How tf are you supposed to be open Oysters?

[thereallegend]

I wanna eat raw oysters to looksmax but it’s impossible to open

Don’t tell me to soak it in city water

@Rawprimalooks
@Beastimmung
@dimorphism

 

[BrahminBoss]

fry it in tallow

 

[thereallegend]

fry it in tallow

Tallow is a processed product

I don’t wanna cook it

Wanna eat it raw

I have a dozen oysters and could only open 1 of Them

 

[tigrxs]

Tallow is a processed product

I don’t wanna cook it

Wanna eat it raw

I have a dozen oysters and could only open 1 of Them

find a tutorial on YouTube

 

[thereallegend]

find a tutorial on YouTube

I look at one but it didn’t work

I don’t have a shucker knife

 

[tigrxs]

I look at one but it didn’t work

I don’t have a shucker knife

use a normal knife

 

[thereallegend]

use a normal knife

I did I need help man

 

[tigrxs]

I did I need help man

google says use a screw driver

 

[Rawprimalooks]

I wanna eat raw oysters to looksmax but it’s impossible to open

Don’t tell me to soak it in city water

@Rawprimalooks
@Beastimmung
@dimorphism

there is special knife to buy for oysters

 

[Manletmachine]

stop eating like a schizo

 

[MaestheticMaso]

You’re going to get sick