How retarded do you have to be to get caught with stolen CRYPTO

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You legit gotta have 5 iq.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT BRAG AND USE A METHOD TO WASH THAT SHIT ETC
(you could legit just hold it in multiple non kyc wallets and every time you want to use that money (BUYING SHIT THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO ATTACH YOUR NAME TOO AKA NO HOUSES / CARS) JUST FUCKING HAVE SOME RETARD ON A FORUM DO KYC FOR YOU FOR 30$ SO YOU CAN GET A CRYPTO BASED CARD U CAN USE ON APPLE PAY (ON A SEPARATE ICLOUD) AND FUCKING USE THAT TO BUY YOUR GUCCI SLIDES OR WHATEVER WITH A FAKE NAME.
 
nigga yeah and the kyc faggots gonna get raided and connecting the card to u prob wont be hard

also wont work at all for houses/cars and whats the point if u cant buy either of those
 
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this post is 5 iq also
 
nigga they can trace crypto
 
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nigga yeah and the kyc faggots gonna get raided and connecting the card to u prob wont be hard

also wont work at all for houses/cars and whats the point if u cant buy either of those
How to not get your shit connected to you: Considering you have at least thousands in stolen crypto you can most likely use your legal money to buy a 250$ android phone / old iphone with cash that can run telegram or whatever you use to talk to the kyc guy. You buy a sim with cash at a store or get someone else to buy one for you. Add sim to phone. Buy a russian number from a sms service that accepts crypto (aka most of them). Make tg account or whatever you use to talk to kyc guy and verify it with the russian number. After you get your kyc crypto card you add it to another old iphone's apple pay. Buy a esim with crypto (just search on google). Add esim to iphone for internet. Throw away phone you used for the kyc shit. on apple pay phone use a vpn (mullvad cause crypto payment). After using some ammount of money throw it away too and rinse and repeat. Id give a better more detailed method but dont want to end up on any list
 
nigga they can trace crypto
Tracing crypto transactions IS possible as they are transparent. HOWEVER
If you keep your shit in NON kyc wallets that does not matter.
100% of the cases where crypto has been succesfully traced , it didn't actually get "traced" because of the police using some tech shit.
I was because of opsec issues on the end of the guy having the crypto.
If you are low key about everything and dont connect it to yourself IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM
 
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nigga yeah and the kyc faggots gonna get raided and connecting the card to u prob wont be hard

also wont work at all for houses/cars and whats the point if u cant buy either of those
(read other reply first) Also most kyc shit isnt actually a guy doing it himself he is most likely using some indian. + for your second point yes you might want to buy houses / cars but you can also use the crypto (and slowly wash it in years) to simply live a really nice life.
Here is how:

You get at least a part time job or a low paying online job so you can prove to your gouvernment that you have enough money
for living (aka rent, a medium ammount of decent food, and transport if you want).

You use your crypto money to:
Go to fancy restaurants (without posting on social media obvs)
Get clothes (NO 50k rolex n shit or anything very fancy but you can get clothing up to 300$ without much suspicion (if you ever get asked say its fake)
buy computer etc
Basically any non show off transaction that isn't gonna be tied to your name.
 
(read other reply first) Also most kyc shit isnt actually a guy doing it himself he is most likely using some indian. + for your second point yes you might want to buy houses / cars but you can also use the crypto (and slowly wash it in years) to simply live a really nice life.
Here is how:

You get at least a part time job or a low paying online job so you can prove to your gouvernment that you have enough money
for living (aka rent, a medium ammount of decent food, and transport if you want).

You use your crypto money to:
Go to fancy restaurants (without posting on social media obvs)
Get clothes (NO 50k rolex n shit or anything very fancy but you can get clothing up to 300$ without much suspicion (if you ever get asked say its fake)
buy computer etc
Basically any non show off transaction that isn't gonna be tied to your name.
ye thats kinda buns though u should ideally actually launder the money

whats the point of being a crypto badboy if ur not gonna flex
 
You legit gotta have 5 iq.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT BRAG AND USE A METHOD TO WASH THAT SHIT ETC
(you could legit just hold it in multiple non kyc wallets and every time you want to use that money (BUYING SHIT THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO ATTACH YOUR NAME TOO AKA NO HOUSES / CARS) JUST FUCKING HAVE SOME RETARD ON A FORUM DO KYC FOR YOU FOR 30$ SO YOU CAN GET A CRYPTO BASED CARD U CAN USE ON APPLE PAY (ON A SEPARATE ICLOUD) AND FUCKING USE THAT TO BUY YOUR GUCCI SLIDES OR WHATEVER WITH A FAKE NAME.
yeah totally that ez bro:lul:
 
You legit gotta have 5 iq.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT BRAG AND USE A METHOD TO WASH THAT SHIT ETC
(you could legit just hold it in multiple non kyc wallets and every time you want to use that money (BUYING SHIT THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO ATTACH YOUR NAME TOO AKA NO HOUSES / CARS) JUST FUCKING HAVE SOME RETARD ON A FORUM DO KYC FOR YOU FOR 30$ SO YOU CAN GET A CRYPTO BASED CARD U CAN USE ON APPLE PAY (ON A SEPARATE ICLOUD) AND FUCKING USE THAT TO BUY YOUR GUCCI SLIDES OR WHATEVER WITH A FAKE NAME.
your are 5 iq, to "wash" crypto you need to exchange a lot of times to moreno and multiple cryptos, use mixers and then you can say they are clean.
Apart from using a different proxy or vpn ip in each exchange, and if you can different device too
After that i wouldnt even recommend using a kyc based exchanges
 
crypto is easily traceable
 
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your are 5 iq, to "wash" crypto you need to exchange a lot of times to moreno and multiple cryptos, use mixers and then you can say they are clean.
Apart from using a different proxy or vpn ip in each exchange, and if you can different device too
After that i wouldnt even recommend using a kyc based exchanges
NIGGER WHEN THE FUCK DID I TALK ABOUT WASHING IT (yes i did mention it if you wanted to do it)
I can describe a method that will work about using it but cant do it here as i dont want to get on a list (add me on signal if you want).

ALSO AS I SAID YOU SHOULD NOT USE YOUR OWN KYC
bro at least if you are gonna hate call me a faggot or something dont just comment dumb shit after reading 3 words and not trying to understand what I am saying

(EDIT: I TAUGHT YOU WAS REPLYING TO SOMETHING ELSE READ THERE SHOULD BE A REPLY ABOVE WHERE I EXPLAIN HOW YOU CAN SPEND THAT SHIT)
 
NIGGER WHEN THE FUCK DID I TALK ABOUT WASHING IT (yes i did mention it if you wanted to do it)
I can describe a method that will work about using it but cant do it here as i dont want to get on a list (add me on signal if you want).

ALSO AS I SAID YOU SHOULD NOT USE YOUR OWN KYC
bro at least if you are gonna hate call me a faggot or something dont just comment dumb shit after reading 3 words and not trying to understand what I am saying
nigga you said, muh just go to dinner muh just buy nike techs.
Everything in crypto is traceable
 
crypto is easily traceable
Tracing crypto transactions IS possible as they are transparent. HOWEVER
If you keep your shit in NON kyc wallets that does not matter.
100% of the cases where crypto has been succesfully traced , it didn't actually get "traced" because of the police using some tech shit.
I was because of opsec issues on the end of the guy having the crypto.
If you are low key about everything and dont connect it to yourself IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM
crypto is easily traceable
How to not get your shit connected to you: Considering you have at least thousands in stolen crypto you can most likely use your legal money to buy a 250$ android phone / old iphone with cash that can run telegram or whatever you use to talk to the kyc guy. You buy a sim with cash at a store or get someone else to buy one for you. Add sim to phone. Buy a russian number from a sms service that accepts crypto (aka most of them). Make tg account or whatever you use to talk to kyc guy and verify it with the russian number. After you get your kyc crypto card you add it to another old iphone's apple pay. Buy a esim with crypto (just search on google). Add esim to iphone for internet. Throw away phone you used for the kyc shit. on apple pay phone use a vpn (mullvad cause crypto payment). After using some ammount of money throw it away too and rinse and repeat. Id give a better more detailed method but dont want to end up on any list
 
nigga you said, muh just go to dinner muh just buy nike techs.
Everything in crypto is traceable
im tired of pasting the same shit over and over there is a reply about traceability here read it.
also about how to pay for shit without ever doing and kyc (with a apple pay setup)
 
You legit gotta have 5 iq.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT BRAG AND USE A METHOD TO WASH THAT SHIT ETC
(you could legit just hold it in multiple non kyc wallets and every time you want to use that money (BUYING SHIT THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO ATTACH YOUR NAME TOO AKA NO HOUSES / CARS) JUST FUCKING HAVE SOME RETARD ON A FORUM DO KYC FOR YOU FOR 30$ SO YOU CAN GET A CRYPTO BASED CARD U CAN USE ON APPLE PAY (ON A SEPARATE ICLOUD) AND FUCKING USE THAT TO BUY YOUR GUCCI SLIDES OR WHATEVER WITH A FAKE NAME.
buy a virtual card (no kyc at uquid) buy with crypto, deliver to random address, you can always add crypto to it , withdraw as cash at atm's. :p I’m not paying taxes to dirty Jews
 
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buy a virtual card (no kyc at uquid) buy with crypto, deliver to random address, you can always add crypto to it , withdraw as cash at atm's. :p I’m not paying taxes to dirty Jews
HUGE T HUGE IQ
 
im tired of pasting the same shit over and over there is a reply about traceability here read it.
also about how to pay for shit without ever doing and kyc (with a apple pay setup)
its still treaceable , look at all the people that got caught doing it
 
its still treaceable , look at all the people that got caught doing it
brother most of them are opsec retards.
If you brag on story with rolex working a shitty job or use kyc of your grandma / buy car ofc you get caught
 

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