how the fuck do I buy roids underage

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nigga all these helprs I don't have a credit card I don't have a bank account I just have cash and crypto oh muh buy gh with crypto well where the fuck am I gonna buy the mini fridge the needles
 
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You don't that's the trick
 
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Get an adult looksmaxxer friend who lives close to you
 
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nigga all these helprs I don't have a credit card I don't have a bank account I just have cash and crypto oh muh buy gh with crypto well where the fuck am I gonna buy the mini fridge the needles
Roids are cope
 
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Lie about your age
 
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Have you even stepped foot in a gym yet, or is this your supposed “pre workout”
I'm too lazy I need to framemog Beckie's in middle school
 
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This forum is filled with kids smh
 
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dude.. what? No underground lab is checking your age and nearly all of them prefer crypto payments :feelswat: get the mini fridge from best buy or something
 
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I'm too lazy I need to framemog Beckie's in middle school
Hit the gym for at least a month first Jesus Christ, let alone a year.

Health is wealth, don’t just take roids and destroy your health, when you can just get to that level of physique naturally (lazy test level).
 
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Hit the gym for at least a month first Jesus Christ, let alone a year.

Health is wealth, don’t just take roids and destroy your health, when you can just get to that level of physique naturally (lazy test level).
okay.....:feelswah::feelswah:
 
well unc you wouldn't be here if u did this as a kid
What take roids, without educating yourself on it and being a lazy fuck, yes because he’d be fucking dead/ have roped.

Taking test can close your growth plates btw
 
What take roids, without educating yourself on it and being a lazy fuck, yes because he’d be fucking dead/ have roped.

Taking test can close your growth plates btw
I'm taking growth hormone clavicualr said so to do
 
use solcard

tard
 
You have school tomorrow, do your homework and get offline, son
 
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just dont bro. i couldnt figure out how to do it either when i was 16 on here and ended up starting at 19 bc of it and honestly accrued so much knowledge by then i was able to do it much more intelligently than if i had rushed it.


not mentioning my sarm cycles and prohormones cycles i did ofc lol bc thats all i had access to but i fucked myself up in multiple ways as a teen doing that
 
search up solcard

???

ughh
can it be a hidden card so my mom doesn't see half of her income on Wells Fargo is going to Chinese gh and insulin needles
 
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just dont bro. i couldnt figure out how to do it either when i was 16 on here and ended up starting at 19 bc of it and honestly accrued so much knowledge by then i was able to do it much more intelligently than if i had rushed it.


not mentioning my sarm cycles and prohormones cycles i did ofc lol bc thats all i had access to but i fucked myself up in multiple ways as a teen doing that
I cant be short I need to physique mog also
 
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can it be a hidden card so my mom doesn't see half of her income on Wells Fargo is going to Chinese gh and insulin needles
solcard is a shitty alternative to a prepaid card

and you basically top it up with crypto

and u sign up and make the account with ur email and shit

no kyc afaik

and if u have crypto it shouldnt tie back to ur mum
 
I cant be short I need to physique mog also
hgh or igf1 are unlikely to make you more tall if you aren't already because height is moreso attributed to igf-1 and igf-2 receptor response (genetics) as opposed to a surplus of it
 
hgh or igf1 are unlikely to make you more tall if you aren't already because height is moreso attributed to igf-1 and igf-2 receptor response (genetics) as opposed to a surplus of it
I'm not I'm on the shorter end but doctors don't prescribe sicnce I'm not extremely deficent
 
hgh or igf1 are unlikely to make you more tall if you aren't already because height is moreso attributed to igf-1 and igf-2 receptor response (genetics) as opposed to a surplus of it
and yes I found steroids that can increase receptor responses
 
solcard is a shitty alternative to a prepaid card

and you basically top it up with crypto

and u sign up and make the account with ur email and shit

no kyc afaik

and if u have crypto it shouldnt tie back to ur mum
cant buy needles if the store requires etherum
 

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