how the fuck do i convince my parents to get me a lash serum without sounding gay asf

[Deleted member 271577]

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[Deleted member 129366]

buy it urself or explain looksmaxxing

 

[sherry12]

impossible, mark as solution

 

[Deleted member 271577]

buy it urself or explain looksmaxxing

neither of those would work since i dont got the money and my parents are already on my ass for caring about my appearance too much.
thanks though bhai

 

[Deleted member 271577]

impossible, mark as solution

ur useless this isnt even in the looksmaxing questions sub

 

[Deleted member 271577]

impossible, mark as solution

mirin avi tho

 

[Deleted member 129366]

neither of those would work since i dont got the money and my parents are already on my ass for caring about my appearance too much.
thanks though bhai

get money nigga

 

[sherry12]

mirin avi tho

Thanks bhai

 

[futureschizo]

buy it yourself, it's not expensive bro its like 20 dollars max

 

[Deleted member 271577]

get money nigga

wait fuck im stupid i never even looked at the price this shit mad cheap
what will i do when they ask where my 25 dollars went tho

 

[Deleted member 271577]

buy it yourself, it's not expensive bro its like 20 dollars max

what will i do when they ask where my 25 dollars went bru

 

[futureschizo]

what will i do when they ask where my 25 dollars went bru

'mom i bought an XL pizza cause im a fatass' boom they wont question u further

 

[Deleted member 271577]

'mom i bought an XL pizza cause im a fatass' boom they wont question u further

boi
i need their permission b4 buying anything

 

[Deleted member 322807]

what will i do when they ask where my 25 dollars went bru

tell them a girl rejected you for having short eyelashes and you need to get the serum to slay

 

[Deleted member 216958]

explain them that you are really insecure about your looks and you want to improve, I might use this "excuse" since I inherited self hatred from my father so he should understand me, no idea about mom tho

 

[Deleted member 271577]

explain them that you are really insecure about your looks and you want to improve, I might use this "excuse" since I inherited self hatred from my father so he should understand me, no idea about mom tho

my parents are already on my ass for caring about my appearance too much.
thanks though bhai

 

[viz0]

lash serum is gay just have long lashes naturally

 

[Deleted member 271577]

lash serum is gay just have long lashes naturally

im asking a genuine question and ur shitposting
ur a waste of time

 

[Wexilarious]

Say that you need to waste money on gay things and they will think that you joking

 

[anon0112358]

lash serum won't even work bro don't waste your money.

 

[Deleted member 271577]

basically everyone said that the ordinary peptide lash serum worked for them
like @turkcelfatcel

 

[stormulfr]

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just ask them retard

 

[Deleted member 271577]

just ask them retard

who the fuck are you calling a retard
im asking this for a reason

 

[stormulfr]

who the fuck are you calling a retard
im asking this for a reason

just buy it dude

 

[Deleted member 271577]

just buy it dude

clearly dnr a thing

 

[birthdefect]

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save some money that you dont tell them about and either spawn camp your mailbox or have it delivered to a po box

 

[stormulfr]

clearly dnr a thing

just ask them bro explain you really want it

 

[JohanBigBalle]

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Just go on your mothers phone, search lash serum a bunch of times, watch eyelash videos, and then you'll have basically made her algorithm tuned for that stuff. Then, advertisers will spend their money in trying to make your mother want to buy lash serum. When she does, you simply say that you want to try. OR, you grab the package before she gets it, and then you just let her forget about it. If she doesn't forget about it, and she asks you if you've seen her package, you say "no"

MARK ME AS THE MOTHERFUCKING SOLUTION. I'M TOO HIGH IQ

 

[Moosemilk56]

neither of those would work since i dont got the money and my parents are already on my ass for caring about my appearance too much.
thanks though bhai

Blame them for ur subpar appearance genetics and then js tell them how you feel inferior to others or smth js make a sob story

 

[Glazey]

Don't make your parents buy you this stupid shit. Make your own money then spend it on whatever you want.