HOW @REGRET GOT BANNED (SATIRE)

[jkxdy]

THE FALL OF @Regret​

In the frozen lands of the Forum, where warriors gathered beneath the banner of .org, there lived a Viking known as Regret.

He was feared across the village. Wherever he went, chaos followed.

One evening, Regret stormed through the village gates, breaking every rule in his path. He flooded the village with spam, started endless arguments, and posting NSFW for all the faggot normies to enjoy, a forbidden offense within the Forum.

The villagers cried out to the moderators:

"THE VIKING HAS GONE TOO FAR!"

The Moderator King finally raised the legendary Banhammer of Justice.

"Regret," he declared, "your raids against this village are over."

With one mighty strike, Regret was cast from the Forum.

The village celebrated. The fires burned, the villagers returned to their discussions, and peace was restored.

From that day forward, the legend was remembered:

"He entered as a Viking. He raided like a barbarian. And he fell to the Banhammer."

Spoiler: Regret

@Regret made me do this for some odd reason, so i just popped ts into ai and got this, now rep for my troubles

 

[ragingmanlet]

You’re a sad human being bro

 

[whiskers52]

Nigga wasted water for this

 

[threete]

make 10000 versions of this so that these stories kill atleast one polar bear

 

[scuderia]

THE FALL OF @Regret​

In the frozen lands of the Forum, where warriors gathered beneath the banner of .org, there lived a Viking known as Regret.

He was feared across the village. Wherever he went, chaos followed.

One evening, Regret stormed through the village gates, breaking every rule in his path. He flooded the village with spam, started endless arguments, and posting NSFW for all the faggot normies to enjoy, a forbidden offense within the Forum.

The villagers cried out to the moderators:

"THE VIKING HAS GONE TOO FAR!"

The Moderator King finally raised the legendary Banhammer of Justice.

"Regret," he declared, "your raids against this village are over."

With one mighty strike, Regret was cast from the Forum.

The village celebrated. The fires burned, the villagers returned to their discussions, and peace was restored.

From that day forward, the legend was remembered:

"He entered as a Viking. He raided like a barbarian. And he fell to the Banhammer."

Spoiler: Regret

@Regret made me do this for some odd reason, so i just popped ts into ai and got this, now rep for my troubles

One polar bear down

 

[jkxdy]

You’re a sad human being bro

same nigga that dressed up in a baby costume and put a pacifier in his mouth btw