HOW SUSHI DETERMINES WHETHER U ARE HIGH T OR LOW T

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when you order a sushi or roll set, they usually throw in soy sauce, wasabi and ginger. to figure out if you’re high T or low T just look at one thing:
1. if you dip a piece of sushi or a roll in soy sauce, congratulations: you’ve just taken a lethal dose of phytoestrogens that nukes your testosterone, lowers it, and spikes your estrogen now youre gonna grow bigger tits than your school lunch lady
2. if you eat the ginger, congratulations: youre a true high T monster ready to fuck every pussy; ginger boosts testosterone, and your male hormones rejoice at every bite
3. if you go for the wasabi, youre a fucking green alien just like that wasabi so get the fuck off this planet.

so whenever you order sushi and eat it with someone or a group of people you can always use my method to determine whether they are dominant alpha males or estrogen fueled omegas who can be bossed around
 
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when you order a sushi or roll set, they usually throw in soy sauce, wasabi and ginger. to figure out if you’re high T or low T just look at one thing:
1. if you dip a piece of sushi or a roll in soy sauce, congratulations: you’ve just taken a lethal dose of phytoestrogens that nukes your testosterone, lowers it, and spikes your estrogen now youre gonna grow bigger tits than your school lunch lady
2. if you eat the ginger, congratulations: youre a true high T monster ready to fuck every pussy; ginger boosts testosterone, and your male hormones rejoice at every bite
3. if you go for the wasabi, youre a fucking green alien just like that wasabi so get the fuck off this planet.

so whenever you order sushi and eat it with someone or a group of people you can always use my method to determine whether they are dominant alpha males or estrogen fueled omegas who can be bossed around
I hope you put as much effort in your essays in school as you do with this bull shit💀
 

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this made me Quit soy sauce on sushi, will now use Menstural fluids
 
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If you can eat the insides of the sushi while keeping the rice and seaweed intact and in the same formation it shows off your tongue skills and thus your high testorone level
 
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If you can eat the insides of the sushi while keeping the rice and seaweed intact and in the same formation it shows off your tongue skills and thus your high testorone level
jus say u love eatin pussy
 
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