How tf do I bulk

[schizowillascend]

School food has like 100 calories
And my dad makes low calorie food because he is on a diet

I NEED to bulk up

So is there anything I can start eating to get up to 3k calories daily?

 

[schizowillascend]

Up

 

[gymcel64]

There is no secret you just have to eat like a pig, get your dad to buy more food, and cook it yourself, eggs and chicken and lots of meat and all that bullshit

 

[The Homelander]

eat more than u burn

 

[shakara]

If you get ur own money buy high calorie low volume food or make ur own food generally

 

[The Homelander]

There is no secret you just have to eat like a pig, get your dad to buy more food, and cook it yourself, eggs and chicken and lots of meat and all that bullshit

don’t fucking listen to this retard he wants to make you an ugly obese fuck
listen to me nigga do a slow bulk and clean food
also blast steroids nigger or you’re always gonna be a framecel manlet

 

[The Homelander]

School food has like 100 calories
And my dad makes low calorie food because he is on a diet

no fycking wonder your body never got enough calories to grow taller than 5’6
how fucking sad

 

[schizowillascend]

no fycking wonder your body never got enough calories to grow taller than 5’6
how fucking sad

I am 5’8 and my growth plates aren’t closed , and this low calorie diet is recent

 

[schizowillascend]

no fycking wonder your body never got enough calories to grow taller than 5’6
how fucking sad

Do you think bulking now will let me see any height increase

 

[gymcel64]

don’t fucking listen to this retard he wants to make you an ugly obese fuck
listen to me nigga do a slow bulk and clean food
also blast steroids nigger or you’re always gonna be a framecel manlet

I never said to eat unhealthy fast food and shit, you utter shithead.
Don't listen to this ultimate cuck that lives in a room with no windows and pisses in bottles because he is a lazy fat fuck that can't even go to the toilet.

 

[The Homelander]

I am 5’8 and my growth plates aren’t closed , and this low calorie diet is recent

yeah yeah whatever nigga
-testosterone 500mg
-ai
-hcg
-gh

u can be probably 5’10 at least with roids
and get a lot of muscle without having to eat like a slob

 

[schizowillascend]

yeah yeah whatever nigga
-testosterone 500mg
-ai
-hcg
-gh

u can be probably 5’10 at least with roids
and get a lot of muscle without having to eat like a slob

How tall you think I’ll be without roids?

 

[schizowillascend]

yeah yeah whatever nigga
-testosterone 500mg
-ai
-hcg
-gh

u can be probably 5’10 at least with roids
and get a lot of muscle without having to eat like a slob

Thing is I don’t wanna fuck up my health

 

[The Homelander]

Do you think bulking now will let me see any height increase

maybe
don’t take that risk tho
you are going to fucking regret it
also with roids you’ll always get taller

 

[The Homelander]

Thing is I don’t wanna fuck up my health

not how that works nigga if you do A LOT of research beforehand

 

[The Homelander]

How tall you think I’ll be without roids?

age?

 

[schizowillascend]

maybe
don’t take that risk tho
you are going to fucking regret it
also with roids you’ll always get taller

Roids are expensive and unhealthy and I can’t get bloodwork done cuz my dads a doctor

 

[schizowillascend]

age?

Turned 16 recently so I am 16.15

 

[The Homelander]

Nigga looks like he has the most potential but got nerfed by malnutrition
roids will make u a chadlits at least

 

[The Homelander]

Roids are expensive and unhealthy and I can’t get bloodwork done cuz my dads a doctor

not my problem i’m just letting u know that it’s an option
if u choose to remain short so be it
also roids are cheap as fuck

 

[schizowillascend]

Nigga looks like he has the most potential but got nerfed by malnutrition
roids will make u a chadlits at least

Rly?

 

[schizowillascend]

not my problem i’m just letting u know that it’s an option
if u choose to remain short so be it
also roids are cheap as fuck

How long do I gotta roid for like 3 months?

 

[The Homelander]

Turned 16 recently so I am 16.15

maybe you can grow taller by basic healthmaxxes
-no stress
-gym but don’t overdo
-enough calories and slight bulk
-track macronutrients and micronutrients
-especially important thing is to eat enough carbs
-and sleep 9 hours at least
this will maximize chances of natural growth

 

[The Homelander]

Rly?

yeah nigga

 

[Deleted member 102563]

Just est evyerhting u see

 

[The Homelander]

How long do I gotta roid for like 3 months?

longer probably
longer=more results and chance of growing
ALSO DO UR FUCKING RESEARCH DO A LOT OF FUCKING RESEARCH BECAUSE U COUKD RUIN UR LIFE IF U TAKE ROIDS BLINDLY

 

[schizowillascend]

longer probably
longer=more results and chance of growing
ALSO DO UR FUCKING RESEARCH DO A LOT OF FUCKING RESEARCH BECAUSE U COUKD RUIN UR LIFE IF U TAKE ROIDS BLINDLY

I have like 500$ to my name at most is that enough

 

[The Homelander]

I have like 500$ to my name at most is that enough

yeah that’s enough for some little time but long term you need to wageslave a little more
have a stable income even if it’s only $1k a month

 

[schizowillascend]

yeah that’s enough for some little time but long term you need to wageslave a little more
have a stable income even if it’s only $1k a month

I am 16 how am I gonna do that

 

[The Homelander]

yeah that’s enough for some little time but long term you need to wageslave a little more
have a stable income even if it’s only $1k a month

u need to have wiggle room
i’m not saying you will need the entire $1k for roids
but also think about your meals and protein and gym membership etc

 

[The Homelander]

I am 16 how am I gonna do that

u can get a job
anywhere
minimum wage

 

[The Homelander]

u need to have wiggle room
i’m not saying you will need the entire $1k for roids
but also think about your meals and protein and gym membership etc

@maxlooksmax read this

 

[schizowillascend]

u need to have wiggle room
i’m not saying you will need the entire $1k for roids
but also think about your meals and protein and gym membership etc

Do you think 3 months of roiding will get me to low chadlite and 5’10?

 

[The Homelander]

Do you think 3 months of roiding will get me to low chadlite and 5’10?

hell no for height gains ur gonna need more than that 3 months
probably a year

 

[schizowillascend]

hell no for height gains ur gonna need more than that 3 months
probably a year

But face gains,

 

[got.daim]

School food has like 100 calories
And my dad makes low calorie food because he is on a diet

I NEED to bulk up

So is there anything I can start eating to get up to 3k calories daily?

16 inches is brutal, just eat i guess

 

[The Homelander]

But face gains,

Yeah u will get decent face gains in 3 months nothing too crazy and not chad lite
u will only be chad lite if you get to 6 foot
only way to do that is a year of roiding
not guaranteeing anything and everything u do is by ur own will

 

[The Homelander]

16 inches is brutal, just eat i guess

“just eat bro” fucking autistic ass nigga
yeah bro eating more food is what brings the height gains
hey why don’t you try that then

 

[schizowillascend]

Yeah u will get decent face gains in 3 months nothing too crazy and not chad lite
u will only be chad lite if you get to 6 foot
only way to do that is a year of roiding
not guaranteeing anything and everything u do is by ur own will

So you think I’ll be a 6ft chadlite if I just roid?

 

[The Homelander]

So you think I’ll be a 6ft chadlite if I just roid?

hell yeah brother

 

[got.daim]

“just eat bro” fucking autistic ass nigga
yeah bro eating more food is what brings the height gains
hey why don’t you try that then

yeah it works

 

[schizowillascend]

hell yeah brother

How long roofing

 

[The Homelander]

So you think I’ll be a 6ft chadlite if I just roid?

it’s gonna take a year tho
also there’s a slight chance u might not grow at all or only grow a little
so it’s up to you
growth is genetic but roids help

 

[schizowillascend]

Roiding

 

[The Homelander]

yeah it works

special needs

 

[schizowillascend]

it’s gonna take a year tho
also there’s a slight chance u might not grow at all or only grow a little
so it’s up to you
growth is genetic but roids help

I mean if I don’t roid I’ll be like 5’9-5’10 low chadlite anyway

 

[RapeAllFemales]

Blast roids

 

[The Homelander]

I mean if I don’t roid I’ll be like 5’9-5’10 low chadlite anyway

probably not also without roids u r gonna still be a frame cel
ur gonna have a narrow frame for the rest of your life and get mogged by an ogre chad everywhere you go

 

[schizowillascend]

probably not also without roids u r gonna still be a frame cel
ur gonna have a narrow frame for the rest of your life and get mogged by an ogre chad everywhere you go

5’9-5’10 is what I’m supposed to grow to it’s literally only 1-2 inches

And low chadlite I am like mid htn , pretty sure I can just softmaxx and age

But yeah your right my frame will always be cuck

 

[The Homelander]

5’9-5’10 is what I’m supposed to grow to it’s literally only 1-2 inches

And low chadlite I am like mid htn , pretty sure I can just softmaxx and age

But yeah your right my frame will always be cuck

In this day and age, steroids are the only way to not be a framecel