HOW THE FUCK DO I BECOME AN INTERNATIONAL STUDENT (EU TO USA)

[kaistillover]

DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY CLUE

+HOW THE FUCK CAN I CONVINCE MY PARENTS

I’D KILL TO ESCAPE MY SHITHOLE AND HAVE A TASTE OF THE US

 

[Foodiepill]

“How do I go from heaven to super hell?”

 

[brushstrokecrusader]

what would ur budget be? and how r ur grades? its defo possible

 

[wubbalubbadubdub007]

“How do I go from heaven to super hell?”

depends on where in the eu he is

 

[fm30366]

DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY CLUE

+HOW THE FUCK CAN I CONVINCE MY PARENTS

I’D KILL TO ESCAPE MY SHITHOLE AND HAVE A TASTE OF THE US

nigger the us is buns

 

[kaistillover]

“How do I go from heaven to super hell?”

you mean from hell to heaven

eu sucks hot ass its hypergamy central

 

[kaistillover]

what would ur budget be? and how r ur grades? its defo possible

budget is like 20k ig idk depends how much my dad would be ready to spendI defo got the funds for it

 

[kaistillover]

depends on where in the eu he is

balkans

 

[kaistillover]

nigger the us is buns

dude no

the us seems like heaven I’d kill to be there

 

[undisputedlltn]

DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY CLUE

+HOW THE FUCK CAN I CONVINCE MY PARENTS

I’D KILL TO ESCAPE MY SHITHOLE AND HAVE A TASTE OF THE US

Go to usa and you'll become an international student

 

[iblameEDAR]

balkans

Alr hell on earth and if ur in western balkans its shortcel hell avg height is 6'1"

 

[kaistillover]

Alr hell on earth and if ur in western balkans its shortcel hell avg height is 6'1"

yeah exactlyI’m 5’fucking8 dude imagine my shitty life

 

[AllEyes]

balkans

what country?

 

[brushstrokecrusader]

budget is like 20k ig idk depends how much my dad would be ready to spendI defo got the funds for it

look up "christ school" Arden, USA, Nc and pm me

 

[kaistillover]

what country?

shh

 

[kaistillover]

look up "christ school" Arden, USA, Nc and pm me

damn alr bet thank you bhai

 

[fm30366]

dude no

the us seems like heaven I’d kill to be there

bro if ur worried abt hypergamy in eu the usa is gonna be brutal for u plus all the fake gangsters there jfl

 

[kaistillover]

bro if ur worried abt hypergamy in eu the usa is gonna be brutal for u plus all the fake gangsters there jfl

the fake gangsters in the eu are much worse lol

I can feel the US inside my BONES bro, especially since I’ve been in an international school before… I want to expirience new shit anyways, plus my life here rn is rock bottom (kinda)

can’t get worse than this

 

[CheezyPoof]

Look at the partner unis in the US for your local uni. Then enroll locally, then sign up for the exchange program. You will pay your normal *local* uni fees but can go to the US for the exchange. Once you’re there there’s probably ways to stick around if you like it. If you remain till the last year I believe there’s also a visa that’ll let you work in the US right after graduation. So go find a job even if it’s shit and stick it out because at this point if you remain long enough eventually there’ll be opportunities so you can get a green card. Then just remain a few years and you can get citizenship. If you find a cutie in the meantime and marry it’s even easier

 

[TheSadAlbanian]

bro is feining for USA bot lobbies

 

[kaistillover]

Look at the partner unis in the US for your local uni. Then enroll locally, then sign up for the exchange program. You will pay your normal *local* uni fees but can go to the US for the exchange. Once you’re there there’s probably ways to stick around if you like it.

interesting thanks for this

 

[kaistillover]

bro is feining for USA bot lobbies

I genuinely am LMAO shit there seems so fun

 

[TheSadAlbanian]

I genuinely am LMAO shit there seems so fun

true, im just waiting for trump to be out of office so i can go to usa again

 

[fm30366]

the fake gangsters in the eu are much worse lol

I can feel the US inside my BONES bro, especially since I’ve been in an international school before… I want to expirience new shit anyways, plus my life here rn is rock bottom (kinda)

can’t get worse than this

oh ya i forgot abt them eu gangsters bro

ig usa is the better option but eu the cities and everything look so much nicer

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

The foreign exchange or semester abroad option is great because you can get it paid for and organized by the school, but I don't know if that's common in your country. If you have the money you can come on a temporary visa pretty easily. Getting around in america with no car is a huge pain in the ass, only New York, chicago and San Francisco have even a half decent train system. And those cities are awful to be in

If you call the US embassy they genuinely give good information on the specifics. Most government offices are just useless but the embassy is always helpful

 

[CheezyPoof]

Another thing you can do is just go to liberal states, overstay your visa, now you’re an illegal and you can pay *in state tuition* (ie low fees) and study. Because you’re an illegal getting a normal visa now will be hard though (but you can get a drivers license, bank account and live fairly normally). Best option is to marry and have kids. Then you can apply for residency and make the case that moving back to your home country would be hard on the kids and you’ll get residency. Then after a few years you get citizenship. Make sure you have applied for an ITIN all these years so even though you’re illegal you pay your taxes and Uncle Sam will be happy.

Another option if you’re still young is just take a flight, say you were born in the US but never got a birth certificate. Then they will ask for verification so you have to pay some person to claim they were there when you were born (eg a midwife for birth at home, another good one is a fake baptism record). Then they will create a birth certificate after the fact. Then with the certificate go and get some more docs like a library card. Then apply for an ssn, then go get your drivers license, then go and apply for a passport. Is the US citizen registry really this shit? Yes it is. If they wonder why you only got an ssn so late , if you’re white you can say you grew up Amish.

Besides all this there’s also the normie option of doing the green card “diversity” lottery every year. But chances of you getting are low . However there’s a loophole for Arabs and Asians : Arabic or Asian language to English transliteration is flexible. Eg Muhammad can be spelled in countless ways; Muhammad, Mohammed, Mahmoud, Muhammed etc). Same with last names. So when you do the lottery you apply 100 times with variations of the name. Now changes of being picked will be 100 times higher. So good chance they’ll send an invite for the interview. You need some basic things like a high school diploma and no criminal record (which they usually can’t check anyway ). Then you get a green card and after a few years you can get citizenship.

 

[kaistillover]

true, im just waiting for trump to be out of office so i can go to usa again

too long not enough time

fuck that I’m going ASAPPPP fuck EU bro

 

[kaistillover]

oh ya i forgot abt them eu gangsters bro

ig usa is the better option but eu the cities and everything look so much nicer

yeah thays understandable ofc european culture is just insane

and as much as I love it, I’m tired of it, fuck my shitty small towns I want to be with the ‘MERICANS

 

[kaistillover]

The foreign exchange or semester abroad option is great because you can get it paid for and organized by the school, but I don't know if that's common in your country. If you have the money you can come on a temporary visa pretty easily. Getting around in america with no car is a huge pain in the ass, only New York, chicago and San Francisco have even a half decent train system. And those cities are awful to be in

If you call the US embassy they genuinely give good information on the specifics. Most government offices are just useless but the embassy is always helpful

thanks for this

 

[kaistillover]

Another thing you can do is just go to liberal states, overstay your visa, now you’re an illegal and you can pay *in state tuition* (ie low fees) and study. Because you’re an illegal getting a normal visa now will be hard though (but you can get a drivers license, bank account and live fairly normally). Best option is to marry and have kids. Then you can apply for residency and make the case that moving back to your home country would be hard on the kids and you’ll get residency. Then after a few years you get citizenship. Make sure you have applied for an ITIN all these years so even though you’re illegal you pay your taxes and Uncle Sam will be happy.

Another option if you’re still young is just take a flight, say you were born in the US but never got a birth certificate. Then they will ask for verification so you have to pay some person to claim they were there when you were born (eg a midwife for birth at home, another good one is a fake baptism record). Then they will create a birth certificate after the fact. Then with the certificate go and get some more docs like a library card. Then apply for an ssn, then go get your drivers license, then go and apply for a passport. Is the US citizen registry really this shit? Yes it is. If they wonder why you only got an ssn so late , if you’re white you can say you grew up Amish.

holy fuck wait thats acc so high iq I’ll be using this if my life ever goes south JFLL

 

[160cmcurry]

depends on where ur gonna be

 

[kaistillover]

depends on where ur gonna be

idrc lol as long as it’s the US

each individual part of the US seems so cool and interesting idk I’m usawashed

 

[CheezyPoof]

holy fuck wait thats acc so high iq I’ll be using this if my life ever goes south JFLL

Np bro I edited it with even more hacks jfl. Maybe people will whine and say why do you post this but really the problem is the shit US immigration system which rewards not giving a shit about the rules.

 

[CheezyPoof]

idrc lol as long as it’s the US

each individual part of the US seems so cool and interesting idk I’m usawashed

If you go the uni route (ie the legal one) , the southern states are more based. My uni had an exchange with Ole Miss for example and it’s great. The south is more fun and less elitist than the coasts. And don’t bother with Ivy League bs. If you study something useful you can land a job doesn’t matter if you did some prestigious uni or not.

 

[CheezyPoof]

Fuck it ill post some more hacks , even for real Americans:

If you’re American and want cheap uni: go and convert to Mormonism. Now you can go to BYU for cheap because guess what the insanely rich LDS church will subsidize your tuition jfl. (They will think you’ll be forking over 10% of your income for the rest of your life to the church after uni, but you won’t) If you’re lucky you might even find a nice Mormon girl who knows? And if you’re a degenerate you can then convert to flds and have multiple wives (but do this after uni). Maybe you can even do this if you’re not American idk, that might be a really good route actually.

Another hack is this: you have a problem: your parents are rich and you live in a liberal state so now you have to pay tuition for the rich people, not subsidized. Ok, now think of any family member (preferably) who is an adult but poor. Can be your older brother who plays Xbox all day. Now go and request custody is transferred to that person. Congrats, you are now the son of a poor “parent” and the state will pay for your tuition.