How should I keep my hapa friend my dog?

[Deleted member 685]

Everytime I roast him he comes back to my nose because he doesn't have anything else, it doesn't have any value but it annoys me and I call him slanty eye or chink everytime he says it. I need to keep him my dog and kiss my feet.

He also unironically wants to go to the US with me because he believes he'll be a chad with our height (hes 5'10 I'm 5'11 JFL)

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

Gay homosexual

 

[Deleted member 685]

Gay homosexual

That's indeed what he is son.

 

[Deleted member 2403]

He will go ER

 

[Deleted member 685]

He will go ER

Tbh
Just kidding we are good friends and joke to each other