How often do you get STD tests?

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Question for some of the slayers in here

@StreegeReturn @averagejoe @Amnesia @ArvidGustavsson and so forth

I personally used to get them every half year - the last one I took was right before I got together with my ex, so I guess it’s time for another one now

 

[Deleted]

Too scared to take it

 

[Nims]

Everyday, as I slay alot.

I have never been tested.

 

[Deleted member 16203]

Question for some of the slayers in here

@StreegeReturn @averagejoe @Amnesia @ArvidGustavsson and so forth

I personally used to get them every half year - the last one I took was right before I got together with my ex, so I guess it’s time for another one now

Roughly once a year. But it gets old having to pretend to be gay to get the full test covered by insurance.

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

all the time

 

[Cali Yuga]

stds are a meme unless youre gay

 

[hebbewem]

all the time

Why you don't get pussy

 

[hebbewem]

After every guy i fuck

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Roughly once a year. But it gets old having to pretend to be gay to get the full test covered by insurance.

The tests are free here

Too scared to take it

Scared of the doctor or the results?

 

[Deleted]

Scared of the doctor or the results?

Result

 

[Foreverbrad]

What you don't know can't legally implicate you.

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Result

Damn, had that once as well after going raw once with a girl I knew slept around (I usually never do that without me not having proof of birth control or tests but I was drunk and she wanted to fuck without one and didn’t take no for an answer - big red flag) took me a week a month of paranoia to get tested. especially since I hate doctors, found out you can order the tests to your door here for free so that I could avoid the doctors and was like fuckit.jpeg

 

[Indo_Chad]

Just go for high class college bitches, they are very clean so no need to do std testing

 

[Deleted member 18840]

I only got tested once but i’m also very selective in the choice of my partner, and would go again if symptoms. Truth is i don’t like needles. I need to do a full blood test again too

 

[Deleted member 4362]

Never because I never have sex

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Just go for high class college bitches, they are very clean so no need to do std testing

You never know, if they’re on tinder and it still only takes a few messages to get them to you apartment they most likely slept with chad a week ago and you don’t know what kind of dumpster diving he did. I prefer being safe and respectful for my partners

 

[Deleted member 15067]

Averagejoe is immune to STDs because of his superior genetics and he only fucks models

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

I only got tested once but i’m also very selective in the choice of my partner, and would go again if symptoms. Truth is i don’t like needles. I need to do a full blood test again too

Hate needles as well, the thing is, you might be selective with your partners but you don’t know the history of the girl or the dudes that slept with the girl - I get the basics checked which doesn’t require needles but only peeing in a cup every 6 months and just take everything else once I have my yearly blood work done anyways

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Just go for high class college bitches, they are very clean so no need to do std testing

Very naive

 

[BigBiceps]

Need to get tested, but have been too high inhib. I'm terrified of the more serious STDs honestly.

 

[Deleted member 18776]

never cause only has aids the ones who get it tested

 

[Indo_Chad]

Very naive

Idk man I have never gotten tested. No symptoms or anything but I can have some asymptomatic ones

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Idk man I have never gotten tested. No symptoms or anything but I can have some asymptomatic ones

It’s not all stds that show symptoms tbh, imo better to be safe than sorry. Especially if you have multiple sex partners

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

For all danish lads use this site if you’re from Copenhagen or some of the places that qualify you for a free test, quick, easy and free to do

 

[Deleted member 16203]

The tests are free here

not in germany, only for gay guys and whores.

 

[Deleted member 16203]

Need to get tested, but have been too high inhib. I'm terrified of the more serious STDs honestly.

he's back.

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Back in uni, I had the same situation, chick would say go raw. But she put some white vax shit in her vagina and shit

Shit smelled so bad as well, but appearently it was spermicide or somethn. I do not know but I knew to get tested and never see psycho bitches again

It was marriage or nthn for me after that.

 

[Deleted member 16203]

chick would say go raw

huge red flag from my experience. whores never get tested.
I had a bitch, that insisted on me going raw, infect me with chlamydia and asked her afterwards if she didn't have any symptoms. Said she didn't think the burning pain when pissing was anything to be concerned about.

stupid slut.

 

[Deleted member 16960]

>streegereturn
>slayer

 

[BigBiceps]

huge red flag from my experience. whores never get tested.
I had a bitch, that insisted on me going raw, infect me with chlamydia and asked her afterwards if she didn't have any symptoms. Said she didn't think the burning pain when pissing was anything to be concerned about.

stupid slut.

Do you know what's the chance of STD if a condom breaks while pounding and you immediately pull out? I was with a too easy type of a chick and that nightmarish situation happened.

 

[Deleted member 16203]

Do you know what's the chance of STD if a condom breaks while pounding and you immediately pull out? I was with a too easy type of a chick and that nightmarish situation happened.

very low if you wash the dick afterwards and put on a new rubber before going back in. and even if you didn't wash it off, chances are pretty low.

 

[BigBiceps]

very low if you wash the dick afterwards and put on a new rubber before going back in. and even if you didn't wash it off, chances are pretty low.

Relieving to hear. I can't believe how fucking hard it's to find simple information like this. Have googled it so many times and the results are stupid bullshit like ''there's increased risk of stds or pregnancy if your condom breaks''.

 

[Deleted member 8365]

Question for some of the slayers in here

@StreegeReturn @averagejoe @Amnesia @ArvidGustavsson and so forth

I personally used to get them every half year - the last one I took was right before I got together with my ex, so I guess it’s time for another one now

Zina is haram

 

[MoggerGaston]

never, but if I do, I'll also have to fake being gay to get it for free.

only women and gay men get it for free in the netherlands.

 

[cekonerr]

huge red flag from my experience. whores never get tested.
I had a bitch, that insisted on me going raw, infect me with chlamydia and asked her afterwards if she didn't have any symptoms. Said she didn't think the burning pain when pissing was anything to be concerned about.

stupid slut.

This tbh.

Had sex with a girl the 2nd time I hung out with her, but put condom. 3rd time I hung out with her, she insisted on going raw, I asked if she was healthy, big mistake by me, found out later on the week I got infected with Chlamydia

You need real proof of STD's story of someone, and even then you're not fully sure you won't get any if she isn't serious with you or has malicious intentions

 

[Deleted member 11097]

Question for some of the slayers in here

@StreegeReturn @averagejoe @Amnesia @ArvidGustavsson and so forth

I personally used to get them every half year - the last one I took was right before I got together with my ex, so I guess it’s time for another one now

I pay a monthly fee to an association that gets your blood test done and shit for STDS, and I get checkups every month. Takes like 5 minutes

 

[Leo69]

You forgot to tag guys that destroy those guys in terms of slay count such as @Xangsane @ReadBooksEveryday and the biggest slayer on the entire forum @Leo69

You should know better.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Never. We all know why.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

For all danish lads use this site if you’re from Copenhagen or some of the places that qualify you for a free test, quick, easy and free to do

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I only understand "din bestilling er".

 

[Bvnny.]

You forgot to tag guys that destroy those guys in terms of slay count such as @Xangsane @Xangsane and the biggest slayer on the entire forum @Xangsane

You should know better.

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

I only understand "din verstilling er".

Oh, that’s just the confirmation site, but just took a screenshot as I was too lazy to copy and paste

 

[Oberyn]

once tbh no need to get tested. I went to get tested once because I saw disgusting liquid in my underwear. Apparently, I had chlamydia popped 2 antibiotics and I was as new as before.

 

[Bvnny.]

I never got a STD test because I always use condoms and shit the only girl I used to fuck raw was my last gf

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Oh, that’s just the confirmation site, but just took a screenshot as I was too lazy to copy and paste

I see haha, I just wanted to point out the similarities between Dutch and Danish but it makes sense since both are Germanic languages. In Dutch, we say "bestelling."

 

[Amnesia]

Only if there’s a symptom from me or a girl I slept with recently.

But never had an std even though girls I’ve slept with recently have been positive

 

[Prettyboy]

By gut feeling. I had scares in the past but I’m good

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Only if there’s a symptom from me or a girl I slept with recently.

But never had an std even though girls I’ve slept with recently have been positive

Havent had girl i slept with being positive (as far as i know), did you wait 2 weeks before the test for it to be accurate?

By gut feeling. I had scares in the past but I’m good

Had a few gut feelings/scares but luckily I never had a positive test for anything