How the average person talks

[Deleted member 21467]

Hi how are you

good and you

I feel like I’ve seen you before do I know you?

Erm probably not anyways my names Joshua but people call me Josh

Well it’s good to see you Josh my names Buttcrack

Hahahahah what kinda fuckin name is buttcrack

No please stop laughing at me

HEY LOOK EVERYBODY THIS GUYS NAME IS BUTTCRACK!

BUTTCRACK! BUTTCRACK! BUTTCRACK..

(buttcrack starts crying) No please leave me alone

BUTTCRACK! BUTTCRACK! BUTTCRACK! BUTTCRACK!

 

[Deleted member 76870]

his name was actually cracked butt

 

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i don't get the point of these greetings in the form of a question. like anyone really gives a shit how anyone is doing/feeling. just say hi

it would be great if people could say god be praised, god save and other religious things as greetings but redditor normies will get offended

 

[Deleted member 21467]

i don't get the point of these greetings in the form of a question. like anyone really gives a shit how anyone is doing/feeling. just say hi

it would be great if people could say god be praised, god save and other religious things as greetings but redditor normies will get offended

people are mandated to say these things to build trust with others

it makes people feel good when you ask how they’re doing in their personal life, even if you could give two sh**s about them