popularity and size, are all just shouting and screaming:

"LUMP! LUMP! LUMP!"

they all even invented a new nickname for dick and called him Larry, so that he wouldn't know when we're making fun of his micro. so now, the class clown can just go "who's got a lump? and everyone can say, "Larry!" it's genuinely so retarded

and if you guys feel bad, don't even start. dick (now known as Larry) was a fucking bully, and he's so fucking ugly aswell. he would take time out of his day to make people feel shit about themselves. he's got fucking fucked up crooked teeth and speaks like he has a cock in his mouth 24/7, yet he was just part of the friend group because of his footballing ability and mutual friendship.

as of now, he's being flamed for literally anything he does. if he makes one mistake in anything, people just mock the shit out of him, and it looks like he wants to cry. everyone sits away from him in the canteen lunch time tables. he's always on the end. an outcast.

and that, my .org friends, is how larry the lump went from one of the most influential people in the friend group, to a mere quiet outcast that gets ignored all day long

tldr - friend was normal, cock got leaked on accident, spread around the school, it's lumpy and micro, everyone calls him larry the lump, he's not an outcast who gets made fun of, even by the year 7s (the youngest year group in the school)

Kk

 

[abzz]

Kk

Gg