How tall was Satan?

Vermilioncore

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I think he was 5’11 but it wouldn’t surprise me if that evil mofo was like 6’8

Idk why god made him so handsome, if i was god I would have made the Devil a short ugly cuck with a deformed sock
 
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I think he was 5’11 but it wouldn’t surprise me if that evil mofo was like 6’8

Idk why god made him so handsome, if i was god I would have made the Devil a short ugly cuck with a deformed sock
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